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Old 03-22-2007, 07:45 PM   #1
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True Dumb Converstations Between Student And Teacher

This thread is self explanitory.

Okay lets start. The teacher will be a person named, Ummm lets see, Mr. E and the student * okay.


Mr.E: I am going to check your homework today

*: Oh yeah, i did it perfect.

Mr.E: Okay * lets see your work.

Math Book: Question: Draw a plan for a Ramp. Label all of the sides. Then show how much it would be to make if each sq meter was $10.

*" Did i do it right Mr.E?

Mr.E Did you look at the back of the math book for the answer?

*: No!

Mr.E: You answer is " Answers May Vary" why would you put that for a math answer. Obviously answers will vary. You didn't do your work, please redo it.

*: *Silence* class laughs at the idiocity of this little boy.

this is a true story.
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Old 03-22-2007, 07:46 PM   #2
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that's so funny.


um. *sarcasm*

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Old 03-22-2007, 07:49 PM   #3
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Old 03-22-2007, 07:53 PM   #4
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I've seen funnier. =/
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He was an american, now thinking about ApetheticDimwits video with the dumb americans, i can actually believe they may truly be retarded
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^stfu. just the absolute dunces.
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Old 03-22-2007, 08:09 PM   #7
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He was an american, now thinking about ApetheticDimwits video with the dumb americans, i can actually believe they may truly be retarded
So you're calling Americans retarded?
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Old 03-22-2007, 08:19 PM   #8
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I hate when teachers ask if they should talk with your parants. I mean seriously what kid in the right mind would say "yes."
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I hate when teachers ask if they should talk with your parants. I mean seriously what kid in the right mind would say "yes."
my mommy is my teacher. we have very stupid conversations. you should listen to her try to read my math work upside down. ish funny.
'thats not a 2 mom...'
'yes it is'
'..okay... whatever you say..'
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my mommy is my teacher. we have very stupid conversations. you should listen to her try to read my math work upside down. ish funny.
'thats not a 2 mom...'
'yes it is'
'..okay... whatever you say..'
Oh yeah you are homeschooled like Aruko.
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So you're calling Americans retarded?
lol no, some.
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Old 03-22-2007, 08:37 PM   #12
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Am I a dick for suspecting that "*" is actually d4rkr324545345r (or whatever)? >.>
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Old 03-22-2007, 08:38 PM   #13
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Re: True Dumb Converstations Between Student And Teacher

well, one of my friends was in her chem class at uni, (if you know basic chem, you'll appreciate this), and her teacher was saying that silver w/a 2+ charge exists, to which my friend corrects her that she's wrong, only 1+ exists (which is true)...they proceed to argue, and when she came in town to visit her old h.s. chem teacher, she told her the story, and said that either that teacher was having an off day, or she should have never been hired. I mean, that's a serious mistake to make, all basic chem ppl know it!
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Old 03-22-2007, 09:41 PM   #14
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It's idiocy, dude.

I'll show you a dumb convo:

Mr. M [english teacher]: how do you spell 'finishing'?

Me: Finish. Ing.

-Mr. M writes FINISHNG on the board-

Me: No, dude, there's an I.

Mr. M: Oh. -fixes it to spell FINISHNIG-

Me: Are you sure you went to college?

Mr. M: I TAUGHT college!

Me: Right. And yet you can't spell finishing.

Mr. M: That's not right?

Me: Fuck no.

Mr. M: Go to the office, Katrina.

Me: With pleasure.

-Mr. M erases it and settles for the word FINISH-

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D4rKR34v3r true story..........lmao
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