Usefulness of health class? - Page 2

Babyface BK · 08-27-2008, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Miburo

All I remember about my health class was that the teacher came in with one of those human puppy learning tool things that you shove blocks shaped like squares, triangles, circles, etc. in correspondingly shaped holes and said "Anal sex is like trying to shove a square peg in a round hole: It just doesn't fit!!!" And then he proceeded to slam the square block full force into the round hole for a good five minutes to demonstrate. Then some kid was like "Uhh, my penis is more of a circular shape..." which turned into a discussion about how gay that kid is. Which we determined was pretty damn gay, but not as gay as someone who has a square shaped asshole. You had to be there...XD

Oh, and some girl asked the teacher what semen tasted like. He said it was kind of salty or some shit, I don't remember really. All I know is that everyone called him a faggot for knowing the taste of spermies and he got pretty pissed.

LMAO the guy demonstrating ours said the same thing, fuck that disgusting shit. He's like it's good for your health or some shit. Oh shit, how much I felt like just hitting the guy with a chair for saying that kind crap.

UchihaTaijiya · 08-27-2008, 09:46 AM

No one in my classed dared to know about Mr. Mills Knowledge.

XDDDDDDDD

OG · 08-27-2008, 12:47 PM

i lol at the shapes shyte XD

first time i saw porn was in 6th grade...before that, my classmates and i saw magazines in the streets, but it was more like playboy/girl magazines >.>

i didnt have sex ed til 6th grade and then after that in the following years but nothing got graphic til 9th grade <.< then its like EH? lol

OffTheChain · 08-27-2008, 05:51 PM

What BK said, we only get it in our final year. By the time they whip out the video, girls are pregnant and guys feel self-conscious.

08-27-2008, 09:46 AM	#17
UchihaTaijiya sublimis ab unda Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 2,777 Thanks: 7,387 Thanked 3,312 Times in 1,249 Posts	Re: Usefulness of health class? No one in my classed dared to know about Mr. Mills Knowledge. XDDDDDDDD __________________ If the elephants have past lives yet are destined to always remember It's no wonder how they scream Like you and I they must have some temper And I am dreaming of them on the plains Dirtying up their beds Watching for some sign of rain to cool their hot heads And how dare that you send me that card when I'm doing all that I can do You are forcing me to remember when all I want is to just forget you If the tiger shall protect her young then tell me how did you slip by All my instincts have failed me for once I must have somehow slept the whole night And I am dreaming of them with their kill Tearing it all apart Blood dripping from their lips and teeth sinking into heart And how dare that you say you'll call When you know I need some peace of mind If you have to take sides with the animals Won't you do it with one who is kind And if the hawks in the trees need the dead If you're living you don't stand a chance For a time though you share the same bed There are only two ends to this dance You can flee with your wounds just in time or lie there as he feeds Watching yourself ripped to shreds and laughing as you bleed So for those of you falling in love keep it kind Keep it good Keep it right Throw yourself in the midst of danger but keep one eye open at night

08-27-2008, 12:47 PM	#18
OG [잊지 말아요] Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 25 Posts: 7,624 Thanks: 2,234 Thanked 4,186 Times in 1,817 Posts	Re: Usefulness of health class? i lol at the shapes shyte XD first time i saw porn was in 6th grade...before that, my classmates and i saw magazines in the streets, but it was more like playboy/girl magazines >.> i didnt have sex ed til 6th grade and then after that in the following years but nothing got graphic til 9th grade <.< then its like EH? lol __________________

08-27-2008, 05:51 PM	#19
OffTheChain ☆ Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 8,963 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts	Re: Usefulness of health class? What BK said, we only get it in our final year. By the time they whip out the video, girls are pregnant and guys feel self-conscious.

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