Have you ever. . .?

Hokage4354 · 04-20-2008, 12:45 PM

As a kid, did you ever ask someone where babies come from?
What did they say?

Has someone asked you were babies came from?
What did you say?

Lol, this should be interesting. . .

erick3080 · 04-20-2008, 01:22 PM

my mom lied to me and told me some bird gave them away =(
and when i am asked i tell them you have to put in your pen0r into her vagina and stroke roughly until your pen0r spits her vaginas face =O

Mr.Magical_Flying_TwixBar · 04-20-2008, 02:16 PM

umm when i asked i believe my mom told me the "stalk" story, i then asked my dad and he told me the truth, also my little cousin asked me a few months ago and i told her about sex but in a watered down sorta way... im not THAT mean, or at least not mean enough to scar my little cousin and ruin her innocents ^__^

The Special One · 04-20-2008, 03:51 PM

Yeah when I was little. When I was four or five, my mom said her stomach. When I got to about the age of seven, they told me I came from my mom's privates.lol

Hokage4354 · 04-20-2008, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Special One

Yeah when I was little. When I was four or five, my mom said her stomach. When I got to about the age of seven, they told me I came from my mom's privates.lol

lol, is refering to the 'genital' area as private area or privates
a national thing or something? xD

I really don't get it. It really isn't private when you get older
with computers...and tv......and other stuff.

I mean, as of this year(in the middle school)
people go down the halls yelling
"penis" vagina" "sex"
:i wanna fuck you"

so yea., . .

My 10 year old brother still thinks that babies comes from a mom's stomach.
keyword:STOMACH

Sharingan Lord · 04-20-2008, 04:11 PM

When I was younger, Mom said it was her stomach. And since she had to have surgery to have me, that's the decent truth.

Kites · 04-20-2008, 04:28 PM

Mom said stomach.

YoshiToshi · 04-21-2008, 10:11 PM

When I was about three or four, I found a book all about birth. I remember I thought it was funny because there was a picture of a woman's boob on the front. lawl
My mom explained to me that I was inside her stomach-- and I remember seeing a video my dad took of my pregnant mommy. She told me that I grew inside her stomach upside-down, so I had to be cut out of her stomach (C-section), and she showed me her surgery scar. It never occurred to me how I got in her stomach.
I only found that out a couple years later, when I learned about sex when I was about 6 or 7.

G · 04-21-2008, 10:13 PM

My mom said from her tummy but would not give details on how it came to be, my teacher was also little help.

videosk8er · 04-21-2008, 11:51 PM

My mom told me the stork story untill 6 or 7

Hokage4354 · 04-22-2008, 08:44 AM

I really don't get it...

According to everyone's parents,
it makes more sence to say stomach
(the place where food is digested)
or tummy (not an organ)
then to just say uterus.
Then when you or whoever asks
"what's a uterus"
she only has to say
"it's where the baby is"

miho_san · 04-24-2008, 09:35 PM

my parents didn't tell me anything when I was a kid.. so I thought that I came from a celestial body and transmigrated myself to a a body of a worthless kid...

Xicidal · 04-25-2008, 12:56 AM

Nope, I figured it out on my own,

04-25-2008, 01:11 PM

I saw a cow give birth when I was about 5 or 6 at my Grandpa's ranch. That got me interested so I asked my mom if I came out the same way the calf did. =)

She said yes.

Haku2099 · 04-25-2008, 02:25 PM

I asked my uncle He directed me to porn, I've never been the same since

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