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Tobi: Who am I? You wanna know? My story isnt that great like Rocky's. If someone tell you that I'm happy go lucky guy and a comedy relief guy well........ tell me who that is so I can kill him. C'mon I'm Madara. I got a reputation to protect!!!! But not now. Karin. The beautiful yet bity Karin. I'm gonna meet her tonight and take her from that loser.

Tobi went to Karin's apartment and knock on her door. Then door open automatically.

Tobi: Flower for the bity.......

Then Tobi saw Aizen, Hidan, Zabuza and Shisio.

Tobi: 1,2,3,4. Sorry guys. Not enough flower, seems you guys have have share.

Aizen: Lets get him!!!!!

Tobi: Ouch, That hurts, Not the face!!!! Damn it Zabuza dont touch my but!!!!

Sasuke: Thats it. It seem he have learn that I HATE FLOWERS. Except black roses.

Karin: Sorry.

Tobi: Karin How could you?

Sasuke: So Karin have a new biting mate eh. Behind my back!!!! You know how emotionally disturbing that cost me right now????

Tobi: Let her go!!!!

Sasuke: I'm gonna suck you dry until......

Tobi kick Sasuke's neck.

Sasuke: You just kick me!!!!

Tobi: You wanna fight lets fight!!!!!

Sasuke: Tell me Madara, have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight?

Tobi: Yeah. He told me you're gay.

Grimjaw knock Tobi from behind.

Sasuke: Seems you're here. Seems you gonna have pay for it.

Tobi: And why will I help you?

Sasuke: I herd you liek mudkip?

Tobi: Stop it. Its old. Ok I'm in.

Karin: Are you sure this works?

Sasuke: With him not even Sage Naruto can stop me.

Karin: But there are other anime heroes than Naruto out there.

Sasuke: Name one anime hero that can stop me.

In an anime bar....

Son Goku: Ok please people, one at the time. what do you want again mister?

L: A martini.

Son Goku: Whats a Martini?

Kira Yamato: How can you work here?

L glare at Kira Yamato.

Kira Yamato: For the last time. I'm not Light!!! I kill with a mecha not a book!!!

L: Denial.

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Keitaro Urashima: Hai guys, wassup.

Jiraiya, Happosai, Prof Oak and Master Roshi glared at him. Keitaro look up and the sign says : Old Pervy Corner.

Keitaro: Damn.

Keitaro was mauled and toss to the other side.

Son Goku: I'm sorry but I need your ID.......Samuel L. Jackson???

Afro Samurai: Afro Samurai.

Son Goku: Well sir, I wont need your ID. You stop drinking. Show me your ID?

Aang: I'm 100 years old!!!!

Vegeta: Next year baby. April 2009. I'm gonna be in a live action movie. Oh yeah!!!!

Kenshin: Uhhh Vegeta. I saw the movie piccolo. And a part of me just die. And you're not in that movie too.

Vegeta: What?

At the other end of the bar

Alphonse: Sorry Luffy. You cannot get in.

Luffy: But why? I'm a wanted man you know. Soon I'll be the Pirate King.

Alphonse: Rules are rules. You wanna get in the Hentai Lounge, you need to show your ID, and you are underaged, your majesty. Now beat it kid.

Luffy: The last time I've been here, there's no guard. And Aang went in there with Tsunade and Orihime!!!!! Twice!!!

Alphonse: And know you know why Urahara have to open that store.

Light: Yamato, Where's L?

Yamato: I straped him on my rocket and send him flying.

Light: To where?

Yamato: I was hoping to send him Pallet Town. But Mudkip here wont say it's location.

Mudkip: Mudkip.

Yamato: You see?

Light: And you send him where?

Yamato: Hyrule. I think.

At Sasuke's place.

Sasuke: Now........

L crash down from the roof, Interupting Sasuke speech.

Sasuke: My oh my what we have here........

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Sasuke: When I was a young boy, My father took me into the city To see a marching band

Sasuke: He said, "Son when you grow up Will you be the saviour of the broken, The beaten and the damned?"

Sasuke: He said " YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUCHHHHHHHH!!!!!! That hurts!!!!

L: Stop singing.

Sasuke: You're awake?

L: It seems I was knock out by your flashbacks. How long was I pass out?

Sasuke: 3 hours.

L: Ok what happen?

Sasuke: I just..... I just want revenge!!!! You know how traumatize I am on what Itachi did? I still remember like it was yesterday. I was on my way home and then...YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUCHHHHH HHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

L: I was knock out by your flashback remember. It's not an experience I want to relieve. Use your right hand and reach the pocket knife at my pocket.

Sasuke: Pocket knife on a pocket. That's really...YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUCHHHHHHHH! !!! Okay okay!!!!

L: Do it quickly.

Sasuke: Stupid Candy loving detective.....Oh mother I miss your...YOOOOOOOOOOOUCCCHHH!!!!! WHAT NOW!!!!!!!!!!

L: That's not a pocket!!!!!!!!!!

Sasuke: I knew that. YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUCH!!!! Stop pinching me!!!!

At the anime bar........

Black Star: Stupid Okubo. You get extra money if you work here, its a nice job.

The telephone rang.

Black Star: Hello Anime Bar delivery service. We teleport your food within 10 seconds or your yen back.

L: Black Star. Madara just collect a handful of anime villain. Level S alert.

BS: L? Where are you?

L: Madara hideout under Hyrule castle. You wont believe how many hideout here. Beside you who else is there?

BS: Well most of them went to see Heroes. Aang is drunk. Most 18 and above heroes at Hentai Lounge....

L: Who is there!!!!!!!!

BS: Well there's Vegeta with his laptop.......

L: Give the phone to him.

BS: Yoo Vegeta, someone on the on the line.

Vegeta: What?

L: Vegeta, I need you....

Vegeta: L? Is that you. Oh maaan look at these fansite on the web man. And look at this live DB poster!!! Its horrible maaan!!!! Goku suit looks like a rug with a turtle symbol behind it. Everyone hates it. This is gonna be so bad. i have no idea what they are thinking. Hollywood should have just made a live action Zelda or X movie and made millions but instead they choose Dragon ball? Look at Piccolo. He looks a like a vampire from a 3rd rate vampire movie!!! Piccolo should be green dammit!!! They can make a green Hulk in the 60's why not a Green Namekian for God sake!!! What will happen to me!!! They gonna take some crappy Mexican soap opera guy for me???? I'm the Saiyan Prince!!! A proud Saiyan!!! That Mexican gonna make look like an emo!!! Like Sasuke!!!

Sasuke: I heard that!!! I'm not emo!!! I'm just traumatized by...YOOOOOOOOOOUUCHHH!!!! What's with you????

L: Vegeta.......

Vegeta: What?

L: Your not in that movie.

Vegeta: Excuse me?

L: Give the phone back to Black Star.

BS: Yeah?

L: Anyone else thats not terrified on how Hollywood gonna raped their series?

BS: Well theres......

L: There's no time. Before Yamato strapped to the rocket, I hid his Gundam keys under the phone. Give the key to him or her and tell him to get here. And tell him also its voice activated.

BS: Okay.

BS gave the key and a briefing to that guy and he left.

BS: Done.

L: So who you gave it to?

BS: Kikuchiyo.

L: You gave a top class mecha to a samurai??????

BS: Kikuchiyo is a robot samurai. Brilliant right?

L: Ergggggggghhhhhhhhh.........

At Anime Bar Parking Lot, Kikuchiyo is inside Freedom Gundam

Kikuchiyo: Ohh yeahhhh, this what I'm talking about........

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Flashback..........

Hyrule Castle 3 hours ago........

Zelda: It's a dark, rainy and emo day today.......

Link:.........

Zelda: Yes, its a good day to wear black.

Link:..............

Zelda: Look a shooting star. What tragic day for that star too....

A rocket that L was strapped is heading towards the castle.

Zelda: That shooting star is getting bigger...... It will crash at us....

Link equipped his bow and start shooting at the rocket, but C'mon!!! You cant shoot down a rocket with an arrow.

Zelda: This weapon will take my pain away.........

The rocket crash into the castle.

Sasuke: And that how you get here.

L: You just have to do it in a flashback?

Zelda punch Sasuke.

Zelda: I'm not a tragically emo princess. And I dont wear black!!!!

Sasuke: Says you....

Link:.........

Zelda: You tell him Link.

L: When were you here?

Zelda: During the flashback

Link:.......

Zelda: Since Ganon not here Link been bored you know.

Sasuke: Huh. I can pose a threat to you more then Ganon.

Link:.............

Sasuke: Look he's so scared he cant say a thing. Who said emo can't pose threat!!! YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! You're next Itachi!!!!

Link:...........

Sasuke: C'mon say you're scared, or I'm soo gonna owned Itachi.

Link:...........

Sasuke:..........

Link:..................

Sasuke: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! The silent treatment!!!!!!!!!!! Get away from me!!!!

L: Now we are not longer tied together and a bunch of prisoners here you can......

Sasuke: What?

L: You got bomb strapped to your crotch?????????

Sasuke: Wow you are the world greatest detective arent you?

Link:............

Zelda: Link said he notice it a while ago.

L: Why wont he said anything?????

At the Anime Bar parking lot...

Kikuchiyo: Ok voice activated. Freedom Gundam online.

FG:..........

Kikuchiyo: Ohh yeah insert the key. Now Freedom Gundam online.

FG: Freedom Gundam online.

Kikuchiyo: Ohhh yeah.... Now to Hyrule Castle.

FG: Destination confirmed.

Kikuchiyo: Ohh yeah Ohh yeah

Freedom Gundam walks slowy out of the parking lot.

Kikuchiyo: WTF??? Walking???? C'mon you're a Gundam. Go Flying at Mach 5 or something!!!!

FG: Flying at Mach 5.

Freedom Gundam starts flying and dissapear at the horizon.

Kikuchiyo: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! !!! THIS IS MANLINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hyrule Castle.

Sasuke: And then he left me to live. Could you believe it. Dammit.

Zelda: Your problem is he let you live?

Link:..........

Zelda: Yeah I know it sucks Link.

Sasuke: Is it me? Is it me? Tell me, I can take it. Just tell me!!!

L: How bout just shut up and deal it like a man.

Sasuke: How bout you shut up and do your work?

In the Freedom Gundam.

Kikuchiyo: Uhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! I think I just oiled myself.

Then Hyrule castle is in sight.

Kikuchiyo: Ok, we're here. Stop.

FG: Break fluid broken. Stopping is not an option.

Kikuchiyo: What? We're gonna crash into Hyrule Castle.

FG: New Objective, Crashing into Hyrule Castle.

Kikuchiyo: Whaaaat NO!!!!!!!!

Freedom Gundam descent to Hyrule Castle.

Kikuchiyo: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!

Hyrule Castle.

Sasuke: Just give up. Just let fate take me away..........

Link:.........

L: I just disarmed the bomb douchebag.

Sasuke: I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy.......

Link:..........

Sasuke: But now I've gone and thrown it all away...

L: Wheres Kiku...

Freedom Gundam came crashed on Sasuke.

Zelda: Wow. You dont have step on him even you hate him, you know.

Link:..........

Zelda: The castle is insured, dont worry.

L opens Freedom Gundam cockpit.

Kikuchiyo: I gonna walk after this!!! This Gundam dont even have an airbag!!!!

FG: Airbag deployed.

L: What did you say?

Kikuchiyo: Shut up.

Zelda: So is Sasuke's dead?

L: Not even a nuclear explosion can kill him.

Kikuchiyo: He is that powerful?

L: Plot protection, nothing much

Link: Lame.

Zelda: Did you just say lame? Link just talk!!! Link just talk!!!! Finally!!!!!!!!! Damn!!!

L phone rang.

L: L

BS: Black Star here. I just sent Sakura to tell everyone about Madara.

L: Good. Which Sakura did you sent?

BS: Uhhhhhhhhhh..............

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Vegeta: I'm sad with DB. Hug me please.

Bulma: No.

Vegeta: But we havent done it since GT, Bulma

Bulma: Sorry, Vegeta, but I need to find DB to get younger and hotter. Smell ya.

Vegeta: Hei Bra, where are you going?

Bra: I'm going shopping with Itachi. He needs glasses. Bye dad.

Uremeshi: What kind of dad put his daughter's name Bra?

Vegeta: I was drunk that day. Now beat it kid.

Vegeta drink his martini in one swoop and order another one.

Vegeta: I'm not gonna take any Grammy with this movie.

Optimus Prime: Actually, it's Oscar.

Vegeta: Optimus Prime!!!

OP: I heard your plight and I came to help.

Vegeta: Really?

OP: Hollywood wont raped DB. Believe it. Look at my movie?

Vegeta: Transformers was cool. With the swoooshhh, bam, booom and you and megatron crash to the building like whaaaaaaam.

OP: With DB, It will be better. Its like Transfomers with more effects. And better storyline. Posters and trailers means nothing. Its just confusing, believe in Hollywood, in fthe magic of film and the magic of Hollywood effects. I even heard Harry Gregson Willams will do the score.

Vegeta: Really??? I'm afradi this will turn into something like Harry Potter.

OP: Harry Potter? That 4 eye nerds? C'mon. His movie sucks. Voldermort is no subsitute for Orochimaru. If Oro in his movie, Harry Potter and his school will be raped within the first 15 minutes. Believe me, Harry potter, will beg at your feet when he saw DB.

Vegeta: Thanks man.

OP: Ok, I gotta go now, see ya next year.

Vegeta: Thanks big bot!!!

Optimus Prime walks outside the bar and Michael Bay stand before him.

MB: So?

OP: He wont be bitching about that movie anymore.

MB:Ohh yeaaah. Now no one can beat our sequel.

OP: Now I wont die right? cause in comic and TV I die like I dunno, on every adaptation?

MB: Dont worry big bot, I got it all covered.

OP: Thanks. Ok seeya later.

MB: Heh. Sucka. Your death will make me rich!!!!!

Hyrule Castle.

Zelda: Are sure he's alive? That wound looks fatal.

L: Plot protection kept him alive, but he sure in a hell of pain. I got to gave him a deadly dose of sedative to keep the pain away.

L injects a lot of sedative to Sasuke.

Zelda: How will we know it works?

Sasuke: Hello Barney. Lets do a sing along.

L: He's fine. Now, I thought Sasuke put together the villain team. I must find out what happen. Alright into the Gundam.

Zelda: You guys go, we stay here. The insurance guys are coming.

L: Kiku?

Kikuchiyo: I'll drive?

L: No.

Kikuchiyo: But I'm robo samurai man. Black Star choose me to drive that Gundam over Char Aznable. So I should drive.

L: Char was there?

2 hours later inside Freedom Gundam cockpit, Kikuchiyo is driving the Gundam

Kikuchiyo: How are you Sasuke?

Sasuke: I'm here. Always here. Still here.

L: Ok, we must find Madara. He's going to kill some anime heroes.

Kikuchiyo: Which one?

L: Watch this CCTV video I got from Hyrule castle.

Kikuchiyo: You mean a flashback?

Flashback..........

Sasuke: Now we got L, I gonna use my Sharingan to make all heroes and villain emo and angst all the time!!!

Tobi: Lame.

Sasuke: What did you say Tobi?
Madara: No, I'm Madara now. Whey they want to listen to you? Uchiha Sasuke who was born and raised in Konohagakure under the prestegious, yet super emo Uchiha clan. He is known for his dazzling good looks, giant female (and male) fanbase, and mostly for his depressing emoness. Friggin Emo.. His hobbies include sulking, whining, crying, being all dark and depressing, being an asshole, sulking, whining, crying, oh and did I mention being emo? Yeah, that's the big one. No villain will follow an emo..

Sasuke: I'm not an emo, I'm just traumatized....

Grimjaw knock him senseless.

Karin: Oh Sasuke!!!!!

Madara: Karin, why you choose him?

Sephiroth: Even as sad as it is, Karin will never leave him, unless...

Madara: Unless what?

Freeza: You do what Sasuke never could, kill an anime hero.

Madara: Yeah, I should kill........

Grimjaw: Son Goku!!!!

Madara: No waaaaay!!! I just want to prove I'm better than Sasuke, not getting myself and chunck of this planet blown to space dust.

Gecko: So who?

Madara: Anyone that cant blow off this planet.

Kikuchiyo: It doesnt tell us who it is.

L: Thats we gonna find out.

Sasuke: This talk about killine makes me friggin emo inside you know....

L stab Sasuke with sedative.

Sasuke: Sunshine and Rainbows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anime Bar.

BS: How many people called Sakura are there in animes...........

Mikuru: There's Cardcaptor Sakura, Sakura Haruno, Princess Sakura, that Sakura form Street Fighter....

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Aang: Vegeta read the front page!!!

Vegeta:Ouran High School close due to the reports of Orochimaru sightings.

Aang: Not that, the small one on the left.

Vegeta: DB the movie: The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation.

At Tobi new hideout.

Tobi: Now we need some recruits. Me,Karin,Grimjaw, Sephiroth,Hidan, Captain Ginyu and you are....

Meowth: Meowth thats right!!!!I'm your mascot.

Tobi:Okaaaaaaaaaaaaay. Now which hero should we kill. How bout this one?

At the anime bar.

L, Kikuchiyo and Sasuke went inside the bar....

Sasuke: Hellllo beautiful!!!!! Wanna make out?

Yoshi: Sorry, its me Sasuke.

Sasuke: Oh......So you wanna make out?

L: Ok we need someone inside their HQ. Someone sneaky and draws no attention. Someone with no superpowers. How bout you?

Junpei: And say what?

L: Say you are Junpei's evil twin brother. Everyone has one, Goku just met his evil twin, so does Mario. While Sasuke is someone's evil twin.

Junpei: Why you dont ask Snake?

Snake coughs uncontrolbally and falls down. He injects himself.

L: Thats not your medicine. That's Sasuke's.

Snake: What? My head.........

Andy Bogard: Hi guys!!!

Snake: Liquid!!!!

Andy: Where?

Snake: This is my final mission.

Snake charges towards Andy Bogard.

Andy: Hei I know ninjutsu. You better stay away.

Snake: Ninjutsu is crap compare to CQC!!!!


L: Let them be. Now who should go?

Junpei:Mario seems like a good choice.

Mario: Why?

Junpei: Well you seems funny.

Mario:What do you mean I'm funny?

Sasuke: Boring.

Mario: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

Sasuke: Now that threatening. Make more emotional threats.

L: Ok, that's it Mario. No more gangster movie for you.

Mario: I'm from Sicily you know.

Luigi: No you're from Jersey. Now go get me a bottle of Jack Daniels before I break your fucking legs.

Referee: ANd the winner by a knockout, Old Snake!!!!

Andy: Uhhhh.........

Snake: Its ends now.

Mai: Stop it!!!

Snake: Mei Ling? Wow you got some nice jugs.

Mai: Really? I've showing them for someone, but he to slow to notice.

Snake: How bout you come with me, and I show you my manliness?

Mai: Tempting.

Snake: I'm the definition of manliness. What do you say?

Mai: Okay. Snake.

Snake: Sorry L, I cant join. I have to show this lady what manliness is.

L: See ya Snake.

Kyo: Well Andy its your fault. She's be showing her jugs to you since 94 and you still dont get it. Your lost.

Then a kunoichi shows up behind L

Kagero: L. Words on the street is Madara gonna kill Ash Ketchum.

L: Kagero, reliable as always. Not like other female ninjas....

Sakura: You dont watch Shipudden idiot????????????

Kikuchiyo: Why Ash? Why not Zuko or Mario?

Mario: Mama mia, Na kuci kuci.

L: He was the role model for millions of kids.We must save him.

Kikuchiyo: For Nintendo?

Krillin:His Pikachu, aka Zeus who have God's Lighting, is so powerful it will keep safe right?

L:The reason why Madara chose him because, Ash is popular and is very much well liked.

Kenshin:Well, not really...

Jiraiya:I want to know what he done to Misty, and later Max, and later Dawn.

Afro Samurai: I hate this m***f**ing trainers on this motherf***ing pokemon world.

Kyo: We must think of those children. Their emotional maybe disturbed if Ash is dead. The children always suffer the most.

L: Well I know not many people like him and where's Sasuke?

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Madara: Lets go!!!!

Others: YEAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

They walk towards Pokemon area when they spotted Luffy.

Ginyu: Its Luffy!!!!

Sephiroth: Lets beat him!!!!

Luffy: WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Luffy got mauled and tossed and tied up.

Madara: Good you beat him because he's a hero?

Ginyu: Nope. Because he's poor.

Aizen: He's so poor, his dad must be a hooker.

Madara: Ok.........Now to find Ash, one of us has to infiltrate Trainer corp. So who wants to be a trainer?

Everyone: No way.

Madara: Lets fight and the loser become the trainer.

Everyone: YEAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Lest beat each other crap!!!!!!!

Madara: I mean Rock Paper Scissors.

Everyone: Awwwwwhhhhhhhhh........

3 hours later at Pokemon Trainer

Balrog: Why did I choose Rock!!!!! Well lets go.

Joy: Hi I'm Nurse Joy no 130000000.

Balrog: I want to be a trainer.

Joy: Arent you too old for this?

Balrog: Shut up!!!! Or I'll bite your ear.

Joy: How old are you?

Balrog: 17.

Joy: Really........

At Pallet Town....

Sasuke: You're dead!!!!!

Ash: Who are you?

Sasuke: If I kill you all kids will emo and angst!!!!

Ash: We're having a singing competition here moron, how bout you sing first then we fight?

Pikachu: Pika.

Sasuke: I can sing?

Ash: Sing your favourite song.

Sasuke: Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never
coming round
Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to
the sound of my tears
Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the best
of all the years have gone by
Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit terrified and then I see
the look in your eyes

Everyone kicks Sasuke.

Ash: Good Very good. I never anyone throw a pile of shoes to the contenders.

Oak: He fucking sucks!!!!

Ash: Well?

Sasuke: You gotta give me a prescription for this maan.

Balrog: There's Ash!!!!

Madara: Get him!!!!

Sasuke: Ash is mine!!!!

Madara: Get him too!!!!

Boa Hancock: Im gonna make sure you never exist. When I'm through you will beg to me like a dog.

Sasuke: If that what you want I'm so down with it. So whats the safe word?

Ginyu: Eat this chilli!!!!

Ash ducks and it hit his mom.

Ash mom: WAAAAAAAA Its hot!!!!!!

Ash: WAHAHAHAHA!!!! Your lips looks funny!!!!

Sephiroth: Are you teasing your mother?

Ash: MOTHER!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Inside Freedom Gundam

L: Afro Samurai, Spike Siegel, Ichigo are with me.

Kikuchiyo: The mechas are with me behind you

Sakuras: We're behind you too.

L: Cool now who knows where is Pallet Town?

Kikuchiyo: You dont know?

L: I thought you know Jiraiya. Toads are everywhere.

Jiraiya: Except Pokemon world.

L: Damn.

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Jiraiya: And then Rikodu Sennin destroy Atlantis with his thumb, literally.

Optimus Prime: And you expect me to believe that a mystical sage have create the ninjas? One of the most powerful group either in members and capability in anime world?

Jiraiya: Blapshemy!!!!

Optimus Prime: Jiraiya is nuts.

Keith:And you believe your race is created by a magic cube.

OP: The AllSpark exist!!! I can feel it in my processor.

Guyver: I think humans was created by a bunch of squid people.

Jiraiya: Thats the crappiest thing I've heard.

OP: Hei Mr Bay I heard you went to Cyberton the last week?

MB: Yeah. That building at Sector 8 is really tall. But no ones there......

OP: You know Cybertron is just a really big transformer like me, just planet size.

MB: Ok so....... No way you mean that building is Cybertron's.......

OP: Yeah.........

MB: And I was inside it!!!!

Kikuchiyo: WTF is Michael Bay doing here?

OP: Really tall.....

At Pallet Town.

Ash: We are captured.

Sasuke: Why are you doing this?

Madara: All fair in love and war Sasuke. And now Ash.....

Ash: They are fuckin insane!!!!!

Sasuke: Since emo are bigger threats than insanity I'm gonna kick there ass!!! YEAAHH!!!!!

Sasuke leaps up and beat the crap of everyone with Amaratetsu.

Sasuke: I did it!!!! I burn them all!!!

Ash: Thats really nice, if that happen in the real situation!!!!!

Sasuke: I'm gonna freaking die!!!!!

Ash: You have plot protection dammit!!!!

Sasuke: Yeah right I forgot.

Madara: Now for my master plan... Now Devimon!!!!

Anime Net: You have reach Anime Net. How can I help you?

Devimon: My boss need internet connection.

Anime Net: Whats your name sir?

Devimon: Devimon.

Anime Net: Ok Mr mon.

Devimon: No, Devimon. One word. Like Madonna.

Anime Net: Ok. Now where are you?

Devimon: Sorry evil location is a secret.

Anime Net: I cant connect you if you wont tell me where you are.

Devimon: Connect us or I kill you!!!!!

Anime Net: Now you are threatening me? Well you people are all the same.....

Devimon jumps into the phone.

Anime Net: Hei you cant get in here!!! WAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Devimon: Burps. Evil villains. Online.

Madara: Now Karin and the world can see me in Youtube as we kill Ash and Sasuke.

Grimjaw:We gonna score so high in views and we will be in MTV and be freakin rich!!!!!

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Spike: Are sure this is the right way?

Naruto: Sigh...I really don't get why we waste so much time on trying to find him...

L: We are not looking for Sasuke....

Naruto: Really? Coz I'm tired of looking for him.

Ichigo: Dammit. Why dont you ask someone else do the map reading, like Squall?

L: Squall couldn't find his penis if I drew him a two-dimensional representative survey showing him where to locate it.

Afro Samurai: I hate this motherf**king map on this motherf***king Gundam

L: There's only one thing to do.

Ichigo: Pretend nothing happen and go back home?

L: No. We find and ask the one man who knows where Pallet Town is.

L dialing a number.

King Bowser: Whos calling me in 2.am???

L: Bowser.

KB: L. What do you want?!!!

Afro Samurai: Your douche

KB: My what?

L: Where is Madara?

KB: Dunno dont care. Only Peach that matters.

L: You know who I am right?

KB: You're a certain boy with black hair, black eyes, 1337 computer skills, and a butler who has killer aim.

L: Okaaaay. I can hooked you up with Peach....

KB: Hooked up with her? You know how many time I kidnapped her? Personally I think she likes it.

Spike: Yeah you and 50 other characters kidnapped her.

Ichigo: Naruto kidnapped her last week.

Naruto: I remember Hinata's face when she saw Peach in my room.

KB: OK I get it!!!! Everyone can kidnapped her!!!!Here's the coordinates to Madara place!!! Now I have to plan to kidnapped Zelda!!! Dont call me again!!!

Princess Peach: HMPHHH!!!!!!!!!!

KB/L: Peach?

Afro Samurai: I kidnapped her 20 minutes ago....

Spike: Putting cloth in her mouth... Nasty....

Ichigo:............

Afro Samurai: She wreck my go-kart!!!!

L: Now towards Pallet Town!!!

PP: Hmppph!!!!

AT Pallet Town

Madara: Are we on yet?

Shisio: Why did you ask Devimon for it?

Madara: The internet is a holy place. You can find anything. From ninja scrolls, to a picture of two woman, with a single cup.

Ash: Isnt the net is a series of tubes, telegraph wires, cat girls expresses, hobo signs, tortoise shells, smoke signals, and warning beacons of Gundam Century?

Sasuke: Let me stream on my MySpace one last time!!!

Ginyu: No.

Sasuke: Let me write poetry with my blood!!!

Ginyu: No.

Sasuke: I AM NOT GAY. I AM NOT HAVING SEX WITH NARUTO. I HATE YOU ALL!!!!!

Ginyu: You know that dying is the latest fashion for emoes?

Sasuke: Really???

Devimon: Ok we are set.

Madara: After 1000 episode and 11 season it finally ends for you!!!!!!!!

Ash: I want my mommy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where is she?

Ginyu: And where's Sephiroth?

Everyone:...............

Madara: Okaaay. Now.........

Hidan: Boss.....

Madara: WHAAAAT!!!!

Hidan: The heroes are here!!!

L: Now lets kick butt!!!!

Kikuchiyo: Where's Sephiroth?

Sakura Haruno: And where's Ash mom?

Aeris: I'm much better than Ash mom and he killed me!!!

PP: HMPPPH!!!!!!

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