I promised you lulz. - Page 8

Ero · 10-24-2008, 03:12 AM

Culture is amusing, taking a bullet to the ass is deemed manly , taking a plunger to the ass.. not so much.

FG, you've got whipped cream on your nipples.
and mibz, you forgot the bike and chuck norris.

10-24-2008, 03:21 AM

You're right. Let me add that shit.

Edit: Okay, fixed. = )

Ero · 10-24-2008, 04:30 AM

Despite disapproval of beating dead horses, i must say,

Well played.

[Sorry FG, but it's funny.]

Shrike · 10-24-2008, 05:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miburo

That was the funny part for me.

Nice to see that you stepped up for yourself, FG. No matter how deep you fell.
Seriously D:

Ero · 10-24-2008, 05:05 AM

HOLY SHIT, i didn't see psycho mantis.

lmao, awesome.

Jaxon · 10-24-2008, 05:24 AM

Congraturations for coming back and not being a total pussy, Fresh =]
And I'm lol'ing at your seemingly MacGuyver approach to masturbatory aids XD

balmung5000 · 10-24-2008, 11:08 AM

ok so lets back up a second
you were smart enough to make
a vibrator
but dumb enough not to think
that while sticking a glass tube that shakes around
by shitty hand make quality
might break

o man imagine if you were toying your ass
and that shit shattered
lulz

also you mentioned that you had hoped
to show some girl that you made a
vibrator would you expect
her to get all giddy that you toy your ass
or were you thinking she was gonna shove
your ass stick into her puss
cause thats just gross

also when you used the plunger
did you wrap that up with a condom
you you just raw dogged it
and do you still own the plunger

ugh so many unanswered questions

Sevi · 10-24-2008, 11:48 AM

^ I lol'd
Plastic or wood?
Ouch, splinters up the butt....

kluang · 10-24-2008, 12:44 PM

First welcome back Jaxon, the manly man whose like a coffee with a touch of cream and two sugars.

OG · 10-24-2008, 12:49 PM

he said "smooth glossy handle" so i think it was plastic

Babyface BK · 10-24-2008, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OG

cause i seen efukt shyte <.<

muro knows what kinda fucked up shyte's on that site

//anyone that tries to google that, be warned lol XD

lol efukt that little man that wants to brush some ladies teeth.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freshgrease

N48 - What part of a plunger are you thinking of? Im not talking about the business end XD. Jesus. The handle was a thin (1/4" or less in diameter across)/smooth glossy handle. To be honest, compared to the large shits I take, I felt nothing.

Now get off the topic. Your interest in the act itself is disturbing. You keep rambling on about HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?. I hope you aren't imagining it.

Wow he was eyeing it out before plunging it in for the kill.

Quote:

Originally Posted by balmung5000

ok so lets back up a second
you were smart enough to make
a vibrator
but dumb enough not to think
that while sticking a glass tube that shakes around
by shitty hand make quality
might break

o man imagine if you were toying your ass
and that shit shattered
lulz

also you mentioned that you had hoped
to show some girl that you made a
vibrator would you expect
her to get all giddy that you toy your ass
or were you thinking she was gonna shove
your ass stick into her puss
cause thats just gross

also when you used the plunger
did you wrap that up with a condom
you you just raw dogged it
and do you still own the plunger

ugh so many unanswered questions

He must've raw doggied it.

Jaxon · 10-24-2008, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bloodkid

He must've raw doggied it.

Oh shit, he's fat with plunger babies.

10-24-2008, 03:27 PM

I've never heard the term "raw doggied" before. That's awesome.

balmung5000 · 10-24-2008, 06:02 PM

**Tsuna** · 10-26-2008, 10:37 PM

I don't even know why I'm surprised anymore. xD

10-24-2008, 03:12 AM	#106
Ero //Sin\\ Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 1,502 Thanks: 97 Thanked 233 Times in 108 Posts	Re: I promised you lulz. Culture is amusing, taking a bullet to the ass is deemed manly , taking a plunger to the ass.. not so much. FG, you've got whipped cream on your nipples. and mibz, you forgot the bike and chuck norris.

10-24-2008, 03:21 AM	#107
Miburo Guest Posts: n/a	Re: I promised you lulz. You're right. Let me add that shit. Edit: Okay, fixed. = )

10-24-2008, 04:30 AM	#108
Ero //Sin\\ Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 1,502 Thanks: 97 Thanked 233 Times in 108 Posts	Re: I promised you lulz. Despite disapproval of beating dead horses, i must say, Well played. [Sorry FG, but it's funny.] Last edited by Ero; 10-24-2008 at 05:03 AM. Reason: That was mean =]

10-24-2008, 05:05 AM	#110
Ero //Sin\\ Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 1,502 Thanks: 97 Thanked 233 Times in 108 Posts	Re: I promised you lulz. HOLY SHIT, i didn't see psycho mantis. lmao, awesome.

10-24-2008, 05:24 AM	#111
Jaxon Groovy. Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,393 Thanks: 3,601 Thanked 12,494 Times in 3,671 Posts	Re: I promised you lulz. Congraturations for coming back and not being a total pussy, Fresh =] And I'm lol'ing at your seemingly MacGuyver approach to masturbatory aids XD

10-24-2008, 11:08 AM	#112
balmung5000 cpas Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,123 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4,878 Times in 1,982 Posts	Re: I promised you lulz. ok so lets back up a second you were smart enough to make a vibrator but dumb enough not to think that while sticking a glass tube that shakes around by shitty hand make quality might break o man imagine if you were toying your ass and that shit shattered lulz also you mentioned that you had hoped to show some girl that you made a vibrator would you expect her to get all giddy that you toy your ass or were you thinking she was gonna shove your ass stick into her puss cause thats just gross also when you used the plunger did you wrap that up with a condom you you just raw dogged it and do you still own the plunger ugh so many unanswered questions

10-24-2008, 11:48 AM	#113
Sevi Toothpick Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Here and there. Age: 19 Posts: 553 Thanks: 407 Thanked 60 Times in 26 Posts	Re: I promised you lulz. ^ I lol'd Plastic or wood? Ouch, splinters up the butt....

10-24-2008, 12:44 PM	#114
kluang One Punch Man Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,420 Thanks: 3,186 Thanked 4,670 Times in 2,102 Posts	Re: I promised you lulz. First welcome back Jaxon, the manly man whose like a coffee with a touch of cream and two sugars. __________________ To err is human, to forgive, divine. Humans aren't machines... they have souls, feelings. They live, they die, they love, they hate... And yes, they even make mistakes..... When kluang finds you creepy and wrong then you are beyond horrible. He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Being Malaysian is about driving in a German car to an Indian restaurant for an Indonesian food, then travelling home, grabbing a Pakistani kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. Because we have no originality.

10-24-2008, 12:49 PM	#115
OG [잊지 말아요] Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 25 Posts: 7,624 Thanks: 2,234 Thanked 4,188 Times in 1,817 Posts	Re: I promised you lulz. he said "smooth glossy handle" so i think it was plastic __________________

10-24-2008, 03:27 PM	#118
Miburo Guest Posts: n/a	Re: I promised you lulz. I've never heard the term "raw doggied" before. That's awesome.

10-24-2008, 06:02 PM	#119
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10-26-2008, 10:37 PM	#120
Tsuna ♪S♥NE~소녀시대♪♪ Join Date: Jun 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 4,221 Thanks: 193 Thanked 2,472 Times in 1,140 Posts	Re: I promised you lulz. I don't even know why I'm surprised anymore. xD

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