The tale of the internets.

Naruto.Haruno · 07-24-2008, 09:48 PM

God created the internets last Thursday in a moment of great brilliance, and here is the inspiring tale:

1. In the beginning, God created the lulz and the internets. The internets were without form, and void, and darkness was upon the face of the camwhore: and the spirit of God destroyed Oclet's liver.

2. And God said LET THERE BE LIGHT. And there was light. And God saw that the light was good, for the Light was too bright, and prevented even him from seeing the fat of the Camwhore.

3. And God created a firmament in the midst of the internets, to divide the internets from the internets; and He called the firmament Usenet.

4. And God said, "Let all the failures of the internet be gathered together into one place, and let them spam that place relentlessly." And it was so, and 4chan was born.

5. And God said, "Let forums multiply, and be fruitful, and fill the internets with their drama." And it was so.

6. And God said, "Let all manner of fucktards write on Livejournal; and let them multiply, and be fruitful." And fucktards came forth in all manner of communities, and warred with each other relentlessly; and lo, some multiplied, and others didn't, according to their kinds.

7. And God saw that it was funny, and lo! He lolled.

8. God said to the 'winnars', "Lo! I have given you the internets; multiply with captchas, and fill the internets and catalogue it, and you shall have knowledge of every faggot and every furry on the interweb for major lulz.

9. And God saw everything that He had made, and He laughed at furries and smote them mightily.

10. He also smote the Jews, for they killed his son.

DaRk_LoRd_SuPrEmE_3.14159 · 07-24-2008, 11:08 PM

Whats with the racism for jews? Did you make this story? *facepalm*

kluang · 07-24-2008, 11:51 PM

Tales of Internet........

NARRATOR: IN A.D. 2008, WAR WAS BEGINNING.

KLUANG: HOW ARE YOU PEOPLE OF NL !!

KLUANG: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.

KLUANG: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION.

Freshgrease · 07-24-2008, 11:54 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_internet

haruno...you are doing it wrong.

**Ninja48** · 07-25-2008, 12:07 AM

I remember you. You were awesome!

Babyface BK · 07-25-2008, 05:52 PM

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!! FUCKER He's back!

balmung5000 · 07-25-2008, 05:54 PM

OMG NH is BACCCCKKK
w0000000000000t
hells yea

sanane kardesim · 07-25-2008, 06:04 PM

Blasphemy!

DaRk_LoRd_SuPrEmE_3.14159 · 07-27-2008, 01:58 AM

How is NH important?

Joker · 07-27-2008, 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fAiL_LoRd_SuPrEmE_3.14159

How is NH important?

You fail to understand anything. There are members on forums, that are pure win. And that makes them important. Then there are the failures, much like yourself. That could die, and no one would care. = )

DaRk_LoRd_SuPrEmE_3.14159 · 07-27-2008, 02:11 AM

Ohh... I see. I was just askin.

Freshgrease · 07-27-2008, 02:13 AM

NH is one of the few badasses and veterans of NL. Show your respect.

DaRk_LoRd_SuPrEmE_3.14159 · 07-27-2008, 02:13 AM

Yeah, sorry. Didn't know about it.

07-24-2008, 09:48 PM	#1
Naruto.Haruno Banned Join Date: Dec 2006 Age: 22 Posts: 1,090 Thanks: 2 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	The tale of the internets. God created the internets last Thursday in a moment of great brilliance, and here is the inspiring tale: 1. In the beginning, God created the lulz and the internets. The internets were without form, and void, and darkness was upon the face of the camwhore: and the spirit of God destroyed Oclet's liver. 2. And God said LET THERE BE LIGHT. And there was light. And God saw that the light was good, for the Light was too bright, and prevented even him from seeing the fat of the Camwhore. 3. And God created a firmament in the midst of the internets, to divide the internets from the internets; and He called the firmament Usenet. 4. And God said, "Let all the failures of the internet be gathered together into one place, and let them spam that place relentlessly." And it was so, and 4chan was born. 5. And God said, "Let forums multiply, and be fruitful, and fill the internets with their drama." And it was so. 6. And God said, "Let all manner of fucktards write on Livejournal; and let them multiply, and be fruitful." And fucktards came forth in all manner of communities, and warred with each other relentlessly; and lo, some multiplied, and others didn't, according to their kinds. 7. And God saw that it was funny, and lo! He lolled. 8. God said to the 'winnars', "Lo! I have given you the internets; multiply with captchas, and fill the internets and catalogue it, and you shall have knowledge of every faggot and every furry on the interweb for major lulz. 9. And God saw everything that He had made, and He laughed at furries and smote them mightily. 10. He also smote the Jews, for they killed his son.

07-24-2008, 11:08 PM	#2
DaRk_LoRd_SuPrEmE_3.14159 Missing-Nin Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: With my Mommy. Age: 43 Posts: 291 Thanks: 0 Thanked 10 Times in 10 Posts	Re: The tale of the internets. Whats with the racism for jews? Did you make this story? facepalm

07-24-2008, 11:51 PM	#3
kluang One Punch Man Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,418 Thanks: 3,186 Thanked 4,659 Times in 2,099 Posts	Re: The tale of the internets. Tales of Internet........ NARRATOR: IN A.D. 2008, WAR WAS BEGINNING. KLUANG: HOW ARE YOU PEOPLE OF NL !! KLUANG: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US. KLUANG: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION. __________________ To err is human, to forgive, divine. Humans aren't machines... they have souls, feelings. They live, they die, they love, they hate... And yes, they even make mistakes..... When kluang finds you creepy and wrong then you are beyond horrible. He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Being Malaysian is about driving in a German car to an Indian restaurant for an Indonesian food, then travelling home, grabbing a Pakistani kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. Because we have no originality.

07-24-2008, 11:54 PM	#4
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07-25-2008, 12:07 AM	#5
Ninja48 48 Cypherin' Ninjas Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: 305 Posts: 2,466 Thanks: 182 Thanked 644 Times in 257 Posts	Re: The tale of the internets. I remember you. You were awesome! __________________

07-25-2008, 05:52 PM	#6
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07-25-2008, 05:54 PM	#7
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07-25-2008, 06:04 PM	#8
sanane kardesim Jounin Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: if i tell you i must kill you Age: 20 Posts: 826 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: The tale of the internets. Blasphemy! __________________

07-27-2008, 01:58 AM	#9
DaRk_LoRd_SuPrEmE_3.14159 Missing-Nin Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: With my Mommy. Age: 43 Posts: 291 Thanks: 0 Thanked 10 Times in 10 Posts	Re: The tale of the internets. How is NH important?

07-27-2008, 02:11 AM	#11
DaRk_LoRd_SuPrEmE_3.14159 Missing-Nin Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: With my Mommy. Age: 43 Posts: 291 Thanks: 0 Thanked 10 Times in 10 Posts	Re: The tale of the internets. Ohh... I see. I was just askin.

07-27-2008, 02:13 AM	#12
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07-27-2008, 02:13 AM	#13
DaRk_LoRd_SuPrEmE_3.14159 Missing-Nin Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: With my Mommy. Age: 43 Posts: 291 Thanks: 0 Thanked 10 Times in 10 Posts	Re: The tale of the internets. Yeah, sorry. Didn't know about it.

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