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Old 08-10-2008, 12:18 AM   #1
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Pen0r vs Park Bench
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/08...g-steel-bench/

Dude apparently got to happy with himself at night and thought it would be funny to stick his penorz in the local parkbench since it had holes in it.

-No this link isnt something gay or rick roll, its an article, and there are no actual "shots" of him doing it just firemen/paramedics etc surrounding him with a blanket covering his body

video for anyone interested: What the news caught once they caught up to the scene, again nothing is showed >.>;

http://tv.on.cc/news/news.html?mid=O...ime=1218057370
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Old 08-10-2008, 12:24 AM   #2
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Oh holy fuck, I would hate to be that guy. Nice find, SP.
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Old 08-10-2008, 12:27 AM   #3
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Holy shit, that had to freaking hurt x_X
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Gosh, the bench looks painful. At least buy a pumpkin like every other ronery guy. :/
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Old 08-10-2008, 12:37 AM   #5
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I heard about this on the radio yesterday, couldnt keep myself from loling

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Old 08-10-2008, 05:21 AM   #6
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Yeah, that is the most unfuckable bench I've ever seen. It's like a massive cheese grader.
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splinters > cheese grader fer shur
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Old 08-10-2008, 12:00 PM   #8
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bench won that one

dont fuck with a bench or else!
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would that also apply with fucking on a bench?
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Man - "POLICE! HALP ME. MY PEN0R IS FUCKING STUCK! BRING THE AMBULANCE QUICK"
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Atleast none of that story was weird.
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Atleast none of that story was weird.
yes fucking the local park bench is very common as we know, and not the least bit unusual.
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Cocaine or mental illness can do this to you.
I'd go with the second one if I had to guess what happened to this guy though.
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Cocaine or mental illness can do this to you.
I'd go with the second one if I had to guess what happened to this guy though.
No, he was so ugly and small that even his sex toys ran away from him. He was probably a flimsy 2 incher
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No, he was so ugly and small that even his sex toys ran away from him. He was probably a flimsy 2 incher
They still had to cut the bench =/
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