Bad Catch Lines - Page 2

fox maiden · 10-16-2008, 07:07 PM

^god those are horrible
and hey Kitty, i haven't seen you inna while

i saw this on a shirt not long ago
Front: FCK
Back: All thats missing is you

lol

RNB · 10-16-2008, 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freshgrease

Yall are serious about this? I wouldn't say it's the pickup lines that kill my chances so much as the followups. The average amount of dates I've been on with a single person in the last few years is about 3 or 4. Usually, the girls are introduced to me in a party, social organization, or class. It gets started with idle chatter about some stupid topic about the class or something that happens. If we get stuck in a conversation past closing of event, we'll take it to a coffee shop or whatever.

She either has a boyfriend (which cuts it off), I fail to make the move before conversation is over (ask to treat to dinner or go clubbing), or I do make the move and she agrees.

What kills the relationship is of the last 5 girls I've "dated", only 2 didn't see it as "friendship". It's fun and all, but chic friends need to come after being in a stable relationship (otherwise you are that guy who has all those chic friends.) The deal breaker with the romantic-seeking women is I get comfortable too early in the relationship. Girls don't like conversing about deer hunting, gun sports, motorcycling, or playing guitar.

Yeah. Story of my life. I'm picky about women despite not being in the position to be picky. The old-fashioned type of woman that I like DON'T like to talk about manly things, and the kind of women that do scare me. I don't save face long enough, and all the action I've ever gotten was third-base. Still haven't hit the homer.

EDIT: I've found that more and more women I am hitting up are married. Do I need to go younger?

Try be interested in a smart girl who looks somewhat attractive and is Christian.

Christian and smart aren't usually used in the same sentence when you talk about girls.

10-16-2008, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freshgrease

Yall are serious about this? I wouldn't say it's the pickup lines that kill my chances so much as the followups. The average amount of dates I've been on with a single person in the last few years is about 3 or 4. Usually, the girls are introduced to me in a party, social organization, or class. It gets started with idle chatter about some stupid topic about the class or something that happens. If we get stuck in a conversation past closing of event, we'll take it to a coffee shop or whatever.

She either has a boyfriend (which cuts it off), I fail to make the move before conversation is over (ask to treat to dinner or go clubbing), or I do make the move and she agrees.

You go clubbing?

Quote:

What kills the relationship is of the last 5 girls I've "dated", only 2 didn't see it as "friendship". It's fun and all, but chic friends need to come after being in a stable relationship (otherwise you are that guy who has all those chic friends.) The deal breaker with the romantic-seeking women is I get comfortable too early in the relationship. Girls don't like conversing about deer hunting, gun sports, motorcycling, or playing guitar.

Lol.

Quote:

Yeah. Story of my life. I'm picky about women despite not being in the position to be picky. The old-fashioned type of woman that I like DON'T like to talk about manly things, and the kind of women that do scare me. I don't save face long enough, and all the action I've ever gotten was third-base. Still haven't hit the homer.

Your best bet is to go for huge fatties. I've never seen anyone get shot down by a fatty. Ever.

Quote:

EDIT: I've found that more and more women I am hitting up are married. Do I need to go younger?

Lolpedo. Also, no. Just check for a ring.

OG · 10-16-2008, 09:25 PM

i herd sex with fat people is awesome <.<

Babyface BK · 10-16-2008, 09:34 PM

^You should try it out with FG sometime if you're curious.

MangaKitty · 10-16-2008, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fox maiden

^god those are horrible
and hey Kitty, i haven't seen you inna while

i saw this on a shirt not long ago
Front: FCK
Back: All thats missing is you

lol

i know right? people are sick. id totally wear a shirt like that for the hell of it tho. lol.

@FM: heyy. yea, ive been gone for a while. busy as hell.

Babyface BK · 10-16-2008, 10:06 PM

We have so many of those shirts in the UK.

Officer, I swear she was awake.

READTH
ISWHILE
ICHECK
OUTYOU
RTITS

Naruto2008 · 10-16-2008, 10:30 PM

This thread is gayer than that shampoo and conditioner one.

OG · 10-16-2008, 11:01 PM

BK-meant for the guy <.<...a guy fuckin a round chick <.<

Babyface BK · 10-16-2008, 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Naruto2008

This thread is gayer than that shampoo and conditioner one.

You would say that to defend your thread.

Also this one was really bad only cause it started off with a Naruto reference and a nub made it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by OG

BK-meant for the guy <.<...a guy fuckin a round chick <.<

Ok, don't think I'd ever be trying that though. Those crazy stretch marks and fat folds really put me off anyway.

uchiha-anwar · 10-17-2008, 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OG

i herd sex with fat people is awesome <.<

Fat women.....maybe.
Fat men....I don't think so.

Shikaratsu · 10-17-2008, 09:17 AM

you had to think? :P In any case, ^ I agree.

fox maiden · 10-17-2008, 12:10 PM

woooooow
i think there should be a rule against ppl who insult other ppl because they get insulted.

@kitty: yeah me too. >.< school hates me

uchiha-anwar · 10-18-2008, 05:16 AM

were r those insults?

10-16-2008, 07:07 PM	#16
fox maiden Vixynn Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: inna box fulla stuff Age: 21 Posts: 119 Thanks: 25 Thanked 29 Times in 9 Posts	Re: Bad Catch Lines ^god those are horrible and hey Kitty, i haven't seen you inna while i saw this on a shirt not long ago Front: FCK Back: All thats missing is you lol __________________ fan clubs: @>-->- Ouran High Host Club Queen Owner of the Black Cat fc Co-Owner of The Official Vampire Knight FC.

10-16-2008, 09:25 PM	#19
OG [잊지 말아요] Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 25 Posts: 7,624 Thanks: 2,234 Thanked 4,182 Times in 1,816 Posts	Re: Bad Catch Lines i herd sex with fat people is awesome <.< __________________

10-16-2008, 09:34 PM	#20
Babyface BK <3===BK Join Date: Mar 1988 Location: With My Babeh Age: 25 Posts: 2,245 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1,856 Times in 844 Posts	Re: Bad Catch Lines ^You should try it out with FG sometime if you're curious. __________________ "The road to success is always under construction. "

10-16-2008, 10:06 PM	#22
Babyface BK <3===BK Join Date: Mar 1988 Location: With My Babeh Age: 25 Posts: 2,245 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1,856 Times in 844 Posts	Re: Bad Catch Lines We have so many of those shirts in the UK. Officer, I swear she was awake. READTH ISWHILE ICHECK OUTYOU RTITS __________________ "The road to success is always under construction. "

10-16-2008, 10:30 PM	#23
Naruto2008 Special Jounin Join Date: May 2008 Location: Congers, NY Age: 20 Posts: 2,171 Thanks: 7 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts	Re: Bad Catch Lines This thread is gayer than that shampoo and conditioner one. __________________ Rep me GREEN, leave your name, and I'll rep you back. Bitch I'm tha bomb like tick, tick!

10-16-2008, 11:01 PM	#24
OG [잊지 말아요] Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 25 Posts: 7,624 Thanks: 2,234 Thanked 4,182 Times in 1,816 Posts	Re: Bad Catch Lines BK-meant for the guy <.<...a guy fuckin a round chick <.< __________________

10-17-2008, 09:17 AM	#27
Shikaratsu Genin Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 136 Thanks: 7 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: Bad Catch Lines you had to think? :P In any case, ^ I agree. __________________ Translation: "Oh, I see it. So what have we learned about having kunais in our mouth? Last edited by Shikaratsu; 10-17-2008 at 09:27 AM.

10-17-2008, 12:10 PM	#28
fox maiden Vixynn Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: inna box fulla stuff Age: 21 Posts: 119 Thanks: 25 Thanked 29 Times in 9 Posts	Re: Bad Catch Lines woooooow i think there should be a rule against ppl who insult other ppl because they get insulted. @kitty: yeah me too. >.< school hates me __________________ fan clubs: @>-->- Ouran High Host Club Queen Owner of the Black Cat fc Co-Owner of The Official Vampire Knight FC.

10-18-2008, 05:16 AM	#29
uchiha-anwar Missing-Nin Join Date: May 2008 Age: 26 Posts: 641 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Re: Bad Catch Lines were r those insults?

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