Bal Appraisal Sheet

kluang · 07-23-2008, 01:34 PM

This form indicates Bal performance in the position (trolling) he currently hold.

Knowledge

[A] The son of a bitch really knows his stuff
[B] Knows just enough to be dangerous
[C] Only half a brain and is dangerous
[D] Fucking brain damaged, his coffee cup has a higher IQ

Accuracy

[A] Does excellent work if not preoccupied with pussy
[B] Pretty good, only occasionally blows it out his ass
[C] Has to take off his shoes to count to ten
[D] Couldn't count his balls and get the same number twice

Attitude

[A] Extremely cooperative if you kiss his ass frequently
[B] Brown nose in good standing
[C] Often pisses off co-workers, thinks it's his shop
[D] Doesn't give a shit, never did and never will

Reliability

[A] A really dependable little cocksucker
[B] You can rely on him at evaluation time
[C] Can rely on him to be the first one out the fucking door
[D] Totally fucking useless/worthless

Appearance

[A] Extremely neat, even combs his pubic hair
[B] Looks great at evaluation time
[C] Flies abandon fresh dog shit to follow him around
[D] Dirty, filthy, dirty son of a bitch

Performance

[A] Trolls like a son of a bitch, if there's something in it for him
[B] Does all kinds of good shit at evaluation time
[C] Trolls only if kicked in the ass every 2 minutes
[D] Couldn't do less work if he were in a fucking coma

Kites · 07-23-2008, 01:35 PM

Go and have a nice cup of STFU.

sanane kardesim · 07-23-2008, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kites

Go and have a nice cup of STFU.

w0rd
lmao.

OG · 07-23-2008, 02:57 PM

D.............................

07-23-2008, 03:13 PM

http://www.lotsofjokes.com/appraisal_sheet.asp

Trey · 07-23-2008, 03:39 PM

@TC--Get off his dick, for Christ's sake. Every other thing you post is Bal related.

sanane kardesim · 07-23-2008, 04:03 PM

who da fuck is TC?

OG · 07-23-2008, 04:25 PM

I dont know but i had a "tC" =[...now i haz a "xD" so all good lol XD

Trey · 07-23-2008, 04:40 PM

TC=Topic Creator

G · 07-23-2008, 04:42 PM

hes not worthy of a name basically

sanane kardesim · 07-23-2008, 04:51 PM

oh i see
i thought he called him Tiny Cock :O

G · 07-23-2008, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sanane kardesim

oh i see
i thought he called him Tiny Cock :O

Lets not bring seal master into this.

Trey · 07-23-2008, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by G

hes not worthy of a name basically

Lol, oh shit. I was just lazy, but that's an infinitely better reason.

Babyface BK · 07-23-2008, 06:14 PM

Kluang used to chat shit before in broken English and was hard to understand, but cause it was lulzy we used to praise him. I think it got to his head and now he just makes atrocious posts which no one cares for and thus the entire conversation actually becomes forgotten. Find something new other than your copy/paste shit.

kluang · 07-23-2008, 11:05 PM

Thank you. I know what I must do again.

everyone complain about my english.

07-23-2008, 01:34 PM	#1
kluang One Punch Man Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,420 Thanks: 3,186 Thanked 4,670 Times in 2,102 Posts	Bal Appraisal Sheet This form indicates Bal performance in the position (trolling) he currently hold. Knowledge [A] The son of a bitch really knows his stuff [B] Knows just enough to be dangerous [C] Only half a brain and is dangerous [D] Fucking brain damaged, his coffee cup has a higher IQ Accuracy [A] Does excellent work if not preoccupied with pussy [B] Pretty good, only occasionally blows it out his ass [C] Has to take off his shoes to count to ten [D] Couldn't count his balls and get the same number twice Attitude [A] Extremely cooperative if you kiss his ass frequently [B] Brown nose in good standing [C] Often pisses off co-workers, thinks it's his shop [D] Doesn't give a shit, never did and never will Reliability [A] A really dependable little cocksucker [B] You can rely on him at evaluation time [C] Can rely on him to be the first one out the fucking door [D] Totally fucking useless/worthless Appearance [A] Extremely neat, even combs his pubic hair [B] Looks great at evaluation time [C] Flies abandon fresh dog shit to follow him around [D] Dirty, filthy, dirty son of a bitch Performance [A] Trolls like a son of a bitch, if there's something in it for him [B] Does all kinds of good shit at evaluation time [C] Trolls only if kicked in the ass every 2 minutes [D] Couldn't do less work if he were in a fucking coma __________________ To err is human, to forgive, divine. Humans aren't machines... they have souls, feelings. They live, they die, they love, they hate... And yes, they even make mistakes..... When kluang finds you creepy and wrong then you are beyond horrible. He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Being Malaysian is about driving in a German car to an Indian restaurant for an Indonesian food, then travelling home, grabbing a Pakistani kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. Because we have no originality.

07-23-2008, 01:35 PM	#2
Kites I Love Donuts Join Date: Nov 2004 Age: 21 Posts: 1,165 Thanks: 27 Thanked 19 Times in 12 Posts	Re: Bal Appraisal Sheet Go and have a nice cup of STFU. __________________ til infinity..

07-23-2008, 02:57 PM	#4
OG [잊지 말아요] Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 25 Posts: 7,624 Thanks: 2,234 Thanked 4,188 Times in 1,817 Posts	Re: Bal Appraisal Sheet D............................. __________________

07-23-2008, 03:13 PM	#5
Miburo Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Bal Appraisal Sheet http://www.lotsofjokes.com/appraisal_sheet.asp

07-23-2008, 03:39 PM	#6
Trey Legendary Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 2,251 Thanks: 139 Thanked 538 Times in 300 Posts	Re: Bal Appraisal Sheet @TC--Get off his dick, for Christ's sake. Every other thing you post is Bal related.

07-23-2008, 04:03 PM	#7
sanane kardesim Jounin Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: if i tell you i must kill you Age: 20 Posts: 826 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: Bal Appraisal Sheet who da fuck is TC? __________________

07-23-2008, 04:25 PM	#8
OG [잊지 말아요] Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 25 Posts: 7,624 Thanks: 2,234 Thanked 4,188 Times in 1,817 Posts	Re: Bal Appraisal Sheet I dont know but i had a "tC" =[...now i haz a "xD" so all good lol XD __________________

07-23-2008, 04:40 PM	#9
Trey Legendary Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 2,251 Thanks: 139 Thanked 538 Times in 300 Posts	Re: Bal Appraisal Sheet TC=Topic Creator

07-23-2008, 04:42 PM	#10
G S-Ranked Negro Join Date: Jul 1999 Location: The Heights Posts: 2,756 Thanks: 393 Thanked 1,261 Times in 458 Posts	Re: Bal Appraisal Sheet hes not worthy of a name basically __________________

07-23-2008, 04:51 PM	#11
sanane kardesim Jounin Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: if i tell you i must kill you Age: 20 Posts: 826 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: Bal Appraisal Sheet oh i see i thought he called him Tiny Cock :O __________________

07-23-2008, 06:14 PM	#14
Babyface BK <3===BK Join Date: Mar 1988 Location: With My Babeh Age: 25 Posts: 2,245 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1,856 Times in 844 Posts	Re: Bal Appraisal Sheet Kluang used to chat shit before in broken English and was hard to understand, but cause it was lulzy we used to praise him. I think it got to his head and now he just makes atrocious posts which no one cares for and thus the entire conversation actually becomes forgotten. Find something new other than your copy/paste shit. __________________ "The road to success is always under construction. "

07-23-2008, 11:05 PM	#15
kluang One Punch Man Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,420 Thanks: 3,186 Thanked 4,670 Times in 2,102 Posts	Re: Bal Appraisal Sheet Thank you. I know what I must do again. everyone complain about my english. __________________ To err is human, to forgive, divine. Humans aren't machines... they have souls, feelings. They live, they die, they love, they hate... And yes, they even make mistakes..... When kluang finds you creepy and wrong then you are beyond horrible. He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Being Malaysian is about driving in a German car to an Indian restaurant for an Indonesian food, then travelling home, grabbing a Pakistani kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. Because we have no originality.

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