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Old 09-18-2007, 04:49 PM   #1
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so my parents had a dog
and well i hate dogs
it was a big bull mastiff
if you have ever seen the sandlot its the big dog in that movie
so this dog would slobber all over the floor and the couches and everything
it was really big and heavy
it always got in the way wherever you were
so last night my parents were out
and i got home really drunk
my parents were cleaning thier guns the other day and left a coupe out to dry
i looked at this dog i hated for over a year now
and it was driving on my last nerve
so i took one of the hand guns that were out
found a couple of bullets
pointed the gun at the dogs head and
BAM blew its fucking brains out
then i let a couple more shots into its side
i felt relieved and went back to sleep
next thing i know my parents came home screeming
i was like WTF i had a huge headache cause i was drinking all night
i have never seen them so pissed
i said i dont know what happen
they took the gun and beat me with it
i spent a couple of hours in jail till my parents paid for my bail
damn i got heavy bruses all over and my parents wont do shit about it
ill probly end up in jail
or may have to do some community service
since i can say i was drunkand i didnt know what i was doing
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Old 09-18-2007, 04:50 PM   #2
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Old 09-18-2007, 04:51 PM   #3
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cool.

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Old 09-18-2007, 04:56 PM   #4
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Old 09-18-2007, 04:58 PM   #5
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Holy shit, that happened to me last year. But I wasn't drunk, I had just had a really bad day. Anyway, I got off the hook because I had a good lawyer.
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Old 09-18-2007, 05:00 PM   #6
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Though, why would you do such a thing?

I don't understand this way of thinking...

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Old 09-18-2007, 05:01 PM   #7
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O_O Oh wow, good luck.
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Go kill yourself.
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Old 09-18-2007, 05:03 PM   #9
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Copypasta? ...Just really lame? I can't tell.
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Old 09-18-2007, 05:18 PM   #14
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::Hint hint::
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Old 09-18-2007, 07:34 PM   #15
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Dude wtf. YOUU AGH!
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