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Old 05-15-2008, 09:49 AM   #31
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Re: Teen plots to blow up school to get into heaven and kill Jesus

very wierd... i wonder y he has issues with jesus? The bigger question, how did he plan on killing him?
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Old 05-15-2008, 01:28 PM   #32
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Re: Teen plots to blow up school to get into heaven and kill Jesus

WTF?! whats his problem with jesus?? apart from that ^^ it's badass ^^
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Old 05-15-2008, 02:37 PM   #33
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Re: Teen plots to blow up school to get into heaven and kill Jesus

I think it's kind of disturbing that some of you people find it more offensive that he wants to go to a magic land and fight magic zombies over him wanting to potentially kill a bunch of innocent, actually living, people. >.>

Also, @UT-Word. The second I get to heaven I'm going to beat God down like he stole something. That'll get me some mad afterlife cred. Fuck yeah. ; )
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Old 06-08-2008, 10:45 AM   #34
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Re: Teen plots to blow up school to get into heaven and kill Jesus

It would be funny of that kid went to heaven and confronted Jesus
Jesus:Welcome my child...
Kid:Yes, now I am finally going to KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!
Jesus: Silly sheep, do you think those scrap-of-metal monkey tools have any affect on me?
Kid: Well lets just see how powerful you are when I BLOW OFF YOUR HEAD WITH THIS TWELVE GAUGE!!!!!!
*shoots Jesus directly in the head but it doesn't affect him*
Jesus: I will give you one last chance to back down
Kid: NEVER!! I HATE YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
Jesus:THese kids never learn these days, you give them a bible and even send them signs but NOOOO, they only want to learn the hard way.
Kid:Lets see how well you fare against this combat knife!
jesus:CHIDORI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Chidoris the kid right in the gut!*
Kid:ugh........so.....powerful......
Jesus: Brace yourself......KAAAA..MEEEEE....HAAAAA... MEEEEE....HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
*obliterate the kid and he goes to hell and gets butted rapped by satan's spikey penis for all eternity*
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Old 06-08-2008, 11:03 AM   #35
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Re: Teen plots to blow up school to get into heaven and kill Jesus

Like, why would God and son let dude into heaven if they knew he was going there to kill them? Maybe they wanted to get a laugh when the guy showed up Rambo-style, letting off rounds until he realizes his ammunition does nothing. Perhaps the Almighty Duo is getting bored with the goody two-shoes roaming around in redemption land.
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Old 06-09-2008, 02:45 AM   #36
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Re: Teen plots to blow up school to get into heaven and kill Jesus

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MY HERO! How can I contact him? I want him to blow up my school! ROFL, but seriously, who is he kidding? even if he did manage to do this, does he honestly think he'll get into heaven for doing it? or for his plan to kill jesus? kinda redundant if you ask me, considering people in heaven are already dead.
lols i guess like this

ryan a.k.a Pepedinamite: dam all you ppl now i will blow this f&^# school. *with the detonator in 1 hand and a shotgun in the other*

BUMM BAM*explosion sound*(he blow the school now he is dead)

ryan a.k.a Pepedinamite: yes im almost in heaven i will kill Jesus and every1 here too*with a shotgun in his hands*

heaven entrance.
Jesus: hey what the F@$% you think you are doing here with a shotgun

ryan a.k.a Pepedinamite: i will going to kill you.

Jesus: OK so you put bullets in that shotgun?

ryan a.k.a Pepedinamite: OH DAMN *pack of bullets inside his car*
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Old 06-09-2008, 03:27 AM   #37
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Re: Teen plots to blow up school to get into heaven and kill Jesus

This sounds like something Stewie Griffin would do. Good thing Jesus is not Lois.
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Old 06-27-2008, 06:15 AM   #38
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Re: Teen plots to blow up school to get into heaven and kill Jesus

How can you kill jesus, he's already dead, stupid idiot.
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Old 06-27-2008, 12:59 PM   #39
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Re: Teen plots to blow up school to get into heaven and kill Jesus

What makes this ridiculous, is that he believes in Jesus obviously, so he knows what heaven and hell is. By killing people, he absolutely will not make it to heaven, so he won't be able to meet Jesus. The boy's logic is just wrong. How in the world can someone believe in Jesus and think they can meet him by killing people. He must be on that good stuff.
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