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DarkAztek, I'm calling you out.
You likely do not know who I am.
But I know you. I've been watching you for a while now. The way in which you arrange your words excites me in ways I do not understand. Your posts, however casual, however lighthearted, intrigue me, as it provides me with leads about the man behind the avatar. I've been following you as closely and as intimately as the Internet allows. I know your likes, your dislikes, your refined tastes, your favourite haunts. I fancy I can read between your lines and discover your hopes, your dreams, your desires. Pathetically, this makes me feel I have a chance with you. Someone who probably doesn't know I exist. There's something that draws me to you, Aztek. Something that makes me want to be inside your head, be the one to touch you, though you claim to be untouchable. I may not be to your tastes, but I would like to audition to be your girlfriend. How about it? Give me a chance. You will not regret it. I promise.
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THE IMPERIAL SWINE DRAW CLOSER GRAB YOUR RATIONS AND RUN, youth is the belief that anything is possible; aging, 'a lot less is possible than i originally thought. i shouldn't even try.' a young person of 8 will feel wonder and energised. the feeling of being 16 years old will inevitably be missed by those who are no longer 16 years old. when a 17-year-old wears old clothes, it accentuates his individuality and sense of irony. when a 37-year-old wears old clothes, it accentuates the fact he is 37. a divorced 42-year-old man will think, 'sure would be cool if i could hook up with a 22-year-old girl'. After weeks of bar-hopping, the smart ones at least, will amend, 'sure would be cool if i could hook up with a 22-year-old girl...who's an old soul.' the puzzle with the essence of youth is that no one has it anymore. fortunately, the loss of youth was solved by vegetarians who didn't eat many vegetables, but did smoke a lot of grass, so everything is perfect. ...too perfect.
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Re: DarkAztek, I'm calling you out.
Wow, and I thought the world was going to end when Hilary Clinton was nominated. Now we have women liking tyrants. This is just one big nightmare.
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Re: DarkAztek, I'm calling you out.
lol, this thread is awesome. >_< I laughed so hard when I read that.
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El Topo
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Re: DarkAztek, I'm calling you out.
I am starting to think Circle is a joke account.
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Re: DarkAztek, I'm calling you out.
This is different.
Oh well, Go Bills! @Redneckboy--Nah, she's legit. |
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Duck is gangsturer den u
Join Date: Oct 2006
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Re: DarkAztek, I'm calling you out.
XD LMAO!! Wow out of all of em....him.
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Silberner Held
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Re: DarkAztek, I'm calling you out.
Circe. No "l" in her name. She posts weird shit like this all the time, although it's rarely as funny and disturbing as this. "I've been following you as closely and as intimately as the Internet allows." O_o
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Re: DarkAztek, I'm calling you out.
circe, he's married -_-
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Im a Bitch
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Re: DarkAztek, I'm calling you out.
damn circe sometimes i wonder whats going on in your head
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Re: DarkAztek, I'm calling you out.
wow... damn, I should make a thread like this...
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Re: DarkAztek, I'm calling you out.
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Im a Bitch
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Re: DarkAztek, I'm calling you out.
what does being married have to do with anything... very few men even stick to wedding vows anyway
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Academy Student
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Re: DarkAztek, I'm calling you out.
Even better.
Now we await the confirmation.
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THE IMPERIAL SWINE DRAW CLOSER GRAB YOUR RATIONS AND RUN, youth is the belief that anything is possible; aging, 'a lot less is possible than i originally thought. i shouldn't even try.' a young person of 8 will feel wonder and energised. the feeling of being 16 years old will inevitably be missed by those who are no longer 16 years old. when a 17-year-old wears old clothes, it accentuates his individuality and sense of irony. when a 37-year-old wears old clothes, it accentuates the fact he is 37. a divorced 42-year-old man will think, 'sure would be cool if i could hook up with a 22-year-old girl'. After weeks of bar-hopping, the smart ones at least, will amend, 'sure would be cool if i could hook up with a 22-year-old girl...who's an old soul.' the puzzle with the essence of youth is that no one has it anymore. fortunately, the loss of youth was solved by vegetarians who didn't eat many vegetables, but did smoke a lot of grass, so everything is perfect. ...too perfect.
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Duck is gangsturer den u
Join Date: Oct 2006
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Re: DarkAztek, I'm calling you out.
You're a very interesting chick you know that?
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___ _l__l_ (o.o) (>.<) Dis muh sexy snowman. His name be Bif. I don't like children. I stuff them in closets with itty bitty flesh eating roaches. Do you need me to babysit?
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Im a Bitch
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