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Old 10-27-2008, 12:07 PM   #16
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Re: how much does a goat weigh?

Jesus Christ.
I'm afraid to ask why lulz.
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Re: how much does a goat weigh?

The local butchers do 3lbs of goat meat for 50 dollars, so he wants to know how much a whole one weighs on average, so that way he can calculate and buy the whole thing. This prevents him from asking the butchers himself and embaressing himself when he only has 10 dollars in the first place, which would probably only get him one of the goats balls. As for why he needs the whole thing, well that's quite simple. He wants to make an amatuer porn movie with the goat for his "school project".
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Old 10-27-2008, 03:01 PM   #18
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Re: how much does a goat weigh?

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The local butchers do 3lbs of goat meat for 50 dollars, so he wants to know how much a whole one weighs on average, so that way he can calculate and buy the whole thing. This prevents him from asking the butchers himself and embaressing himself when he only has 10 dollars in the first place, which would probably only get him one of the goats balls. As for why he needs the whole thing, well that's quite simple. He wants to make an amatuer porn movie with the goat for his "school project".


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Old 10-27-2008, 04:28 PM   #19
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Over 9000 pounds.
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Seriously, what is up with nubs taking memes and then posting them at useless times in order to act like they are cool because they know the internet. Two retarded copypastas and now this! This is getting out of hand.
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Re: how much does a goat weigh?

^ i was expecting something political
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