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Old 07-28-2008, 04:37 PM   #31
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I thought this thread was made to mock all the shitty threads created on this forum...

And with that in mind, I laughed. <3
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Old 07-28-2008, 05:01 PM   #32
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am i over weight? no
have i ever had confidence problems? no
have i ever had a real gf? yes
was she hot? yes
did i get some? hell yes
am i continuing to get some? damn straight
bal > FG? true


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It's not like I've never dated. I dated a girl as a sophomore in high school (albeit big), and I dated another girl after her for three years. I don't fuck before marriage even if I could have gotten it from the trailer park trash I dated earlier on. The second one was a girl I met through church. There's no way we were going to do it early on, and she then went to an out-of-state college. Long distance relationship never worked. What I've learned is I don't like whores, the classy women I like don't sex till marriage, and women are an overall burden defying all forms of logic in cost-to-performance ratios.

If fucking a woman makes me any closer to you and your values of success, I'd rather chop off my dick and give it to some fat chick disguised as a extra-long chili-cheese coney from Sonic.
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Old 07-28-2008, 05:03 PM   #33
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It's not like I've never dated. I dated a girl as a sophomore in high school (albeit big), and I dated another girl after her for three years. I don't fuck before marriage even if I could have gotten it from the trailer park trash I dated earlier on. The second one was a girl I met through church. There's no way we were going to do it early on, and she then went to an out-of-state college. Long distance relationship never worked. What I've learned is I don't like whores, the classy women I like don't sex till marriage, and women are an overall burden defying all forms of logic in cost-to-performance ratios.

If fucking a woman makes me any closer to you and your values of success, I'd rather chop off my dick and give it to some fat chick disguised as a extra-long chili-cheese coney from Sonic.
who you kidding
you would eat the gurl
disguised as the cheese coney
thing from sonic =/
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Old 07-28-2008, 05:06 PM   #34
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I'd don't give oral first.
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Old 07-28-2008, 05:09 PM   #35
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Old 07-28-2008, 05:09 PM   #36
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when i read your post bal..this pic poped into my head..


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Old 07-28-2008, 05:13 PM   #37
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Every guy I've ever seen say "I'm waiting to get married before having sex" is the type of guy who doesn't really have much of a choice in that department anyway. Just sayin'
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Old 07-28-2008, 05:17 PM   #38
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I'm kind of sad I wasn't up for biggest attention whore, actually, since about every thread I make is for that sole purpose.
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Old 07-28-2008, 05:22 PM   #39
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Every guy I've ever seen say "I'm waiting to get married before having sex" is the type of guy who doesn't really have much of a choice in that department anyway. Just sayin'
what if it was a girl that said that?
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Old 07-28-2008, 05:23 PM   #40
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what if it was a girl that said that?
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Old 07-28-2008, 05:25 PM   #41
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lulz that can be for a guy too <.<
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Old 07-28-2008, 05:26 PM   #42
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It's not like I've never dated. I dated a girl as a sophomore in high school (albeit big), and I dated another girl after her for three years. I don't fuck before marriage even if I could have gotten it from the trailer park trash I dated earlier on. The second one was a girl I met through church. There's no way we were going to do it early on, and she then went to an out-of-state college. Long distance relationship never worked. What I've learned is I don't like whores, the classy women I like don't sex till marriage, and women are an overall burden defying all forms of logic in cost-to-performance ratios.

If fucking a woman makes me any closer to you and your values of success, I'd rather chop off my dick and give it to some fat chick disguised as a extra-long chili-cheese coney from Sonic.
lol you actually went through that much detail about your personal life, stop defending yourself so pathetically. It's more insulting to us then your lame comebacks.

Mibs - I'm not fully for sex before marriage I'd rather wait for the right girl rather than wait till I'm married. Who's to say the first girl I have sex with isn't gonna be the one I marry. It's almost the same shit just the process is faster. Broke up with my current GF a couple of days back but yeah I don't really give a shit, I'm gonna go fishing again, forgot how fun it was.
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Old 07-28-2008, 05:31 PM   #43
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what if it was a girl that said that?
Girls actually have a choice most of the time. Even massive man beast chicks can get some from some desperate guy. So if they wait, they're doing it because they actually want to, not because they have to. Know what I mean? ^^

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Mibs - I'm not fully for sex before marriage I'd rather wait for the right girl rather than wait till I'm married. Who's to say the first girl I have sex with isn't gonna be the one I marry. It's almost the same shit just the process is faster. Broke up with my current GF a couple of days back but yeah I don't really give a shit, I'm gonna go fishing again, forgot how fun it was.
I'm talking oral and shit too.

Also, I like when FG tells us about his personal life. ; )
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Old 07-28-2008, 05:34 PM   #44
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muro-ah i see <.<

fuck fishing, GO CRABBIN >.>
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Old 07-28-2008, 05:37 PM   #45
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i gotz crabz .
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