Chessy Pick up lines.

Lily229 · 02-13-2005, 05:12 PM

To the guys out there, what ever you do. Don't use any of these lines! These are the corniest lines i've ever heard, and am sad to say that I have had these used on me before.

http://www.goodquotes.com/pickuplines.htm

Vermilion · 02-13-2005, 05:19 PM

What are you talking about, they're flawless.

Freshgrease · 02-13-2005, 05:22 PM

Yep. I agree with Vermillion.

Lily229 · 02-13-2005, 05:27 PM

Yeah. If your goal is to get a "piss off loser"

Freshgrease · 02-13-2005, 05:31 PM

Hmm...I'm not gonna bad mouth someone of administrative rank...so yeah anyway.

I usually don't do pickup lines because pickup lines only work on the idiot blondes, not the smart *insert different hair color*.

Kagami Kyoji · 02-13-2005, 05:34 PM

Classic...I think that if a women heard those she would of course think cheesy but at the same time its kinda cute and funny!

***Shino*** · 02-13-2005, 05:45 PM

C'mon, what girl couldnt help but fall for those.

Lily229 · 02-13-2005, 05:53 PM

"You pick up a pack of sugar and ask her if she lost her name tag."

Oh yeah. If any guy came up and said that to me, I'd bang him in a heart beat because it's so sexy and charming.

Freshgrease · 02-13-2005, 05:57 PM

Here's one for ya:

"You and a shotgun like to do the same thing: bang."
OR
"The only difference between you and that gun is the amount of 'bang' being produced."

[Daisuke] · 02-13-2005, 05:57 PM

no comment. Never really used a pick up line in my life

not in seriousness anyway, only when joking about with friends.

But there are some comedy gems in there

Lily229 · 02-13-2005, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freshgrease

Here's one for ya:

"You and a shotgun like to do the same thing: bang."

DAMN STRAIGHT!

It makes you wonder who came up with this stuff.

Freshgrease · 02-13-2005, 06:10 PM

I came up with that one.

***Shino*** · 02-13-2005, 06:11 PM

no one ever said that those make a girl horny and want to strip naked on the spot and have wild dirty animal sex. Its just to break the ice and in the short run get her to go on a date or something, then in the long run have that wild dirty animal sex.

But yea, what guy in his right mind would use those though, he must be really desperate.

Lily229 · 02-13-2005, 06:13 PM

I was talking about those one's I posted. I mean, who could be that corny?

I mena, other than maybe H_I, Vermilion and Daisuke? Oh and Shino of course.

[Daisuke] · 02-13-2005, 06:21 PM

Hey

did you not read my post saying I've never used a pick up line? =P

02-13-2005, 05:19 PM	#2
Vermilion Chuunin Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Up North Age: 24 Posts: 373 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	What are you talking about, they're flawless. __________________ ¨´

02-13-2005, 05:34 PM	#6
Kagami Kyoji Jounin Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Lost in Translation...No Really! Posts: 855 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Classic...I think that if a women heard those she would of course think cheesy but at the same time its kinda cute and funny! __________________ L9I Anime Site L9I Anime Forums "To remove liberty from will is to remove morality from one's acts" Take The quiz yourself!

02-13-2005, 05:45 PM	#7
*Shino* I'm so happy because today I found my friends- they're in my head Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Greensboro, North Carolina Age: 27 Posts: 3,168 Thanks: 9 Thanked 556 Times in 170 Posts	C'mon, what girl couldnt help but fall for those. __________________ Gamertag: ShinoNC

02-13-2005, 05:57 PM	#9
Freshgrease ▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂ Join Date: Feb 2005 Age: 25 Posts: 4,112 Thanks: 1,489 Thanked 1,005 Times in 546 Posts	Here's one for ya: "You and a shotgun like to do the same thing: bang." OR "The only difference between you and that gun is the amount of 'bang' being produced." Last edited by Freshgrease; 02-13-2005 at 05:59 PM.

02-13-2005, 05:57 PM	#10
[Daisuke] Eeeek! Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Insert witty location comment here Posts: 1,353 Thanks: 3 Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts	no comment. Never really used a pick up line in my life not in seriousness anyway, only when joking about with friends. But there are some comedy gems in there __________________ I got my milky bar... ='D

02-13-2005, 05:22 PM	#3
Freshgrease ▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂ Join Date: Feb 2005 Age: 25 Posts: 4,112 Thanks: 1,489 Thanked 1,005 Times in 546 Posts	Yep. I agree with Vermillion.

02-13-2005, 05:31 PM	#5
Freshgrease ▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂ Join Date: Feb 2005 Age: 25 Posts: 4,112 Thanks: 1,489 Thanked 1,005 Times in 546 Posts	Hmm...I'm not gonna bad mouth someone of administrative rank...so yeah anyway. I usually don't do pickup lines because pickup lines only work on the idiot blondes, not the smart insert different hair color.

02-13-2005, 06:10 PM	#12
Freshgrease ▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂ Join Date: Feb 2005 Age: 25 Posts: 4,112 Thanks: 1,489 Thanked 1,005 Times in 546 Posts	I came up with that one.

02-13-2005, 06:11 PM	#13
*Shino* I'm so happy because today I found my friends- they're in my head Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Greensboro, North Carolina Age: 27 Posts: 3,168 Thanks: 9 Thanked 556 Times in 170 Posts	no one ever said that those make a girl horny and want to strip naked on the spot and have wild dirty animal sex. Its just to break the ice and in the short run get her to go on a date or something, then in the long run have that wild dirty animal sex. But yea, what guy in his right mind would use those though, he must be really desperate. __________________ Gamertag: ShinoNC

02-13-2005, 06:21 PM	#15
[Daisuke] Eeeek! Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Insert witty location comment here Posts: 1,353 Thanks: 3 Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts	Hey did you not read my post saying I've never used a pick up line? =P __________________ I got my milky bar... ='D

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