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Old 09-07-2009, 04:05 PM   #6346
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

Deoderant can + lighter. Gogogo.
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Old 09-07-2009, 04:48 PM   #6347
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

Alright. I knew it was retarded as fuck beforehand to fuck with a wasp nest, but holy shit. That was retarded as fuck.

My brother and I each had a tennis racket, he had the wasp and hornet spray shit, and I had carb cleaner and a lighter. I was trying to flamethrower them, but the nest was a bit too high up for it to reach. But as I'm trying to fucking burninate them, my brother decides it would be lulzy to just THROW A FUCKING ROCK AT THEM WHILE SCREAMING "TO BATTLE!" And it was.

But I was standing right underneath the nest when he did it. Luckily, he only nicked the thing, but he hit is hard enough to tear a chunk out of the side. Causing it to rain angry wasps down everywhere. I jump outta the way, but I think there are wasps on my shirt so I tear that shit off. Now I'm standing there, fucking shirtless, with just a tennis racket.

Right about this time wasps are fucking pouring out everywhere, and I realize that my brother's initial estimate of around 3000 wasps might have been a bit off. And by that, I mean he probably fucking low-balled that shit, hard. So I decide that wasp spray isn't that cowardly after all.

I yell "HOLY SHIT, SPRAY THOSE MOTHER FUCKERS!" My brother runs up and unleashes the fury. They're dropping like...fucking dead wasps. Shit insta-kills them, it seems. The tides of battle seem to be turning in our favor. But suddenly by brother starts screaming "They're in my shirt!! AWHAAAHH!," drops the spray, and runs around like a woman. I run up and take the spray and keep spraying. They're buzzing everywhere. I'm swinging the racket, the sounds of wasp bodies echo in my ears as they bounce off my weapon. I then look down and see like 20 wasps all over my fucking jeans.

Their nest is soaked in wasp spray. They're done for. No need to waste my time with the peons. That's how I rationalize fucking cheezing it out of there, tearing my pants off, and jumping through my front door with just my boxers on. I get in there and my brother is sitting there shirtless with little welts all over his back and stomach. We both heartily lol like pirates. Man, that was stupid. I'm just surprised as fuck that I didn't get stung once that entire time. Awesome.
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Old 09-07-2009, 04:52 PM   #6348
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Once again, man triumphs over the hive!
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Old 09-07-2009, 04:54 PM   #6349
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

so you were almost nekkid.

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Old 09-07-2009, 05:25 PM   #6350
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

i agree
i'm impressed
i never would have done that
i'm deathly afraid of any and all bugs
and my entire family is allergic to stings, so i just assumed i was too
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Old 09-07-2009, 09:32 PM   #6351
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1YT37f91As
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Old 09-07-2009, 11:40 PM   #6352
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Tzu <3
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Old 09-07-2009, 11:51 PM   #6353
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nekkid freedom <3
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Old 09-07-2009, 11:54 PM   #6354
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

^...can I see? ;_;
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Old 09-07-2009, 11:57 PM   #6355
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sorry no webcam.

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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

...;] Say please a little, and pout when you do it.

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pleasseee
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This is where you would insert molestation---------->[ mmmmmacy ]
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thats not what i wanted O=

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Sorry your hawtness distracted me again.

What was it that you wanted? >_>
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