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Old 10-19-2006, 09:23 AM   #1
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English Dictionary for Boys and Girls

Girls' English.

1.Yes = No.
2.No = Yes.
3.May-b = No.
4.It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
5.Do what u want = You'll pay 4 this later.
6.We need to talk" = I need to bitch.
7.Sure......Go ahead = I don't want you anyway.
8.I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron.
9.How much do u love me? = I did something today your not goin' like me 4.
10.Is my butt fat? = Tell me i'm beautiful.
11.You have to learn to communicate! = Just agree with me.
12.Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead.

Guy's English.

1.I'm hungry = I'm hungry.
2.I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.
3.I'm tired = I'm tired.
4.Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
5.Can I take you to dinner? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
6.Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
7.May I have this dance? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
8.Nice dress = Nice cleavage.
9.You look tensed, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you.
10.What's wrong? = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?
11.What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
12.I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
13.I love you = Let's have sex right now.
14.I love you too = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!
15.Let's talk = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!
16.Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegel 4 you to have sex with other guys.
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Old 10-19-2006, 02:33 PM   #2
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Re: English Dictionary for Boys and Girls

ROFL..strangely that actually entertained me
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Old 10-19-2006, 04:21 PM   #3
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Re: English Dictionary for Boys and Girls

lol this also entertained me. Some of it is actually kinda true. *nod nod*
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Old 10-19-2006, 04:24 PM   #4
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im a guy and im always bored. o_O


nice find. =P
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Re: English Dictionary for Boys and Girls

ouch... x.x
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Re: English Dictionary for Boys and Girls

Lol, I find it all to be true
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Old 10-19-2006, 06:18 PM   #7
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oh wow, that's special.... o_o


but most of it is true (for the guy part anyways.... i don't know how the female mind works o.o)
 
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Re: English Dictionary for Boys and Girls

That entertained me as well umm that was very random and akward o.0
and what if it's an 8-year-old-boy saying all that akward o.0 stuff to a girl?
other than that slightly in appropriate guy language most of was true it just deppends on the sentance like a girl saying "I got an F on my test,"that would mean "I didn't get an F on my test,"
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I thought you meant british dictionary or something..............
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LOL! I find all this info to be true! LOL!
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rofl, and yes sadly, it's all true.
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