Originally Posted by Jaxon

Here's why girls shouldn't cheat on boys. I used to have a girlfriend, for argument's sake, let's call her Emily. Now, Emily was a quiet, unassuming sort of girl. She liked most of the things I did, she found me funny, but couldn't quite grasp my lulzy sense of humour sometimes. We were doing really well, until about 2 months in, when I started seeing her less and less. And this one time, I was really fucking bored, right, so I'm in town, and I feel like picking up some shit like comic books or whatever, I dunno. Now, on the way is a Starbucks. It's got like a glass wall or some shit, right, so you can see pretty much everyone in there. And there's my girl, sitting with this other guy. Now, yeah, I'm kind of taken aback, but not too bothered or really that surprised, because I'm a detached kind of guy when it comes to this sort of thing, even when I quite like a girl. But still. But yeah, I'm looking at the two of them, and I see this guy has his arm around her, but he's like, holding a knife to her side, under the table. I look up, and whoah, she looks shit scared. So, like the motherfucking justice that I am, I go in there, and I do it carefully. She sees me, and she's like, trying to shake her head, because she doesn't want any kind of shit going down, but he notices, then he notices me, and I'm just standing in front of their table. I'm still like, what the fuck, what's he trying to pull, and then he jerks his hand. She's just staring at me, she's gone white. And he looks at me, like he's just as shocked at what he's done than the girl who's bleeding on his jacket. I had to do something, so I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, nah, forget it, yo holmes, to bel-air. I pulled up to a house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo holmes, smell you later!". Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

Originally Posted by Ninja48

I want to ban you. Forever.

Originally Posted by Uchiha1412Toshi

Ditto.

Originally Posted by Miburo

Whoops gais, mai finger slipped and I accidentally clicked teh ban button. >.<

Originally Posted by Miburo

Whoops gais, mai finger slipped and I accidentally clicked teh ban button. >.<

Originally Posted by Jupitar's Tit

Are all the members here this retarded?

Originally Posted by zer0systm

no.....just you by the looks of things.....so who's dupe account are you.....

Originally Posted by Miburo

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