Swtvi3tboi08

yeh, u should know this thread. this is me and lorene talking about 10-15 min ago.

immah ninja: hey
immah ninja: when i become the next 50 cent
duy owns u: yeh?
immah ninja: you'll be my number one homie
duy owns u: ROFL
duy owns u: k
duy owns u: xP
duy owns u: ooh
duy owns u: when i get my car
duy owns u: im gonna go to cali for the summer
duy owns u: any good beach's near ur house?
immah ninja: mmm
immah ninja: hunington's not bad
immah ninja: but i'd go to san diego
immah ninja: it's nicer there
duy owns u: ic
duy owns u: u want a ride?
immah ninja: sure but you know what i'm gonna end up doing right?
immah ninja: just sleeping on the beach haha
duy owns u: u fail
duy owns u: >_>;
immah ninja: the ocean freaks me out
duy owns u: o_O
duy owns u: why?
immah ninja: what i do is run in the water screaming 'cause it's so cold
immah ninja: run back out
immah ninja: tan for a while
immah ninja: run back in
duy owns u: ROFL
immah ninja: repeat process a few time
immah ninja: s
duy owns u: xd
duy owns u: u scared of sharks or something
duy owns u: o_O;
immah ninja: yes
duy owns u: seriously?
immah ninja: yeah
duy owns u: ill protect u
duy owns u: :-D
immah ninja: what if we both end up in the stomach of a shark?
immah ninja: hahaha
duy owns u: well
duy owns u: were both fucked
duy owns u: basically
duy owns u: >_>;
immah ninja: fantastic
immah ninja: that's when you bust our your gangster powers and get in a knife fight with a sharks stomach
duy owns u: fun
duy owns u: hopefully it hasnt took my head first
duy owns u: >_>
immah ninja: hahaha
immah ninja: *sits in sharks stomach facing headless swt*
duy owns u: LOL
duy owns u: xd
immah ninja: lorene: so how's life?
immah ninja: swt: *drips blood*
duy owns u: xd
duy owns u: what would u do if i was dead like that?
duy owns u: o_O
immah ninja: ...
immah ninja: go into shock
duy owns u: or drown in my blood
duy owns u: >_>
duy owns u: w/e comes first
immah ninja: hahaha
immah ninja: well hopeuflly the shark poops you out first
immah ninja: so i don't have to drown in your blood
duy owns u: lol
duy owns u: xd
immah ninja: or i get pooped out first
duy owns u: which would u prefere
duy owns u: ?
duy owns u: lol
immah ninja: i'd like to get pooped out first
immah ninja: then again i'm dead so it doesn't really matter huh? hahah
duy owns u: nope
duy owns u: lol
duy owns u: xD

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Jacked from Kaylah.

Thanks Terri.

shadowclone

me like 5 minutes ago

*Andrea.* Here laid to rest is our love ever longed? says:
look your favourtie person is on

Jetta with Turbo>33333333 says:
santa claus?

Jetta with Turbo>33333333 says:

*Andrea.* Here laid to rest is our love ever longed? says:
. Kale .

*Andrea.* Here laid to rest is our love ever longed? says:
omg . i'm in a gift exchange

*Andrea.* Here laid to rest is our love ever longed? says:
*Christmas

*Andrea.* Here laid to rest is our love ever longed? says:
and guess what i did today

*Andrea.* Here laid to rest is our love ever longed? says:
FLUFF TRESS

*Andrea.* Here laid to rest is our love ever longed? says:
*TREEs

*Andrea.* Here laid to rest is our love ever longed? says:
*TREES

Jetta with Turbo>33333333 says:
fluffed wood?

Jetta with Turbo>33333333 says:
<_<

*Andrea.* Here laid to rest is our love ever longed? says:
like christmas trees

*Andrea.* Here laid to rest is our love ever longed? says:
i fluffed em

Jetta with Turbo>33333333 says:
err..you dont get it

Jetta with Turbo>33333333 says:
<_<

*Andrea.* Here laid to rest is our love ever longed? says:
.. nope

Jetta with Turbo>33333333 says:
lmao. =D

*Andrea.* Here laid to rest is our love ever longed? says:
you are different

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Video cards used to have way cooler names. Now they read like Star Wars robots. – Mark Wilson

So true.

OG

5 mins ago O.o

RudurrMen says:
What the HELL!

Sol BadGirl says:
you deserve it f00!

RudurrMen says:
Still T.T.......You Tart

Sol BadGirl says:
FU man FU

RudurrMen says:
what you wanna F*** me? ok

Sol BadGirl says:
bastard -.-

RudurrMen says:
Fine, fine. Sorry.

Sol BadGirl says:
Apology accepted now get me my jumpdrive from Mel!

RudurrMen says:
NEVER.

Sol BadGirl says:
T.T

RudurrMen says:
Ok, I go...

Sol BadGirl says:


RudurrMen says:
Offline! lmao......

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Psychotic Pixie

Emma: I sniffed a creme cheese bagel and it smells like creme cheese bagel.
Me: I sniffed a Myspace buletin and it smells like computer screen.
Emma: I sniffed a bagel and it smells like a red iPod.
Me: I sniffed a a Vanilla coke in a cup and it smells like Vanilla coke in a cup.
Emma: I sniffed a cat and it smells like dog.
Me: I sniffed a refriderator and it smells like nail polish remover.
Emma: I sniffed wood and it smells like a pen.

I just found it to be extremely odd that a cat would smell like a dog.

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Ninja48

Not mine, but:

<zealo> I need sleep....
<zealo> I went to take a crap and took off my shirt instead of my pants
<zealo> I actually sat down before i realised what was wrong

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Kites

EVERY time i sign on MSN *andrea* pms me -.-

thats why i never go on LOL

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til infinity..

G

mabe 20 minutes ago

[c=50]SosforSashy[/c] says:
I remember when I was inside my room drawing people were having a party
[c=50]SosforSashy[/c] says:
And you could hear the man on the mic
[c=50]SosforSashy[/c] says:
"Ok everyone go home.."
[c=50]SosforSashy[/c] says:
*everyone still there*
[c=50]SosforSashy[/c] says:
"Ok time to go home."
[c=50]SosforSashy[/c] says:
*everyones STILL there"
[c=50]SosforSashy[/c] says:
"Carry yall fucking asses home"
[c=50]SosforSashy[/c] says:
I almost died...
F.3 says:
LOL!!!!
F.3 says:
Wow thats great
[c=50]SosforSashy[/c] says:
XD

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ino11

Right now.....

I'm WolfsBane

Badgurl says:
hey
WolfsBane "THE SMEXY-EST OF ALL! says:
yo
Badgurl says:
hey I found afriend who's my age and lives in indiana
WolfsBane "THE SMEXY-EST OF ALL! says:
coo
WolfsBane "THE SMEXY-EST OF ALL! says:
cool*
Badgurl says:
i'm talkin to him now
WolfsBane "THE SMEXY-EST OF ALL! says:
like on MSN
Badgurl says:
so what have u been up to
Badgurl says:
no aim
WolfsBane "THE SMEXY-EST OF ALL! says:
ohh I used to have AIM
WolfsBane "THE SMEXY-EST OF ALL! says:
I was over at a friends house
Badgurl says:
do u now
WolfsBane "THE SMEXY-EST OF ALL! says:
nope I will re-install it though
WolfsBane "THE SMEXY-EST OF ALL! says:
maybe
Badgurl says:
kool
WolfsBane "THE SMEXY-EST OF ALL! says:
maybe
Badgurl says:
ok
WolfsBane "THE SMEXY-EST OF ALL! says:
No I won't
Badgurl says:
y
WolfsBane "THE SMEXY-EST OF ALL! says:
cuz
Badgurl says:
cuz y
WolfsBane "THE SMEXY-EST OF ALL! says:
cuz
WolfsBane "THE SMEXY-EST OF ALL! says:
*shurgs*
Badgurl says:
man this 1 guy is sooo mad at me
WolfsBane "THE SMEXY-EST OF ALL! says:
y
Badgurl says:
cuz I like this 1 guy i met and not him
WolfsBane "THE SMEXY-EST OF ALL! says:
ohh
Badgurl says:
and he lives in new jersey
WolfsBane "THE SMEXY-EST OF ALL! says:
Then why is he being an ass about it
Badgurl says:
yep
WolfsBane "THE SMEXY-EST OF ALL! says:
jerk
Badgurl says:
an d won't stop buggin me
WolfsBane "THE SMEXY-EST OF ALL! says:
just block him
Badgurl says:
i know I thought about but i just want to be able to say a bunch rude stuff to him over the comp
Badgurl says:
lol
WolfsBane "THE SMEXY-EST OF ALL! says:
just block him!
Badgurl says:
hold on
WolfsBane "THE SMEXY-EST OF ALL! says:
ok
Badgurl says:
okay blocked
Badgurl says:
ya happy
WolfsBane "THE SMEXY-EST OF ALL! says:
yep

Badgurl says:
what do u look like like how tall color of hair eye color
Badgurl says:
jw
WolfsBane "THE SMEXY-EST OF ALL! says:
light skined/dark
WolfsBane "THE SMEXY-EST OF ALL! says:
brown eyes
WolfsBane "THE SMEXY-EST OF ALL! says:
brown/black eyes and hair
WolfsBane "THE SMEXY-EST OF ALL! says:
black with brown streaks
WolfsBane "THE SMEXY-EST OF ALL! says:
5'2
Badgurl says:
no offense but yur sorta short
Badgurl says:
i'm 5'4
WolfsBane "THE SMEXY-EST OF ALL! says:
So
WolfsBane "THE SMEXY-EST OF ALL! says:
I am rly 5'3
WolfsBane "THE SMEXY-EST OF ALL! says:
I just don't like telling people
WolfsBane "THE SMEXY-EST OF ALL! says:
I am still short
WolfsBane "THE SMEXY-EST OF ALL! says:
In my class I am second tallest
Badgurl says:
i have reddish brown hair greenish blue eyes and u already know how tall I am
Badgurl says:
same here
WolfsBane "THE SMEXY-EST OF ALL! says:
cool
Badgurl says:
hold on
WolfsBane "THE SMEXY-EST OF ALL! says:
what about skin tone
WolfsBane "THE SMEXY-EST OF ALL! says:
ok
Badgurl says:
tan sorta sorta not
WolfsBane "THE SMEXY-EST OF ALL! says:
ok
WolfsBane "THE SMEXY-EST OF ALL! says:
wait what!

Badgurl says:
what
WolfsBane "THE SMEXY-EST OF ALL! says:
how are you tan sorta sorta not!
Badgurl says:
like over the summer i'm tan and theni'm not
WolfsBane "THE SMEXY-EST OF ALL! says:
ohh
WolfsBane "THE SMEXY-EST OF ALL! says:
I am bascially always tan
WolfsBane "THE SMEXY-EST OF ALL! says:
light skinned/tan

Shikamaru

Weedaddicttt: If i were you, id run
ShikamaruL9i: If you were me... you'd be good lookin
JewlsBabe47: HAHAHA! so true

Mooch

Shikamaru

and so on and so forth in that fashion

Mooch

I just remembered one.

Kyle: JESS! I seriously need your help, it's en emergency!
Me: o.o;; Okay, what is it? You alright?
Kyle: I dunno what color to use as a primer for my walls, should I use Scarlet Red or Moulin Rouge red? I was also thinking maybe raspberry...

Couple hours later...

Kyle: I'm also pissed because I want a certain duvet, but I can't decide the color.
Me: Wtf is a duvet?
Kyle: A type of blanket, I'm going to use it to cover my new matress, which I'm going to get at Ikea tomorrow.

In another convo, same time...

Me: Kyle's talking to me about the type of matress he's going to get, I swear he's gay
James: Is the matress male?
Me: LOL.

^ some of you might recognize that one from my comic >.> Well, that's the full story behind it ;p

shadowclone

*Andrea.* Bring back the memories says:
omg
Team Porkchops Assemble!!! O_0 says:
o_0
Team Porkchops Assemble!!! O_0 says:
what?
*Andrea.* Bring back the memories says:
k, did my sister say you were supposed to "babysit me "
Team Porkchops Assemble!!! O_0 says:
lmao
Team Porkchops Assemble!!! O_0 says:
she did?
Team Porkchops Assemble!!! O_0 says:
O_0
*Andrea.* Bring back the memories says:
omg
*Andrea.* Bring back the memories says:
so i thought i was talking to you
*Andrea.* Bring back the memories says:
but i was talking to khari. who i seriously never talk to
*Andrea.* Bring back the memories says:
and i'm . like .. hey fag
*Andrea.* Bring back the memories says:
and i was like . so i hear you are supposed to be babysitting me tonight
*Andrea.* Bring back the memories says:
he's like waa.
*Andrea.* Bring back the memories says:
totally thought i was talking to you
*Andrea.* Bring back the memories says:
until i was like ALEX. he's like .. huh ? . i'm like
*Andrea.* Bring back the memories says:
fuck it's khari
Team Porkchops Assemble!!! O_0 says:
teh fuck?
*Andrea.* Bring back the memories says:
what?
Team Porkchops Assemble!!! O_0 says:
oh shit
Team Porkchops Assemble!!! O_0 says:
i thought i was talking to khari
Team Porkchops Assemble!!! O_0 says:
<_<
*Andrea.* Bring back the memories says:
huh?
*Andrea.* Bring back the memories says:
i thought i was talking to you
*Andrea.* Bring back the memories says:
but it was khari

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Video cards used to have way cooler names. Now they read like Star Wars robots. – Mark Wilson

So true.

OG

Jackin Yo Car says:
where's jackie?
Sol BadGirl says:
how should i know O.o
Jackin Yo Car says:
cause you're her friend
Sol BadGirl says:
and...
Jackin Yo Car says:
you are a stalker
Sol BadGirl says:
no that's you -.-;
Jackin Yo Car says:
oh....right o.o
Sol BadGirl says:
so you must be doing a bad job right now neh?
Jackin Yo Car says:
shut up
Sol BadGirl says:
...
Jackin Yo Car says:
that's right, be my bitch
Sol BadGirl says:
STFU before i tell ur GF -.-
Jackin Yo Car says:
NOOOOOO......ok, ok, i stop
Sol BadGirl says:
that's right, be MY bitch

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drunk_sea_monkey

DSM |-|! KITES! says:
have to leave soon tho o.0
Colini says:
ok
thats fine
i still got a lot of homework
DSM |-|! KITES! says:
>.<
Colini says:
i have to make a 5 pages long report on an interview i did that only lasted for 15 minutes
DSM |-|! KITES! says:
>___< dannng
Colini says:
how the kcuf am i goin to do that
DSM |-|! KITES! says:
are you allowed to go into the background to the person
xD
Colini says:
i only have 2 pages lol
DSM |-|! KITES! says:
>__<
use alot of long words >>
Colini says:
no, just about the interview itself
and the preperation
DSM |-|! KITES! says:
i think
it'll help
if you
go get famous and meet pharrell and hook me up with him
>_>;
Colini says:
yes
and i'll hook up with..
hmmm
DSM |-|! KITES! says:
MC
xD
Colini says:

im not goin to hook up with a celeb
DSM |-|! KITES! says:
xD
and we can go beat up fergie >_>;
<_<;
Colini says:
lol
she got a sexy body though
DSM |-|! KITES! says:
not after im done with her
=D
Colini says:
haha

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