Snake's Box

Kina · 07-16-2008, 11:54 PM

He feels safe in it.

G · 07-16-2008, 11:56 PM

SpaceMarine · 07-16-2008, 11:58 PM

That box is the man's destiny.

07-17-2008, 12:13 AM

Iroquois Pliskin: The cardboard box that you have is ideal for fooling your enemies. It's a very important tool for infiltration missions.
Raiden: Really?
Iroquois Pliskin: Of course. I can't begin to count the number of agents whose lives were saved by a cardboard box...
Raiden: You mean everyone's using them?
Iroquois Pliskin: Look, I'm not exaggerating when I say the success of your mission hinges on how you use that cardboard box. But in the end, a cardboard box is only made of paper. Handle it with care or it won't be of much use to you. Don't think of it as just another box. Treat it with love... Don't be rough. Okay?

---------

Sigint: Uh, Snake... What are you doing?

Snake: I'm in a box.

Sigint: A cardboard box? Why are you...?

Snake: I dunno. I was just looking at it and I suddenly got this
urge to get inside. No, not just an urge - more than that. It was my
destiny to be here; in the box.

Sigint: Destiny...?

Snake: Yeah. And then when I put it on, I suddenly got this feeling
of inner peace. I can't put it into words. I feel... safe. Like this is
where I was meant to be. Like I'd found the key to true happiness.

Sigint: ...

Snake: Does any of that make sense?

Sigint: Not even a little.

Snake: You should come... inside the box!... Then you'll know what I mean.

Sigint: Man, I don't wanna know what you mean! Between you and
Para-Medic, is everyone but me that is hooked up with the Major
strange!?

Snake: ...

Sigint: Yeah, well, anyway, I suppose even that dumbass box might make a decent disguise if you wear it inside a building.

MOTHER FUCKING BOX FOR THE MOTHER FUCKING WIN!

skwee · 07-17-2008, 12:24 AM

Can the box get a drumroll please?

07-17-2008, 12:42 AM

Drum can is also a pretty nifty tool. I was playing Metal Gear Online last night for a bit on my brother's dude. Team Sneak in that level with the two buildings (Cold place where enemies can see your breath, megaboss base in MGS3, I suck with names...), I was on sneaking team.

My nubsauce teammates were all getting owned because they suck, I'm just chilling near the frog for a bit till the weak links die off so they don't get me killed. Stab the guy guarding that shit, grab the frog, and cheese it to the drop off point thinger. My fail teammates killed like one dude, so the entire bad guy team is just standing there guarding my base. Shit is looking bad.

Then I had a fucking epiphany! I toss a pair of stun grenades, equip drum can, and just run right through the main double big door side entrance. Fall over just as the stun must be wearing off the bad dudes, and roll right into the entire crowd. Bodies fly everywhere, I roll into the base and my dude pukes. Then someone with a mic says that they just shit their pants because it was so awesome. Mother fucking DRUM CAN for the win.

skwee · 07-17-2008, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miburo

Drum can is also a pretty nifty tool. I was playing Metal Gear Online last night for a bit on my brother's dude. Team Sneak in that level with the two buildings (Cold place where enemies can see your breath, megaboss base in MGS3, I suck with names...), I was on sneaking team.

My nubsauce teammates were all getting owned because they suck, I'm just chilling near the frog for a bit till the weak links die off so they don't get me killed. Stab the guy guarding that shit, grab the frog, and cheese it to the drop off point thinger. My fail teammates killed like one dude, so the entire bad guy team is just standing there guarding my base. Shit is looking bad.

Then I had a fucking epiphany! I toss a pair of stun grenades, equip drum can, and just run right through the main double big door side entrance. Fall over just as the stun must be wearing off the bad dudes, and roll right into the entire crowd. Bodies fly everywhere, I roll into the base and my dude pukes. Then someone with a mic says that they just shit their pants because it was so awesome. Mother fucking DRUM CAN for the win.

I need a ps3,I played four at this one store(full version not demo)but thats not enough,I want to actually play it in depth.

07-17-2008, 05:12 PM

It's good shit.

They just nerfed knives online though. Gotta play around with it more to see if I can make it work, but so far I'm rather displeased. Team Sneak with gimped knives isn't very fun for the sneaking team ; ;

**Ninja48** · 07-17-2008, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miburo

Drum can is also a pretty nifty tool. I was playing Metal Gear Online last night for a bit on my brother's dude. Team Sneak in that level with the two buildings (Cold place where enemies can see your breath, megaboss base in MGS3, I suck with names...), I was on sneaking team.

My nubsauce teammates were all getting owned because they suck, I'm just chilling near the frog for a bit till the weak links die off so they don't get me killed. Stab the guy guarding that shit, grab the frog, and cheese it to the drop off point thinger. My fail teammates killed like one dude, so the entire bad guy team is just standing there guarding my base. Shit is looking bad.

Then I had a fucking epiphany! I toss a pair of stun grenades, equip drum can, and just run right through the main double big door side entrance. Fall over just as the stun must be wearing off the bad dudes, and roll right into the entire crowd. Bodies fly everywhere, I roll into the base and my dude pukes. Then someone with a mic says that they just shit their pants because it was so awesome. Mother fucking DRUM CAN for the win.

I must illustrate this.

07-17-2008, 05:34 PM

If you do, I'll fap to it.

hippiematt · 07-17-2008, 06:57 PM

Isn't there a really old Disney show that had something with a box ... "Out of the Box" is that it?

SpaceMarine · 07-17-2008, 08:16 PM

What you speak is Blasphamey!

skwee · 07-17-2008, 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpaceMarine

What you speak is Blasphamey!

THIS IS BLASPHAMY!THIS IS MADNESS!

07-17-2008, 10:57 PM

^No! None of that.

Hippie, if you don't know what we're talking about, then you fail as a gamer...and as a man.

skwee · 07-17-2008, 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miburo

^No! None of that.

Hippie, if you don't know what we're talking about, then you fail as a gamer...and as a man.

If he fails as a man does that make him a women?Or does it make him a crotchless mutated maniquin?

07-16-2008, 11:54 PM	#1
Kina Star-Stuff Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: You do not matter. None of us do. Age: 21 Posts: 3,433 Thanks: 755 Thanked 1,181 Times in 646 Posts	Snake's Box He feels safe in it. __________________ Luck is a skill. <Jonathan3 Don't hate on Rival. When I wake on the last day of my life, I want to face it without regret.

07-16-2008, 11:56 PM	#2
G S-Ranked Negro Join Date: Jul 1999 Location: The Heights Posts: 2,756 Thanks: 393 Thanked 1,261 Times in 458 Posts	Re: Snake's Box __________________

07-16-2008, 11:58 PM	#3
SpaceMarine Show me your Fury Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: On the battlefield...really. Age: 23 Posts: 259 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Snake's Box That box is the man's destiny. __________________ Proud Member Good to Go Member...Stand the fuck by...

07-17-2008, 12:13 AM	#4
Miburo Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Snake's Box Iroquois Pliskin: The cardboard box that you have is ideal for fooling your enemies. It's a very important tool for infiltration missions. Raiden: Really? Iroquois Pliskin: Of course. I can't begin to count the number of agents whose lives were saved by a cardboard box... Raiden: You mean everyone's using them? Iroquois Pliskin: Look, I'm not exaggerating when I say the success of your mission hinges on how you use that cardboard box. But in the end, a cardboard box is only made of paper. Handle it with care or it won't be of much use to you. Don't think of it as just another box. Treat it with love... Don't be rough. Okay? --------- Sigint: Uh, Snake... What are you doing? Snake: I'm in a box. Sigint: A cardboard box? Why are you...? Snake: I dunno. I was just looking at it and I suddenly got this urge to get inside. No, not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box. Sigint: Destiny...? Snake: Yeah. And then when I put it on, I suddenly got this feeling of inner peace. I can't put it into words. I feel... safe. Like this is where I was meant to be. Like I'd found the key to true happiness. Sigint: ... Snake: Does any of that make sense? Sigint: Not even a little. Snake: You should come... inside the box!... Then you'll know what I mean. Sigint: Man, I don't wanna know what you mean! Between you and Para-Medic, is everyone but me that is hooked up with the Major strange!? Snake: ... Sigint: Yeah, well, anyway, I suppose even that dumbass box might make a decent disguise if you wear it inside a building. MOTHER FUCKING BOX FOR THE MOTHER FUCKING WIN!

07-17-2008, 12:24 AM	#5
skwee Hunter-Nin Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Under your bed. Age: 21 Posts: 1,098 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Snake's Box Can the box get a drumroll please? __________________ "There are things you want to hear,and things you need to hear, and I am here to tell them to you..."-Skwee

07-17-2008, 12:42 AM	#6
Miburo Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Snake's Box Drum can is also a pretty nifty tool. I was playing Metal Gear Online last night for a bit on my brother's dude. Team Sneak in that level with the two buildings (Cold place where enemies can see your breath, megaboss base in MGS3, I suck with names...), I was on sneaking team. My nubsauce teammates were all getting owned because they suck, I'm just chilling near the frog for a bit till the weak links die off so they don't get me killed. Stab the guy guarding that shit, grab the frog, and cheese it to the drop off point thinger. My fail teammates killed like one dude, so the entire bad guy team is just standing there guarding my base. Shit is looking bad. Then I had a fucking epiphany! I toss a pair of stun grenades, equip drum can, and just run right through the main double big door side entrance. Fall over just as the stun must be wearing off the bad dudes, and roll right into the entire crowd. Bodies fly everywhere, I roll into the base and my dude pukes. Then someone with a mic says that they just shit their pants because it was so awesome. Mother fucking DRUM CAN for the win.

07-17-2008, 05:12 PM	#8
Miburo Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Snake's Box It's good shit. They just nerfed knives online though. Gotta play around with it more to see if I can make it work, but so far I'm rather displeased. Team Sneak with gimped knives isn't very fun for the sneaking team ; ;

07-17-2008, 05:34 PM	#10
Miburo Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Snake's Box If you do, I'll fap to it.

07-17-2008, 06:57 PM	#11
hippiematt Chuunin Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: ipod Age: 21 Posts: 721 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts	Re: Snake's Box Isn't there a really old Disney show that had something with a box ... "Out of the Box" is that it? __________________ I will put my code up in a while. Brawl Mario Cart

07-17-2008, 08:16 PM	#12
SpaceMarine Show me your Fury Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: On the battlefield...really. Age: 23 Posts: 259 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Snake's Box What you speak is Blasphamey! __________________ Proud Member Good to Go Member...Stand the fuck by...

07-17-2008, 10:57 PM	#14
Miburo Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Snake's Box ^No! None of that. Hippie, if you don't know what we're talking about, then you fail as a gamer...and as a man.

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