The Mother of All Theories: Kishimoto Encrypted Uzumaki Naruto Algorithm - Page 4

CrimsoneyesSharingan · 04-26-2008, 11:17 AM

At the end of the theory with Sakura, does that mean she will be chosen for the sixth or seventh Hokage, she will see Naruto's spirit from the grave?

by the way, whoever wrote the theory. It was pretty good.

shadow_moon · 04-26-2008, 12:40 PM

the one who created this thread forgot one of the most unique miracles of jesus....

walking in the water.... but in the series, a ninja can walk in the water...

YondaimeBunshin · 04-26-2008, 01:38 PM

I don't think people should be mad.. I like jesus as much as the next jesus liking type person.. but this theory is in fact ridiculous. I call shenanegans on the whole thing.

Mother of all theories.. the tengu theory is more the mother of all theories, it's got it's own fame at this point..

ShinobiKnight · 04-26-2008, 03:44 PM

...Is it just me, or is this theory just begging to be dismantled and systematically destroyed, piece-by-piece?

Well, at any rate, it's bullshit. All of Naruto's character traits that resemble Jesus are things many main characters in manga series have. I bet I could do this with the main character of each of the manga series I like. Hell, I could probably do it with a different character from Naruto. Also, Kishimoto, like almost everyone in Japan, believes in the Shinto religion. This is shown by his multiple allusions to Japanese mythology and Shinto gods. The cross isn't just a Christian symbol; it's been in use around the world since before Christianity. So in conclusion, this theory is completely wrong.

I'MNOTCRAZY · 04-26-2008, 06:38 PM

LMAO!!! That was ridiculous. I don't even have to read it to know it's bullshit. Kishimoto isn't CHRISTIAN. XD

DemonRage · 04-27-2008, 10:22 AM

After reading this I think if someone makes a manga/anime from the bible, changes the characters a bit and exaggerating spiritual powers, it'll make pretty entertaining series.

Bishop X · 04-27-2008, 10:39 AM

The guy said it wasn't his, that he just found it =P

Bah. Its stupid. Someone spent six hours working on this knowing it was false.

Sesshomaru_55 · 04-27-2008, 04:35 PM

"This theory is bull shit" blah blah blah "Kishi isnt christian!" Blah blah blah.

Grow up you little kids. Learn to read and analyze things and try to not post idiotic things. How do you know if Kishi is christian or not? And this theory is not bullshit, I enjoyed reading it, It could be true, but no one knows but Kishi himself.

Swe3t-Little-Angel · 04-27-2008, 06:12 PM

Really, I have to say well done. I truly mean that, most of us just read the manga and wait in to much anticipation for the next one.

The theory itself couldn't be crap. Just because Kishi isn't Christian doesn't mean he can have some basic ideas of the religion. I mean, see us, we the people, have every sunday a day off isn't it. (Well not for the doctors etc.) But basically we're free. The day itself was meant to 'rest'. And if you aren't a Christian then you might aswel go and work your ass off on Sunday.

Not the point. ^

I have to say just in Kishi's defense that he can have a way to much imagination that it came into similar to 'the book'.

There are in sooooooo many series that the main Characters are called 'the one'.

And so this can go on and on, but I don't blow this theory away. It was really nicely done.

Hokage4354 · 04-27-2008, 06:17 PM

I'm surprised he didn't include the whole walking on water thing...
"like jesus"
"yes naruto. . .like jesus"
"does that mean jesus was a ninja?. . ."
"yes naruto. . .jesus was a nin-OFCOURSE JESUS WASN'T A NINJA"
-Naruto The Abridged series

JustLaxin · 04-27-2008, 06:42 PM

Quote:

As you can see, UN is carrying a kettle on his back. Normally a kettle is filled with water, it used to boil water. But the situation described on the picture is simply not match. They’re like going to have a party. As many people would agree plain water is not enough for a party or a celebration, they need some booze. Well, it looks like they’re not getting any wine for whatever celebration they have. Unless, off course, if UN able to turn the water inside the kettle into wine.

...LOL.

I love this theory. And there's a slight possibility it could be true...

But, I laughed pretty hard reading this...

Wonija · 04-27-2008, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sesshomaru_55

Im going to make an Satanic version of it. give me a week.

LOL!!! comment made my day lmao

But seriously, good job whoever made this, musta taken alot of effort... was well made. That being said I still personaly believe its most likely over-analized nonsense.. but, no one but kishi will ever know the truth of it. Also, even if someone isnt part of some religon themselves it dosent mean they cant learn/talk about it.

erick3080 · 04-27-2008, 07:03 PM

an algorithm in naruto.. haha.

p.s: i didnt read ur posts again lol=D

shiki-fuujin · 05-01-2008, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DemonRage

After reading this I think if someone makes a manga/anime from the bible, changes the characters a bit and exaggerating spiritual powers, it'll make pretty entertaining series.

hahah i thought so too

akuryuken · 05-02-2008, 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hokage4354

I'm surprised he didn't include the whole walking on water thing...
"like jesus"
"yes naruto. . .like jesus"
"does that mean jesus was a ninja?. . ."
"yes naruto. . .jesus was a nin-OFCOURSE JESUS WASN'T A NINJA"
-Naruto The Abridged series

LMAO Jesus was a ninja i dint know that

04-26-2008, 11:17 AM	#46
CrimsoneyesSharingan Genin Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Georgia Age: 31 Posts: 258 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: The Mother of All Theories: Kishimoto Encrypted Uzumaki Naruto Algorithm At the end of the theory with Sakura, does that mean she will be chosen for the sixth or seventh Hokage, she will see Naruto's spirit from the grave? by the way, whoever wrote the theory. It was pretty good.

04-26-2008, 12:40 PM	#47
shadow_moon ANBU Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: somewhere in earth Posts: 1,686 Thanks: 0 Thanked 128 Times in 99 Posts	Re: The Mother of All Theories: Kishimoto Encrypted Uzumaki Naruto Algorithm the one who created this thread forgot one of the most unique miracles of jesus.... walking in the water.... but in the series, a ninja can walk in the water... __________________ Be awed by my prowess! - Keigo Atobe

04-26-2008, 01:38 PM	#48
YondaimeBunshin Chuunin Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: OP, KS Posts: 563 Thanks: 1 Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts	Re: The Mother of All Theories: Kishimoto Encrypted Uzumaki Naruto Algorithm I don't think people should be mad.. I like jesus as much as the next jesus liking type person.. but this theory is in fact ridiculous. I call shenanegans on the whole thing. Mother of all theories.. the tengu theory is more the mother of all theories, it's got it's own fame at this point..

04-26-2008, 03:44 PM	#49
ShinobiKnight Silberner Held Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Andorra Age: 20 Posts: 1,914 Thanks: 473 Thanked 84 Times in 56 Posts	Re: The Mother of All Theories: Kishimoto Encrypted Uzumaki Naruto Algorithm ...Is it just me, or is this theory just begging to be dismantled and systematically destroyed, piece-by-piece? Well, at any rate, it's bullshit. All of Naruto's character traits that resemble Jesus are things many main characters in manga series have. I bet I could do this with the main character of each of the manga series I like. Hell, I could probably do it with a different character from Naruto. Also, Kishimoto, like almost everyone in Japan, believes in the Shinto religion. This is shown by his multiple allusions to Japanese mythology and Shinto gods. The cross isn't just a Christian symbol; it's been in use around the world since before Christianity. So in conclusion, this theory is completely wrong. __________________

04-26-2008, 06:38 PM	#50
I'MNOTCRAZY ANBU Join Date: May 2007 Location: MD Age: 21 Posts: 1,993 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Re: The Mother of All Theories: Kishimoto Encrypted Uzumaki Naruto Algorithm LMAO!!! That was ridiculous. I don't even have to read it to know it's bullshit. Kishimoto isn't CHRISTIAN. XD __________________ want to see what FC's I'm in? click V you have a lot of these to go nope not here either you have a couple more more like 20 jk. here they are: Co-Owner: Naruto RPG FC Hagane Mukuge awesome RPing posts: 1. http://forums.narutocentral.com/show...&postcount=656 2. http://forums.narutocentral.com/show...&postcount=675 3. http://forums.narutocentral.com/show...&postcount=773 Member:NaruHina FC Super Smash Bros. FC The Genius FC Avatar: The Last Airbender FC

04-27-2008, 10:22 AM	#51
DemonRage Genin Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: City of Light, The Netherlands Posts: 294 Thanks: 6 Thanked 102 Times in 44 Posts	Re: The Mother of All Theories: Kishimoto Encrypted Uzumaki Naruto Algorithm After reading this I think if someone makes a manga/anime from the bible, changes the characters a bit and exaggerating spiritual powers, it'll make pretty entertaining series.

04-27-2008, 10:39 AM	#52
Bishop X Genin Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Nobody's Yesterday Age: 22 Posts: 131 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Re: The Mother of All Theories: Kishimoto Encrypted Uzumaki Naruto Algorithm The guy said it wasn't his, that he just found it =P Bah. Its stupid. Someone spent six hours working on this knowing it was false. __________________ Standing on the rooftops, Everybody scream your hearts out! ~"Rooftops", Lostprophets

04-27-2008, 04:35 PM	#53
Sesshomaru_55 Missing-Nin Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Alaska, Eagle river. Posts: 293 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	Re: The Mother of All Theories: Kishimoto Encrypted Uzumaki Naruto Algorithm "This theory is bull shit" blah blah blah "Kishi isnt christian!" Blah blah blah. Grow up you little kids. Learn to read and analyze things and try to not post idiotic things. How do you know if Kishi is christian or not? And this theory is not bullshit, I enjoyed reading it, It could be true, but no one knows but Kishi himself.

04-27-2008, 06:12 PM	#54
Swe3t-Little-Angel Sleeping Ninja Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Land of Waves Posts: 305 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Re: The Mother of All Theories: Kishimoto Encrypted Uzumaki Naruto Algorithm Really, I have to say well done. I truly mean that, most of us just read the manga and wait in to much anticipation for the next one. The theory itself couldn't be crap. Just because Kishi isn't Christian doesn't mean he can have some basic ideas of the religion. I mean, see us, we the people, have every sunday a day off isn't it. (Well not for the doctors etc.) But basically we're free. The day itself was meant to 'rest'. And if you aren't a Christian then you might aswel go and work your ass off on Sunday. Not the point. ^ I have to say just in Kishi's defense that he can have a way to much imagination that it came into similar to 'the book'. There are in sooooooo many series that the main Characters are called 'the one'. And so this can go on and on, but I don't blow this theory away. It was really nicely done. __________________ Secret finger jutsu: A Thousand Years of Death! Moewhahaha!

04-27-2008, 06:17 PM	#55
Hokage4354 SOTW Host Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: New Jersey Posts: 956 Thanks: 8 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Re: The Mother of All Theories: Kishimoto Encrypted Uzumaki Naruto Algorithm I'm surprised he didn't include the whole walking on water thing... "like jesus" "yes naruto. . .like jesus" "does that mean jesus was a ninja?. . ." "yes naruto. . .jesus was a nin-OFCOURSE JESUS WASN'T A NINJA" -Naruto The Abridged series __________________ ~~~~~~~~~~ Join Kongregate today!

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