Oh God the temptation

Freshgrease · 02-15-2008, 11:46 PM

I'm in a bit of a pickle. My apartmentmate and friend invited his sister and two girl cousins to stay two nights in our apartment. They are all high school seniors, but I doubt they are legal. They are here to tour the university for the weekend.

Granted, the closest parent is 300 miles away. I am a bit uneasy. Not that spending the night with a girl is anything new, but other times I was spending it at the girl's parents house. They aren't hot, but they are doable. A bit raunchy and untraditional.

Have I been handed the golden opportunity *goes and buys condoms* or do I respect the decision of the mother of my friend? I've got 500+ml of Jack Daniels. I think I am going to go get drunk.

**Ninja48** · 02-16-2008, 12:10 AM

First, consider the fact that they will or will not actually WANT to fuck.

Satoku · 02-16-2008, 12:18 AM

high school girls are horny

Mashed Potato · 02-16-2008, 12:22 AM

/b/ - Random
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

balmung5000 · 02-16-2008, 12:26 AM

you not hot enough
to get any of them =/

Freshgrease · 02-16-2008, 12:32 AM

I can get pictures for proof, but they are having a pillow fight.

Satoku · 02-16-2008, 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freshgrease

I can get pictures for proof, but they are having a pillow fight.

what are they wearing?

Jagen-san · 02-16-2008, 12:34 AM

pillow fight? kinky! lmao,well do as you wish my friend. up to you it is

02-16-2008, 12:44 AM

Wut? Wait, how are you in a pickle? Assuming these girls aren't epicly harpoon worthy, you've got zero chance with them. So you just having trouble deciding what hentai you're going to fap to or some shit? I'm confused. = /

Freshgrease · 02-16-2008, 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miburo

Wut? Wait, how are you in a pickle? Assuming these girls aren't epicly harpoon worthy, you've got zero chance with them. So you just having trouble deciding what hentai you're going to fap to or some shit? I'm confused. = /

Trolling me again, friend?

02-16-2008, 01:32 AM

No, good sir. Just responding to the main topic of the thread. : )

UchihaTaijiya · 02-16-2008, 01:38 AM

Good for you...? >.>
It doesn't impress me much that you're getting a bunch of seniors drunk in hopes of scoring. But people do stuff like that all the time, so....

/leaves.

***Shino*** · 02-16-2008, 02:33 AM

If you're even considering getting them drunk in hopes of ending your virginity, then you sir are the douche bag that I've always thought you were, except now theres concrete proof of said douche baggery.

Do what Miburo said, go do your business while watching hentai and spare those poor girls from being scarred for life.

Satoku · 02-16-2008, 02:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shino

If you're even considering getting them drunk in hopes of ending your virginity, then you sir are the douche bag that I've always thought you were, except now theres concrete proof of said douche baggery.

Do what Miburo said, go do your business while watching hentai and spare those poor girls from being scarred for life.

hey, he never said he would let them know in the morning

Jagen-san · 02-16-2008, 03:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UchihaTaijiya

Good for you...? >.>
It doesn't impress me much that you're getting a bunch of seniors drunk in hopes of scoring. But people do stuff like that all the time, so....

/leaves.

ouch... nicely said my friend.same goes for you shino

02-15-2008, 11:46 PM	#1
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02-16-2008, 12:10 AM	#2
Ninja48 48 Cypherin' Ninjas Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: 305 Posts: 2,466 Thanks: 182 Thanked 644 Times in 257 Posts	Re: Oh God the temptation First, consider the fact that they will or will not actually WANT to fuck. __________________

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Satoku One Pump Chump Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: a soggy cardboard box Posts: 2,785 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Oh God the temptation high school girls are horny

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Mashed Potato sunshine and biscuits Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Shitney, Australia Posts: 525 Thanks: 4 Thanked 19 Times in 14 Posts	Re: Oh God the temptation /b/ - Random The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. __________________ &hearts;

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balmung5000 cpas Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,123 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4,878 Times in 1,982 Posts	Re: Oh God the temptation you not hot enough to get any of them =/

02-16-2008, 12:32 AM	#6
Freshgrease ▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂ Join Date: Feb 2005 Age: 25 Posts: 4,112 Thanks: 1,489 Thanked 1,005 Times in 546 Posts	Re: Oh God the temptation I can get pictures for proof, but they are having a pillow fight. __________________

02-16-2008, 12:44 AM	#9
Miburo Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Oh God the temptation Wut? Wait, how are you in a pickle? Assuming these girls aren't epicly harpoon worthy, you've got zero chance with them. So you just having trouble deciding what hentai you're going to fap to or some shit? I'm confused. = /

02-16-2008, 01:32 AM	#11
Miburo Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Oh God the temptation No, good sir. Just responding to the main topic of the thread. : )

02-16-2008, 01:38 AM	#12
UchihaTaijiya sublimis ab unda Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 2,777 Thanks: 7,387 Thanked 3,312 Times in 1,249 Posts	Re: Oh God the temptation Good for you...? >.> It doesn't impress me much that you're getting a bunch of seniors drunk in hopes of scoring. But people do stuff like that all the time, so.... /leaves. __________________ If the elephants have past lives yet are destined to always remember It's no wonder how they scream Like you and I they must have some temper And I am dreaming of them on the plains Dirtying up their beds Watching for some sign of rain to cool their hot heads And how dare that you send me that card when I'm doing all that I can do You are forcing me to remember when all I want is to just forget you If the tiger shall protect her young then tell me how did you slip by All my instincts have failed me for once I must have somehow slept the whole night And I am dreaming of them with their kill Tearing it all apart Blood dripping from their lips and teeth sinking into heart And how dare that you say you'll call When you know I need some peace of mind If you have to take sides with the animals Won't you do it with one who is kind And if the hawks in the trees need the dead If you're living you don't stand a chance For a time though you share the same bed There are only two ends to this dance You can flee with your wounds just in time or lie there as he feeds Watching yourself ripped to shreds and laughing as you bleed So for those of you falling in love keep it kind Keep it good Keep it right Throw yourself in the midst of danger but keep one eye open at night

02-16-2008, 02:33 AM	#13
*Shino* I'm so happy because today I found my friends- they're in my head Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Greensboro, North Carolina Age: 27 Posts: 3,169 Thanks: 9 Thanked 572 Times in 172 Posts	Re: Oh God the temptation If you're even considering getting them drunk in hopes of ending your virginity, then you sir are the douche bag that I've always thought you were, except now theres concrete proof of said douche baggery. Do what Miburo said, go do your business while watching hentai and spare those poor girls from being scarred for life. __________________ Gamertag: ShinoNC

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