A word to the wise - Page 3

Babyface BK · 11-16-2008, 11:21 AM

That wedding would be awesome to attend granted I get an invite

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FG - You should totally confess your plunger incident at your graduation, then tell GWB how to make a vibrator out of a PS2 controller.

Also representing your uni after you've left is stupid. Why not get a ring for high school, elementary school and shit while you're at it. You'll always be learning in life, that maybe the final "school" but it's not where you finish learning life lessons, or just general things. Hell even after you graduate you'll be learning a lot of good things from us here on NL. Wedding, engagement and rings as presents are the only ones worth paying for.

zer0systm · 11-16-2008, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freshgrease

Well I'm sure you are well acquainted with "Aggie jokes", then. You should also know that we aggies tell aggie jokes to make fun of our uni. Which is why Im not afraid to make fun of myself for being fat, a virgin, or taking a plunger up the ass.

.......wow.......you must be in a spiraling world of depression........i suppose if no1 else is gunna put a ring on that finger you may as well......

kluang · 11-17-2008, 03:53 AM

We need NL rings!!!!

zer0systm · 11-17-2008, 04:10 AM

Maybe FG can hook us up.... he's in the know with all the bling dealers......but they might come with lil plungers inscribed on them......just wonderin FG why did you waste time going go 2 uni and not skip the bull$hit and become a plumber.....

ShinobiKnight · 11-17-2008, 05:59 PM

zero: Stop jumping on the bandwagon.

balmung5000 · 11-17-2008, 06:17 PM

how did i NOT
see this thread before
mal- im going to the wedding
and porkin tab before you do =)

jaxy of course FG plunger
jokes will NEVER wil get old

mashed <333333

big spoon <333333333333333333333333333333333333333 3333333333333333333333333333333333333333 3333333333333333333333333333333333333333 3333333333333333333333333333333333333333 33333333333333333

zer0systm · 11-17-2008, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShinobiKnight

zero: Stop jumping on the bandwagon.

can't be helped really....shits too good to pass up.....but im over it now i've had my laugh

**Mal** · 11-17-2008, 06:24 PM

Ok Ball. We'll be posting somewhere on here when we finally have a date set. We'll make room for as many people who want to come (and can afford the flight / make the drive) as we can. Won't be first come, first served, it'll be priority based.

11-17-2008, 06:50 PM

The manly guys with eyepatches get first dibs on any of Tab's hot sisters/cousins, right? Right.

**Mal** · 11-17-2008, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miburo

The manly guys with eyepatches get first dibs on any of Tab's hot sisters/cousins, right? Right.

She has an identical twin, actually.

11-17-2008, 06:58 PM

That's the greatest news I've read, ever. Holy shit, awesome!

I'm definitely thinking about inviting myself to your wedding nao. = )

**Mal** · 11-17-2008, 07:00 PM

Tab and I recently learned something about her, but I don't know if Tab wants me telling people. Regardless, she's taken, so you'll have to be extra manly.

11-17-2008, 07:01 PM

She doesn't have a penis, does she? I hate when that happens. = /

Oh, and no problem on the extra manliness.

**Mal** · 11-17-2008, 07:02 PM

Ask Tab, but I'm sure you'll love it if she decides to tell you. :P

Trey · 11-17-2008, 07:05 PM

She's probably bi, or homosexual, given the context clues. Which is pretty cool.

Also; marriage? Cool shit, man. I still have a decade or so of livin' to do before I contemplate putting the prison band on my left ring finger.

11-16-2008, 11:21 AM	#31
Babyface BK <3===BK Join Date: Mar 1988 Location: With My Babeh Age: 25 Posts: 2,245 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1,856 Times in 844 Posts	Re: A word to the wise That wedding would be awesome to attend granted I get an invite . FG - You should totally confess your plunger incident at your graduation, then tell GWB how to make a vibrator out of a PS2 controller. Also representing your uni after you've left is stupid. Why not get a ring for high school, elementary school and shit while you're at it. You'll always be learning in life, that maybe the final "school" but it's not where you finish learning life lessons, or just general things. Hell even after you graduate you'll be learning a lot of good things from us here on NL. Wedding, engagement and rings as presents are the only ones worth paying for. __________________ "The road to success is always under construction. "

11-17-2008, 03:53 AM	#33
kluang One Punch Man Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,418 Thanks: 3,186 Thanked 4,658 Times in 2,099 Posts	Re: A word to the wise We need NL rings!!!! __________________ To err is human, to forgive, divine. Humans aren't machines... they have souls, feelings. They live, they die, they love, they hate... And yes, they even make mistakes..... When kluang finds you creepy and wrong then you are beyond horrible. He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Being Malaysian is about driving in a German car to an Indian restaurant for an Indonesian food, then travelling home, grabbing a Pakistani kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. Because we have no originality.

11-17-2008, 04:10 AM	#34
zer0systm Antagonist Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: West. Australia Age: 24 Posts: 1,012 Thanks: 4,259 Thanked 8,041 Times in 2,867 Posts	Re: A word to the wise Maybe FG can hook us up.... he's in the know with all the bling dealers......but they might come with lil plungers inscribed on them......just wonderin FG why did you waste time going go 2 uni and not skip the bull$hit and become a plumber..... __________________ Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

11-17-2008, 05:59 PM	#35
ShinobiKnight Silberner Held Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Andorra Age: 20 Posts: 1,914 Thanks: 473 Thanked 84 Times in 56 Posts	Re: A word to the wise zero: Stop jumping on the bandwagon. __________________

11-17-2008, 06:17 PM	#36
balmung5000 cpas Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,123 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4,878 Times in 1,982 Posts	Re: A word to the wise how did i NOT see this thread before mal- im going to the wedding and porkin tab before you do =) jaxy of course FG plunger jokes will NEVER wil get old mashed <333333 big spoon <333333333333333333333333333333333333333 3333333333333333333333333333333333333333 3333333333333333333333333333333333333333 3333333333333333333333333333333333333333 33333333333333333

11-17-2008, 06:24 PM	#38
Mal Scotch Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,098 Thanks: 12,844 Thanked 10,811 Times in 3,836 Posts	Re: A word to the wise Ok Ball. We'll be posting somewhere on here when we finally have a date set. We'll make room for as many people who want to come (and can afford the flight / make the drive) as we can. Won't be first come, first served, it'll be priority based.

11-17-2008, 06:50 PM	#39
Miburo Guest Posts: n/a	Re: A word to the wise The manly guys with eyepatches get first dibs on any of Tab's hot sisters/cousins, right? Right.

11-17-2008, 06:58 PM	#41
Miburo Guest Posts: n/a	Re: A word to the wise That's the greatest news I've read, ever. Holy shit, awesome! I'm definitely thinking about inviting myself to your wedding nao. = )

11-17-2008, 07:00 PM	#42
Mal Scotch Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,098 Thanks: 12,844 Thanked 10,811 Times in 3,836 Posts	Re: A word to the wise Tab and I recently learned something about her, but I don't know if Tab wants me telling people. Regardless, she's taken, so you'll have to be extra manly.

11-17-2008, 07:01 PM	#43
Miburo Guest Posts: n/a	Re: A word to the wise She doesn't have a penis, does she? I hate when that happens. = / Oh, and no problem on the extra manliness.

11-17-2008, 07:02 PM	#44
Mal Scotch Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,098 Thanks: 12,844 Thanked 10,811 Times in 3,836 Posts	Re: A word to the wise Ask Tab, but I'm sure you'll love it if she decides to tell you. :P

11-17-2008, 07:05 PM	#45
Trey Legendary Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 2,251 Thanks: 139 Thanked 538 Times in 300 Posts	Re: A word to the wise She's probably bi, or homosexual, given the context clues. Which is pretty cool. Also; marriage? Cool shit, man. I still have a decade or so of livin' to do before I contemplate putting the prison band on my left ring finger.

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