uchiha-anwar

It was a cold day when the wanderer who was know as "uchiha anti-war" decided to leave Jiraiya village as it was ruined as ppl there also left if and the few who staid remained silent cuz they learned there lesson so dame good from "s.snake" who was in charge of punishing them for been heretics and for they disregard of the justice league rules.

The wanderer heard that some of the villagers was thrown into the prison as some of them sent him letters asking for help or a reason for why they are thrown into prison..but the wanderer didn't gave them much attention as they were foolish.

The wanderer collected what left of his stuff and left the village without return or regret and decided to proceed his journey..
Covered with cold..the wanderer walked through the snow storm hoping for another village which he can find some shelter and food within it..he saw a signboard ,he came closer to read it "Welcome to 'chit chat' village..the village of All people" ..the name sounds friendly..so he decided to go and see how these village look from the inside.

The 1st thing he saw is a museum which contain which contain a large number of portraits for lots of ppl in the whole country..he also saw some good projects but villagers was so lazy..they stoped working from a long time ago..every thing covered with spider webs and dust..but other than that it seemed like a quiet and peaceful village..so he decided to make some new project to make ppl get out of there lazy state..
His projects worked for a while but at the end the villagers returned to there lazy state and some of them left to other villages..the wanderer decided to do the same thing..the storm seemed better than staying in these boring village..so he gathered his stuff and left.

As the wanderer was walking slowly to his other unknown destination..he started to bring back old memories when he 1st came to the whole country which he went straight to the "mangaka" village..he liked it there so much..he spent there the longest part of his life..until lots of ppl knew about it and came with a huge numbers and started to fell the village with corrupted theories and ideas that shoveled all what was good in that village..
the royal villagers of mangaka demanded to throw out those ppl from the village but the justice league refused that demand cuz those ppl didn't broke the rules to be punished.
These is were the wanderer started to wander the lands searching for a village that worth to be called his new home..

The wanderer entered every village in the country but they was just like the previous ones..until there was only one village remained..


But the wanderer had no other choice..he had to enter the wicked village of the damned as it was his last hope in these country.
He noticed lots of top rated and famous demons in his way through the village.
the 1st one he saw was "s.snake" him self..the leader of the revolution army that even the higher ups fears him.
and then he saw lots of others.
The bloody kid
Boomerang
Gee
OGee
Uchiha-tai-kwan-do
Uchiha-toshiba
Uchiha-kinky
Jax
creamshow
Freakcheese
And lots more..
He noticed that lots of those guys are funny..so he started talken to them..they didn't notice him talken for a while cuz they were feasting on there fellow's body "freakchesse" until suddenly the wanderer said something stupid that got there attention and it all begun.

Boomerang: "Who is these human?what is he doing in the demons land?

Jax: "I don't know."

Boomerang:"I say we feast on his FLESHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSH"

Creamshow:"YEEEEES...YEEEEEES"

Boomerang ran and made an announcement about the new flesh that they found and invited more to come.

A large number of demons gathered to get a peace of that human stranger.

But the wanderer kept dodging there attacks..he toke a few bits but they didn't affect him.

Suddenly.."s.snake" came from the shadows asking for explanation: "what's going on here?"

Boomerang: "we found a new FLESHSHSHSH"

s.snake: "Do u think that the justice league will leave u eat him?"

Jax: "according to the rules..any human who enters spamoroize can be eaten"

s.snake : "correct..but finish the other part of the rule"

Jax: "um..If he ignored the warning"

s.snake: "Did u gave him the leaving warning? "

Boomerang: "N..not yet"

s.snake : "then u can't eat him yet..now go away"

"yesssss..sir..(salute) "..and they left after they gave the wanderer a warning of leaving the village or they will eat him in the 1st chance they get..

s.snake looked at the wanderer and told him: "what foolishness that brought a human into the land of the demons?"

Uchiha anti-war: "I thought that humans and demons can live together in peace"

s.snake: "And what gave u that foolish idea?"

uchiha anti-war: "I looked at u and i saw that u are a human like me..and yet u were not just able to leave with them..but also leading them"

s.snake: "yes..but am different from you..I fought throw many wars and battles..I leaded an army of just 12 warrior and won against the whole 300,000 solders of the justice league and defeated them including the justice league heros them selves..I've never lost a war before..so what have u achieved?"

Uchiha anti-war: "not much..but i thought if i tried i could be li.."

S.snake : " YOU..will never be like me..i've been born like these..a hero among heros..Its not some thing that u can achieve with hard work."

Uchiha anti-war: "then what should i do?..these is the only place left for me to stay..if i left these place i don't know were else should i go..and am sick of wandering..I want some stability..i want to...i want to be accepted here"

s.snake felt sorry for the wanderer as he looked very sad so he told him : "look..ppl wont accept u if u foolishly tried to dig ur way between them by force..specially when u keep saying nothing but foolishness..u have to do some activities that will make them admire u..you once told a story that many ppl liked including me..so why dont u be a story teller..its a nice thing to do in ur recent position"

uchiha anti-war: "you....you think?"

s.snake: "yes..and maybe some day ppl will accept ur existence here."

And from then..the wanderer started to date the events and make them as a legendary stories hoping that some day he will find his new home in these dark lands"

balmung5000

thsi si stupid
your a n00b
GTFO of my spam zone

uchiha-anwar

Ur spam zone?? ROFL..STFU and GTFO of my thread.

balmung5000

"your thread" is in
my spam zone
so when you GTFO out of my spam zone
ill never post in your threads
you n00b

Babyface BK

That story was actually pretty good, the spelling and grammatical errors make it lulzy.

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balmung5000

all i read was the
peoples names

MUF and kluang
have already done this
get some new material


i NEVER support n00bz

uchiha-anwar

what..other ppl have done these?I did not know that.
will it work if i showed my drawing skillz?

Jaxon

Drawing skillz could yet extract a few laughs from this, yes.

Shikamaru

yup, flyer than a mutha fucka

Miburo

Who's creamshow?

Also, I kind of like the idea of having a spam zone bard, that doesn't know english very well, telling tales of our manly adventures. And I second the picture idea as well. ; )

Needed moar plunger though.

balmung5000

creamshow is grimmjow

like i said
MUF or kluang
were WAYYYYY better at this

Miburo

MUF? Yes. Kluang? I dunno.

balmung5000

kluang has had his follies
but he is def better then
this n00b

Miburo

I dunno. I think this dude is Kluang's RIVAL!

uchiha-anwar

Don't mind bal's opinion on me cuz he dont like me for unknown reasons.