Originally Posted by DEATH BY KUNAI

ha ha ha she was a b**ch

Originally Posted by kilik113

New York City Report Cards
These are comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded but, boy, are these funny!!!!

1) Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.

2) I would not allow this student to breed.

3) Your child has delusions of adequacy.

4) Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

5) Your son sets low personal standards and then consistantly fails to achieve them.

6) The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.

7) This child has been working with glue too much.

8) When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.

9) The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

10) If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

11) It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.

Originally Posted by gibigbig

" 12) This student fell off the stupid Tree, and hit his head on all the branches coming down "