Official Lame Jokes thread

Code · 01-13-2007, 02:54 PM

Include all your pitiful excuses for jokes in this thread.

Dagoro · 01-13-2007, 02:56 PM

what happen to the chicken that had no ass? he tried to fart and exploded

01-13-2007, 02:57 PM

Did ya hear about the Official Lame Jokes thread?

G · 01-13-2007, 02:58 PM

ur moms so fat even Naruto does not BELIEVE IT

reactions:

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHH shit son BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"you let him get at you liek that DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I know, so sad...

Solus Bringer · 01-13-2007, 03:01 PM

chose a skittle or the girl from the ring will kill you
red:happy
green: sick
Purple: gay
Yellow: Preppy
Orange: Emo
Black: If that bitch come to kill me i will shove a skittle up her ass and make her taste the fucking rainbow

fieldscarcrow · 01-13-2007, 03:05 PM

what do you get when you cross and owl and a bungy cord. My ass

Code · 01-13-2007, 03:09 PM

A guy walks in a bar and doesn't say ouch.

Rath · 01-13-2007, 03:19 PM

Let's just pretend. (It's a true story, who knew Rabi's were funny XD)

You're at the west wall in Israel.
You see a Rabi standing by the wall.
You go over and ask him what's he doing.
He says he's praying for peace.
You ask him how it's going
He says "It feels like I'm talking to the wall"

Win for the lame joke topic

**Ninja48** · 01-13-2007, 04:10 PM

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?"

Jaxon · 01-13-2007, 05:37 PM

When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar.

What's the difference between a hill and a dog with short legs?

One's a slope up, and the other's a slow pup.

MadeUpFacts · 01-13-2007, 05:40 PM

Knock Knock

*no one answers*

Dagoro · 01-13-2007, 08:50 PM

a boy arrives at a bakery. he asks the baker : can i have 50 loafs of bread? the baker responds: sorry i only have 49. the boy says: that's ok my bike is blue!........

worst joke eva

RNB · 01-13-2007, 09:03 PM

Wanna hear a dirty joke.....?
A boy fell in the mud.

Your mom is so fat that I have to run around her......(heard one too many times.)

Jackman · 01-13-2007, 09:05 PM

what is a mouses favorite game?.... parCHEEZY

Dagoro · 01-13-2007, 09:14 PM

this one is a little long but here goes...

a guy arrives at the gates of heaven after his death. St. peter is at the gates and asks kim for a favor. he says: Listen friend, i have to run a quick errand so i need you to stay here and cover for me. The ma asks: what is it you want me to do? St peter responds: when someone arrives at the gates you must ask them a question before letting them in. if they don't get it right send them to hell by pulling this lever. The man agrees and takes St. peter's place. A woman arrives at the gates. The man asks: what is 2+2? she answers 4. a small boy arrives at the gates, the man asks: how many people are there in your family? the small boy answers 3. The man's mother in law arrives at the gate, the man asks: spell Arnold Schwarzenegger......

01-13-2007, 02:54 PM	#1
Code Missing-Nin Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: ??? Age: 26 Posts: 491 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts	Official Lame Jokes thread Include all your pitiful excuses for jokes in this thread.

01-13-2007, 02:56 PM	#2
Dagoro Daifunka Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Braving the New World. Posts: 8,743 Thanks: 72 Thanked 7,180 Times in 2,872 Posts	Re: Official Lame Jokes thread what happen to the chicken that had no ass? he tried to fart and exploded __________________

01-13-2007, 02:57 PM	#3
LonelyNinja Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Official Lame Jokes thread Did ya hear about the Official Lame Jokes thread? It should be in the Spam Zone!

01-13-2007, 02:58 PM	#4
G S-Ranked Negro Join Date: Jul 1999 Location: The Heights Posts: 2,756 Thanks: 393 Thanked 1,261 Times in 458 Posts	Re: Official Lame Jokes thread ur moms so fat even Naruto does not BELIEVE IT reactions: "OHHHHHHHHHHHHH shit son BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "you let him get at you liek that DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I know, so sad... __________________

01-13-2007, 03:01 PM	#5
Solus Bringer Jounin Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Wishing i was some where else Age: 20 Posts: 771 Thanks: 2 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Official Lame Jokes thread chose a skittle or the girl from the ring will kill you red:happy green: sick Purple: gay Yellow: Preppy Orange: Emo Black: If that bitch come to kill me i will shove a skittle up her ass and make her taste the fucking rainbow __________________ "you swung at me' 'You ducked' Because you swung at me" lol clerks two rules The people I know IN NL Sakura Haruno93= Just an awesome girl Lonely Ninja= cool dude very pychotic SI=One of my best friends here Sakura= Yeah shes fun to be around Dec= Don't really know why just cool person Kluang=HE is well Robot lover Narutoharuno=Funny person NarutoBaka=assistant to SharingonC and my friend Lilk=He hides in the shadows Tabris="SexyFemale" lol Ami=cool girl

01-13-2007, 03:05 PM	#6
fieldscarcrow Missing-Nin Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Long island, New york Age: 21 Posts: 1,729 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: Official Lame Jokes thread what do you get when you cross and owl and a bungy cord. My ass

01-13-2007, 03:09 PM	#7
Code Missing-Nin Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: ??? Age: 26 Posts: 491 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts	Re: Official Lame Jokes thread A guy walks in a bar and doesn't say ouch.

01-13-2007, 03:19 PM	#8
Rath Hokuto Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Fugghedaboutit Posts: 1,946 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Official Lame Jokes thread Let's just pretend. (It's a true story, who knew Rabi's were funny XD) You're at the west wall in Israel. You see a Rabi standing by the wall. You go over and ask him what's he doing. He says he's praying for peace. You ask him how it's going He says "It feels like I'm talking to the wall" Win for the lame joke topic __________________ ~psttt...click my 'stache~ and now most likely deceased sniff FanClub ~The Legend of Zelda FC~ ~Akatsuki FC~ ~Kakashi FC~

01-13-2007, 04:10 PM	#9
Ninja48 48 Cypherin' Ninjas Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: 305 Posts: 2,466 Thanks: 182 Thanked 644 Times in 257 Posts	Re: Official Lame Jokes thread A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" __________________

01-13-2007, 05:37 PM	#10
Jaxon Groovy. Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,393 Thanks: 3,598 Thanked 12,490 Times in 3,671 Posts	Re: Official Lame Jokes thread When is a door not a door? When it's ajar. What's the difference between a hill and a dog with short legs? One's a slope up, and the other's a slow pup.

01-13-2007, 05:40 PM	#11
MadeUpFacts Missing-Nin Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: I WANT TO CATCH ALL THE POKEMANS Age: 23 Posts: 130 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Official Lame Jokes thread Knock Knock no one answers

01-13-2007, 08:50 PM	#12
Dagoro Daifunka Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Braving the New World. Posts: 8,743 Thanks: 72 Thanked 7,180 Times in 2,872 Posts	Re: Official Lame Jokes thread a boy arrives at a bakery. he asks the baker : can i have 50 loafs of bread? the baker responds: sorry i only have 49. the boy says: that's ok my bike is blue!........ worst joke eva __________________

01-13-2007, 09:03 PM	#13
RNB El Topo Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Age: 20 Posts: 1,169 Thanks: 3,294 Thanked 1,887 Times in 822 Posts	Re: Official Lame Jokes thread Wanna hear a dirty joke.....? A boy fell in the mud. Your mom is so fat that I have to run around her......(heard one too many times.) __________________ "Nature loves to be hidden." - Heraclitus

01-13-2007, 09:05 PM	#14
Jackman Genin Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Somewhere over the rainbow Age: 17 Posts: 160 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Official Lame Jokes thread what is a mouses favorite game?.... parCHEEZY __________________ Little Britain!!!

01-13-2007, 09:14 PM	#15
Dagoro Daifunka Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Braving the New World. Posts: 8,743 Thanks: 72 Thanked 7,180 Times in 2,872 Posts	Re: Official Lame Jokes thread this one is a little long but here goes... a guy arrives at the gates of heaven after his death. St. peter is at the gates and asks kim for a favor. he says: Listen friend, i have to run a quick errand so i need you to stay here and cover for me. The ma asks: what is it you want me to do? St peter responds: when someone arrives at the gates you must ask them a question before letting them in. if they don't get it right send them to hell by pulling this lever. The man agrees and takes St. peter's place. A woman arrives at the gates. The man asks: what is 2+2? she answers 4. a small boy arrives at the gates, the man asks: how many people are there in your family? the small boy answers 3. The man's mother in law arrives at the gate, the man asks: spell Arnold Schwarzenegger...... __________________

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