I feel like ripping my lungs out

Code · 01-25-2007, 08:38 PM

Today has to be one of the worst days I've ever had. It's story time, boys and girls...

Alright, there's this girl that I've been keeping my eye on for quite some time now. I saw her look at me a few times, and I felt this was going nowhere ince this was going on for a little over a week. The next week I was assigned for kitchen management, and was helping the kitchen crew washing the dishes.

I had a hose-like mechanism that would spray water on plates and clean it off with hot water. Anyways, that girl and I both had our staring contests and I was feeling evil(little did I know I would kill myself for performing this action) and decided to wait for her to come out so I could spray her.

Before she came to put her dishes so we could wash them, there were some girls that came along and I sprayed them for fun. They got angry at me, but in a jokingly way(similar to how Sakura gets angry at Naruto). When she finally came to empty the dishes, I sprayed a little water on her shirt and the right side of her T-shirt got wet.

Her face completely dropped and I could tell she was unhappy. She asked,"Are you serious...? Why the hell would you do that?" I couldn't utter a single word. She put the dishes down and left.
I was completely embarrassed and I felt like drowning myself in quicksand.

Now the time is almost 5:40 PM and dinner starts at 6:00. I don't know how in hell I will confront her. I've got to be the biggest idiot on this planet.
Helpful suggestions?

G · 01-25-2007, 08:44 PM

do it, rip them out

Code · 01-25-2007, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by G.Money

do it, rip them out

I'm serious, and read my last sentence again please. Not helpful.

G · 01-25-2007, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Code

Before she came to put her dishes so we could wash them, there were some girls that came along and I sprayed them for fun. They got angry at me, but in a jokingly way(similar to how Sakura gets angry at Naruto). When she finally came to empty the dishes, I sprayed a little water on her shirt and the right side of her T-shirt got wet.

comparing real life w/ anime is clearly when you know ur watching way to much >_> /my help

victoria · 01-25-2007, 09:09 PM

i think u shud go up to the girl & apologise to her saying that u were just playing ard & well wanted to get to know her more so u thought that she'd laugh it off. so tell her this also. tell her that since she didnt like that, say sorry again & hope that u cud be friends with her

Black Chakra · 01-25-2007, 09:12 PM

Tell her your hands were wet and and you hand slipped.

victoria · 01-25-2007, 09:17 PM

@ BC: no can do.... he already sprayed some girls b4 spraying her... and btw he cud have said that excuse when she confronted him

Black Chakra · 01-25-2007, 09:20 PM

Dude your screwed unless you tell her that you are very sorry and you got too over excited and you did that on purpose and you never meant to.You got too over enthusiastic.

kluang · 01-25-2007, 09:23 PM

1. You say you are sorry.
2. Be nice. Like Borat
3. Be nice, make jokes.

If don't work rip your lungs and sell it as a donor

Sant0ryu · 01-25-2007, 09:31 PM

just apologize
girls like it when you admit you're wrong
either that or she actually liked it
and just acted like she was mad for your attention
either way, just apologize

drunk_sea_monkey · 01-25-2007, 09:35 PM

Buy her a Zune. everything'll be happy again then xD

I know i'd get ticked, until they confronted me about it, if someone wet my shirt that I didn't know but it was just someone I looked at T__T

Narutobaka · 01-25-2007, 09:36 PM

Yeah, you'd need to apologize to her. Just explain to her the modd you were in and that it was just an attempt to cut some of the boredom up.
Also do this before she becomes mad enough to go and tell someone or before your boss sees that her shirt is wet and asks how it happened. Otherwise, it will be seen as harassment.

kluang · 01-25-2007, 09:39 PM

Make a few jokes, buy her a drink chit chat, she'll forgive you

Corbenk · 01-25-2007, 10:10 PM

I have a much better idea!

'Kay, you need to find some matches or something, lighter, anything that can start fires. Then, like, during dinner go to the bathroom or something and light something on fire. 'kay? Run out of the room where you started the fire and scream "FIRE FIRE!!!!HOWLEET!".The make sure you get everyone out of the house, not, YOU get everyone out. Let EVERYONE go before you. If there is an old grandma or something make sure you help her out. After everyone is out make sure you phone the fire department. However, just as you start to leave the house, make it seem like you tripped over something and get horrible burns all over you. Then get up and walk out and pass out near everyone else.

I mean, you will have fucking saved her life at the expense of your own! How can she not forgive you!

Shikamaru · 01-25-2007, 10:12 PM

wow... its one thing to do that after school when no ones gonna see her but during school... are you stipid?

edit: and 2 thats very childish.... not to mention doing it without a reason

01-25-2007, 08:38 PM	#1
Code Missing-Nin Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: ??? Age: 26 Posts: 491 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts	I feel like ripping my lungs out Today has to be one of the worst days I've ever had. It's story time, boys and girls... Alright, there's this girl that I've been keeping my eye on for quite some time now. I saw her look at me a few times, and I felt this was going nowhere ince this was going on for a little over a week. The next week I was assigned for kitchen management, and was helping the kitchen crew washing the dishes. I had a hose-like mechanism that would spray water on plates and clean it off with hot water. Anyways, that girl and I both had our staring contests and I was feeling evil(little did I know I would kill myself for performing this action) and decided to wait for her to come out so I could spray her. Before she came to put her dishes so we could wash them, there were some girls that came along and I sprayed them for fun. They got angry at me, but in a jokingly way(similar to how Sakura gets angry at Naruto). When she finally came to empty the dishes, I sprayed a little water on her shirt and the right side of her T-shirt got wet. Her face completely dropped and I could tell she was unhappy. She asked,"Are you serious...? Why the hell would you do that?" I couldn't utter a single word. She put the dishes down and left. I was completely embarrassed and I felt like drowning myself in quicksand. Now the time is almost 5:40 PM and dinner starts at 6:00. I don't know how in hell I will confront her. I've got to be the biggest idiot on this planet. Helpful suggestions? Last edited by Code; 01-25-2007 at 08:39 PM.

01-25-2007, 08:44 PM	#2
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01-25-2007, 09:09 PM	#5
victoria the original victoria Join Date: May 2005 Location: Singapore Age: 26 Posts: 563 Thanks: 22 Thanked 30 Times in 8 Posts	Re: I feel like ripping my lungs out i think u shud go up to the girl & apologise to her saying that u were just playing ard & well wanted to get to know her more so u thought that she'd laugh it off. so tell her this also. tell her that since she didnt like that, say sorry again & hope that u cud be friends with her __________________ People I LOVE On NL: HINATA: BFF SHADOWWOLF: Guardian Angel G: Da King AZUMI: Partner VANITY: Mummy KLUANG: Member VASH_THEHUNTER: E-student EKANG: Lil' Brother MOOCH: Real-Deal GOTDS: Bro AKATSUKISHINOBI: Sebster OAKGYRL: Porkchopest lady SHADOWCLONE: Hottie Homie

01-25-2007, 09:12 PM	#6
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01-25-2007, 09:17 PM	#7
victoria the original victoria Join Date: May 2005 Location: Singapore Age: 26 Posts: 563 Thanks: 22 Thanked 30 Times in 8 Posts	Re: I feel like ripping my lungs out @ BC: no can do.... he already sprayed some girls b4 spraying her... and btw he cud have said that excuse when she confronted him __________________ People I LOVE On NL: HINATA: BFF SHADOWWOLF: Guardian Angel G: Da King AZUMI: Partner VANITY: Mummy KLUANG: Member VASH_THEHUNTER: E-student EKANG: Lil' Brother MOOCH: Real-Deal GOTDS: Bro AKATSUKISHINOBI: Sebster OAKGYRL: Porkchopest lady SHADOWCLONE: Hottie Homie

01-25-2007, 09:20 PM	#8
Black Chakra Genin Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Look Up... Posts: 274 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: I feel like ripping my lungs out Dude your screwed unless you tell her that you are very sorry and you got too over excited and you did that on purpose and you never meant to.You got too over enthusiastic. __________________

01-25-2007, 09:23 PM	#9
kluang One Punch Man Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,420 Thanks: 3,186 Thanked 4,670 Times in 2,102 Posts	Re: I feel like ripping my lungs out 1. You say you are sorry. 2. Be nice. Like Borat 3. Be nice, make jokes. If don't work rip your lungs and sell it as a donor __________________ To err is human, to forgive, divine. Humans aren't machines... they have souls, feelings. They live, they die, they love, they hate... And yes, they even make mistakes..... When kluang finds you creepy and wrong then you are beyond horrible. He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Being Malaysian is about driving in a German car to an Indian restaurant for an Indonesian food, then travelling home, grabbing a Pakistani kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. Because we have no originality.

01-25-2007, 09:31 PM	#10
Sant0ryu Chuunin Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: The Pillar of Autumn Posts: 539 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: I feel like ripping my lungs out just apologize girls like it when you admit you're wrong either that or she actually liked it and just acted like she was mad for your attention either way, just apologize

01-25-2007, 09:35 PM	#11
drunk_sea_monkey S-Ranked Shinobi Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 3,190 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: I feel like ripping my lungs out Buy her a Zune. everything'll be happy again then xD I know i'd get ticked, until they confronted me about it, if someone wet my shirt that I didn't know but it was just someone I looked at T__T __________________ <3

01-25-2007, 09:36 PM	#12
Narutobaka Chuunin Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: youtube, CR, and gaming sites atm. Age: 35 Posts: 627 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: I feel like ripping my lungs out Yeah, you'd need to apologize to her. Just explain to her the modd you were in and that it was just an attempt to cut some of the boredom up. Also do this before she becomes mad enough to go and tell someone or before your boss sees that her shirt is wet and asks how it happened. Otherwise, it will be seen as harassment. __________________ Blasphe-me! Blasphe-you!Blasphe-everybody in the room!

01-25-2007, 09:39 PM	#13
kluang One Punch Man Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,420 Thanks: 3,186 Thanked 4,670 Times in 2,102 Posts	Re: I feel like ripping my lungs out Make a few jokes, buy her a drink chit chat, she'll forgive you __________________ To err is human, to forgive, divine. Humans aren't machines... they have souls, feelings. They live, they die, they love, they hate... And yes, they even make mistakes..... When kluang finds you creepy and wrong then you are beyond horrible. He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Being Malaysian is about driving in a German car to an Indian restaurant for an Indonesian food, then travelling home, grabbing a Pakistani kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. Because we have no originality.

01-25-2007, 10:10 PM	#14
Corbenk Kuchin Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 1,564 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts	Re: I feel like ripping my lungs out I have a much better idea! 'Kay, you need to find some matches or something, lighter, anything that can start fires. Then, like, during dinner go to the bathroom or something and light something on fire. 'kay? Run out of the room where you started the fire and scream "FIRE FIRE!!!!HOWLEET!".The make sure you get everyone out of the house, not, YOU get everyone out. Let EVERYONE go before you. If there is an old grandma or something make sure you help her out. After everyone is out make sure you phone the fire department. However, just as you start to leave the house, make it seem like you tripped over something and get horrible burns all over you. Then get up and walk out and pass out near everyone else. I mean, you will have fucking saved her life at the expense of your own! How can she not forgive you!

01-25-2007, 10:12 PM	#15
Shikamaru ░░░░░░░▲░░░░░░░ Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Although I may not go down in history I will however go down on your sister Posts: 666 Thanks: 1 Thanked 5 Times in 4 Posts	Re: I feel like ripping my lungs out wow... its one thing to do that after school when no ones gonna see her but during school... are you stipid? edit: and 2 thats very childish.... not to mention doing it without a reason Last edited by Shikamaru; 01-25-2007 at 10:13 PM.

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