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Old 06-05-2008, 11:36 PM   #1
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something strange happened today.

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You are NOT going to believe what happened to me 2day!

I was at the mall running some errands and I thought I'd stop by the food court for a quick bite before meeting my friend Mary Sue and while I was there (I couldn't decide on Panda Express or Cinnabon so I got some of both) I called my husband to see what he wanted for dinner and discuss who would be Terryeo and who would be bgodly later this evening. While I was discreetly slipping some "youfoundthecard" cards under the napkin dispensers (with the edges sticking out, just a slight bit) I felt goosebumps and the hair on the back of my neck stand up. Was I being watched? Had someone seen me place the cards? Were "they" listening to my phone conversation RIGHT NOW?

I knew right then I would *not* be picking up that free Wii strap from GameStop today.

As nonchalantly as I could try to be right then- I slowly scanned the room under a pretense of yawning and stretching. Then I felt my blood turn to ice water. There was no doubt about that TR gaze starting at me from the well dressed man in the yellow tie at a table nearby Hot Dog on a Stick. Meanwhile, my husband informed me he had to work late tonight and to just grab a take-and-bake pizza. I said- "Gotta go, hon, my cover's been blown on a card drop, need an exit STAT" and promptly hung up.

Where to go? Victoria's Secret was nearby but prior experience had shown that, at times, it could be a trap. I was almost starting to panic before I realized I could use the elevator at Macy's and cut back through the parking garage. I made my way over to the department store as casually as possible, stopping at the cologne counter for a sample of rose perfume to throw off the trail of any possible puthy detection, as I knew that to be a current tactic from field reports of other Chanologists.

Breathe slowly. In blue, out orange. Don't walk fast, never walk fast. Almost there- there!

The elevator doors were closing and I was home free! Then- at the very last second- fingers belonging to a well manicured hand wrap themselves around the edge of the closing door. Trapped! I push the "DOOR CLOSE" button but it was to no avail. And here I was, exposed with no backup...would Delaware be my White Knight rescue? I could only hope and pray. Even Daywatch would have been acceptable at that very moment (sort of), but I knew in return he would ask for photos of mammary glands. I had no idea of Ten Tiger's current status. I needed halp and fast!

Yes, my fellow dome/asses, I was in the elevator with someone who could not possibly have been lower than OT-VII, judging by the way they were manipulating matter, energy, space and time. I tried to fight some deep feeling in side of me swelling up but knew I could not fight some primitive urge inside of my meat body bones. This was wrong, so wrong, yet I could not resist. So I fought that and I tuned on my entheta full-force to repel mode and braced myself for an emergency barrel roll maneuver because I knew if I took serious damage Fear Not could help repair both the flesh and soul.

I glanced up (he was a tall man), meeting that care-bare stare. Eye to eye. Questions raced through my mind. He looked.... English. Was he from Manchester? Was he a hero with lice? Stop- stop- thinking I said to myself. Then he spoke.

"So... what's your ummm... name?" he asked, moving in for the keel. He was American. I felt money. Gold Base money. Hemet- I'd say.

And he had gone straight for the power word. I melted. I tried to catch my breath, but nonetheless, my bosom heaved.

"You can call me... Kate".

He had found my, my- ruin.

And just then- the phone in my pocket (a Motorola) vibrated...

As I slipped my fingers tainted with a combination sweat of both fear and lust down the tie of the operating thetan (who was muzzling behind my ear), I suddenly snapped to present time due to the buzz-buzz-buzz of the phone.

OH GOD- how did I get here? I am not good with elevator.

"I have to take this call" I whispered. Was it Skeptic1337 with an important message? Or could it be Felch, our leader giving me instructions to "stand down".

After letting it ring a couple of more times, I slowly reached into my pocket, pulled the phone and saw it was a text message.

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-pls 2 bring thermos kthxbai- T

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But was it Ten Tigers or Thetan Ass? I did not know...



Having returned to present time, my mind was like an explosion of words and images. I realized the the finely pressed creases on the pants, the way they hung over the shoes like a badly baked cake, was a lie. Taking Candlejacks prior advice I proceeded with a crouch, low-kicked and then I went fo
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Old 06-05-2008, 11:47 PM   #2
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Re: something strange happened today.

I didn't understand anything after the person grabbing the door.
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Old 06-06-2008, 02:52 AM   #3
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do i know u? >.>

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Old 06-06-2008, 04:08 AM   #4
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I didn't understand anything after the person grabbing the door.
Ditto... :P
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Old 06-06-2008, 04:35 AM   #5
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
Yeah after the door part you lost me.
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Old 06-06-2008, 09:26 AM   #6
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I'll slip more than just the card.
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Old 06-06-2008, 10:21 AM   #7
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Too long to read -_-
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Old 06-06-2008, 10:32 AM   #8
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Old 06-10-2008, 05:56 PM   #9
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She shoud have got the wiimote strap,now her t.v will get broked.
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Old 06-10-2008, 06:11 PM   #10
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Re: something strange happened today.

"I knew right then I would *not* be picking up that free Wii strap from GameStop today." HAHAHAHA

This has gotta be some sort of story, and one that needs to be proof read at that.
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Old 06-10-2008, 09:30 PM   #11
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"I knew right then I would *not* be picking up that free Wii strap from GameStop today." HAHAHAHA

This has gotta be some sort of story, and one that needs to be proof read at that.
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a clue, sherlock!
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a clue, sherlock!
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