13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers

OffTheChain · 05-11-2008, 07:22 AM

http://www.money.co.uk/article/10003...uy-hookers.htm

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A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.

The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.

When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.

Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.

Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

Raidori · 05-11-2008, 07:25 AM

thank you for that i needed a good laugh.

skwee · 05-11-2008, 08:17 AM

What a fucking stupid kid.I mean who uses that much money just to play halo with hookers,I woulda bought the hookers,and done them and left,to hell with the xobox playing.

Hokage4354 · 05-11-2008, 10:26 AM

I know right.

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Thank's for the laughs...

05-11-2008, 10:35 AM

This kid is a true fucking hero. I don't want to hear anyone saying anything but fucking praise for this badass. You all know none of you would have the balls to do any of this shit, and aren't anywhere near as lulzy enough to think of such clever lies to tell delivery guys and hookers.

I hope he does become a politician, because I would sure as hell vote for the dude. Easily the coolest 13 year old I've ever read about, ever. /salute

Raidori · 05-11-2008, 10:40 AM

but why did he rent out some hookers to play xbox? first i thought because hes retarted then i thought coolest idea ever. paying hookers to play halo. who does that?

Distortion · 05-11-2008, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Raidori

but why did he rent out some hookers to play xbox? first i thought because hes retarted then i thought coolest idea ever. paying hookers to play halo. who does that?

A true moron. One thousand dollar a night hooker.. that's some presidential type of *****. He'll probably end up being our governor or something.

Kina · 05-11-2008, 11:23 AM

I want to be a Halo Hooker. Five hundred a night or 50 for 5 games. XD

Anyway, that kid shouldn't know his dad's pin number to begin with. *shrug* Kids don't need to know the number unless they've proven themselves mature and responsible.

Shikamaru · 05-11-2008, 11:57 AM

yes we dont have the balls to do this because we're not idiots. we know doing stupidass things like this, especially at this age, would put us in deep shit lol

as for his politician career, id love to see it happen too, good luck to him after this incident though

xxxkakashifanxxx · 05-11-2008, 12:02 PM

wow talk about dumb-ass anywayz i wud also luv 2 see him become a politocian media wud have a field day lol

**Ninja48** · 05-11-2008, 12:26 PM

The kid is awesome except for the fact that he mentioned playing in a World of Warcraft tournament. Truth or not, that's pretty lame.

LordKraven · 05-11-2008, 12:33 PM

Lol at idiotic teenagers? :S
I would have got the girls to play with me instead.. *winK*

Trey · 05-11-2008, 01:37 PM

Paid hookers to play Halo with him? Awesomeness like that speaks for itself.

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They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

The kid is a fucking genius.

catilena1890 · 05-11-2008, 01:48 PM

ROFL this is funny. What did the kid buy hookers for if he wasn't gonna use them?

Hokage4354 · 05-11-2008, 02:34 PM

Looks like we have a mini George bush here. . . .

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05-11-2008, 07:25 AM	#2
Raidori Genin Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: America Age: 21 Posts: 215 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: 13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers thank you for that i needed a good laugh.

05-11-2008, 08:17 AM	#3
skwee Hunter-Nin Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Under your bed. Age: 21 Posts: 1,098 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: 13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers What a fucking stupid kid.I mean who uses that much money just to play halo with hookers,I woulda bought the hookers,and done them and left,to hell with the xobox playing. __________________ "There are things you want to hear,and things you need to hear, and I am here to tell them to you..."-Skwee

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Hokage4354 SOTW Host Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: New Jersey Posts: 956 Thanks: 8 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Re: 13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers I know right. x] Thank's for the laughs... __________________ ~~~~~~~~~~ Join Kongregate today!

05-11-2008, 10:35 AM	#5
Miburo Guest Posts: n/a	Re: 13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers This kid is a true fucking hero. I don't want to hear anyone saying anything but fucking praise for this badass. You all know none of you would have the balls to do any of this shit, and aren't anywhere near as lulzy enough to think of such clever lies to tell delivery guys and hookers. I hope he does become a politician, because I would sure as hell vote for the dude. Easily the coolest 13 year old I've ever read about, ever. /salute

05-11-2008, 10:40 AM	#6
Raidori Genin Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: America Age: 21 Posts: 215 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: 13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers but why did he rent out some hookers to play xbox? first i thought because hes retarted then i thought coolest idea ever. paying hookers to play halo. who does that?

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Kina Star-Stuff Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: You do not matter. None of us do. Age: 21 Posts: 3,433 Thanks: 755 Thanked 1,181 Times in 646 Posts	Re: 13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers I want to be a Halo Hooker. Five hundred a night or 50 for 5 games. XD Anyway, that kid shouldn't know his dad's pin number to begin with. shrug Kids don't need to know the number unless they've proven themselves mature and responsible. __________________ Luck is a skill. <Jonathan3 Don't hate on Rival. When I wake on the last day of my life, I want to face it without regret.

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xxxkakashifanxxx Academy Student Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 10 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: 13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers wow talk about dumb-ass anywayz i wud also luv 2 see him become a politocian media wud have a field day lol

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05-11-2008, 01:48 PM	#14
catilena1890 I ran outta fucks to give Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Why do you need to know? Age: 21 Posts: 277 Thanks: 38 Thanked 11 Times in 11 Posts	Re: 13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers ROFL this is funny. What did the kid buy hookers for if he wasn't gonna use them? __________________ meh Best Thing ever V

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