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Old 07-18-2008, 08:44 PM   #1
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Haruno Sakura is a Strong Shinobi (Manga proof inside)

For you see, Sakura is a different type of ninja from what we commonly find. She does not specialize in Taijutsu like Gai, she does not specialize in Ninjutsu like Orochimaru, nor does she specialize in Genjutsu like Kurenai. Not even Senjutsu like Jiraiya. No my friends, Sakura Haruno is a different type of ninja. She is a sexy ninja.

http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/53/Nar-6-8-15/

^^ Manga proof.




You see, unlike Naruto, she specializes in looking sexy all the time. So no jutsu required; people will just die of severe nose bleeding without any chakra necessary. "But !!!" you might be screaming out in impending terror of the almighty Sakura, "What about those people she fought who didn't die of nosebleed??". Well, I have those reasons listed below.
Gaara said he only loves himself, and he is a male. Therefor he is gay.

Orochimaru said he thinks Sasuke has a beautiful body. Therefor he is gay.

Sasori was a puppet. Therefor he is asexual.

Ino is a straight female, not interested in girls.

Kyuubi is a mass of chakra, therefor it is asexual.

Zabuza loves Haku. Haku is male. Therefor he is gay.

Sasuke will end up with Naruto due to Plot no Jutsu. Therefor he is gay.

Sound Ninja not named Sasuke, Kabuto or Orochimaru and were not a part of the Sound 5 or Team Hebi are fodder. Therefor asexual.


Those are the major characters that come to my mind that have injured Sakura. none of them interested in women.

The following ninja have been defeated by Sexy Jutsu:

http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/1/naruto_v01_ch001_014/

Iruka

http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/1/naruto_v01_ch001_024/

Sarutobi

http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/90/01/

Ebisu

http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/91/06/

Jiraiya

So it only becomes logical that:

Sakura > Iruka
Sakura > Sarutobi
Sakura > Ebisu
Sakura > Jiraiya

Haruno Sakura is Kage level against lesbian females or straight males. Against everybody else, she is Genin level.

Or I should say, WAS Genin level.

This is thanks to Lady Tsunade teaching her. While Sakura is certainly a terrible student, she did manage to pick up a few things from Lady Tsunade's teachings, noteworthy things including but not limited to: strength, medical ninjutsu and dodging skills.

Thus bringing me to my conclusion, Haruno Sakura is a Strong (albeit misunderstood) Shinobi. It wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if she was the one to defeat Madara Uchiha.

Sakura is sexy ninja.

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Old 07-18-2008, 08:57 PM   #2
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Re: Haruno Sakura is a Strong Shinobi (Manga proof inside)

this thread was possible the most pointless thing i've read today.
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Old 07-18-2008, 08:59 PM   #3
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Re: Haruno Sakura is a Strong Shinobi (Manga proof inside)

She's not sexy and...

This topic = fail
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Old 07-18-2008, 09:23 PM   #4
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Re: Haruno Sakura is a Strong Shinobi (Manga proof inside)

Win thread is win.
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Old 07-18-2008, 09:24 PM   #5
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Re: Haruno Sakura is a Strong Shinobi (Manga proof inside)

rofl. I thought you were actually trying to make a point that Sakura was strong. XDD
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Old 07-18-2008, 09:26 PM   #6
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Re: Haruno Sakura is a Strong Shinobi (Manga proof inside)

of course it's a fail thread

All my thread is fail D:

make a thread for the lulz is so fun.

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Old 07-18-2008, 09:47 PM   #7
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Re: Haruno Sakura is a Strong Shinobi (Manga proof inside)

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Gaara said he only loves himself, and he is a male. Therefor he is gay.
Sorry for ruining your "fun" but Gaara's my fav, so I have to correct you when you wrong him. You can "love" a family member and still not be sexually attracted to them. So, you can't say gaara is gay just by the fact that he "loves" himself. And as to what his real sexual orientation is, I can't really say. I know you probably don't even care but, I can't let ya dis my home boy like that.
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Old 07-18-2008, 11:06 PM   #8
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of course it's a fail thread

All my thread is fail D:

make a thread for the lulz is so fun.
Well, great job proving your point
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Old 07-18-2008, 11:12 PM   #9
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Well, great job proving your point

It's still the truth
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Old 07-18-2008, 11:55 PM   #10
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Re: Haruno Sakura is a Strong Shinobi (Manga proof inside)

lol amazing thread.. i was about to come here and say wtf are you talking about she is worthless, but im glad im not the only one that can find humor in her being worthless. I mean what did she do for then during the chuunin exams? cut her hair? pls i get a haircut every 2 weeks, u dont see me acting all tough and stuff.
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Old 07-19-2008, 12:55 PM   #11
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Re: Haruno Sakura is a Strong Shinobi (Manga proof inside)

the conclusion is...most of important shinobi (male) will get knocked by C-- Jutsu...lol...i like this thread..
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Re: Haruno Sakura is a Strong Shinobi (Manga proof inside)

So your saying Naruto's Harem Jutsu has more worth than Sakura's entire Ninja career? Classic.
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Re: Haruno Sakura is a Strong Shinobi (Manga proof inside)

Wow. You fail more than me.
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i personally don't think this thread is funny, but I'm sure plenty people do. I mean I see the humor but its not my type.
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Old 07-20-2008, 02:37 PM   #15
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So your saying Naruto's Harem Jutsu has more worth than Sakura's entire Ninja career? Classic.
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Wow. You fail more than me.
takes easy...sexy wont helped in battle at all (except for Jman and naruto)...sometimes, u need to post something funny like this instead of argue about uncertain fact for all time..lol...
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