The Longest Thread Ever v28 - Page 462

Tabris · 10-07-2009, 02:14 PM

At camp i had to take care of a girl who had a partial glass eye, not the whole thing, it sat ontop of her real eye ball
sometimes it would fall out.... i just couldn't handle it

she was also mentally handicapped....

i have a phobia
a phobia of mentally retarded people

... i feel so bad... but... it was a terrifying week

Jaxon · 10-07-2009, 02:18 PM

You have a phobia of retards. What the hell Tabs.

**Mal** · 10-07-2009, 02:33 PM

Retards are awkward to be around.

Tabris · 10-07-2009, 02:33 PM

I don't mean to!
I really don't! i just
I'm terrified ok!

and spiders/insects i can't handle them either

balmung5000 · 10-07-2009, 02:38 PM

I LOL @ TARDS

THEN THEY START LAUGHING TOO

cpas

**Miburo** · 10-07-2009, 04:25 PM

My uncle sold some of his furniture to some family and I was helping him deliver it over there last weekend, and they had retards. After I lifted this massive china case thinger into their house one of them came up to me and got seriously face to face with me. I could feel his buckteeth touching my beard hair.

So I say "Hey there" and step back a bit because it was weird, and he had a drool bib on so I definitely didn't want him near me anyway. Then he throws me a thumbs up that comes inches from my face and smiles. I fucking LOLED and he just kept up the nice guy pose for a good minute or so. It was awesome.

Oh, and a few years ago my brother and I were going into some store or some shit and he held the door open for some chick that was behind us. There was a tard right behind the chick that came up from behind and hugged my brother from the side. My brother thought it must be someone that he knew or some shit, so he just hugged him back. The retard's parents or whatever where standing behind and smiling. Then the retard lets go and my brother looks at him and screams "HOLY SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK!?" and runs inside. I couldn't help but LOL pretty hard then too.

LonelyNinja · 10-07-2009, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miburo

Then the retard lets go and my brother looks at him and screams "HOLY SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK!?" and runs inside. I couldn't help but LOL pretty hard then too.

I was amused.

SpaceMarine · 10-07-2009, 05:06 PM

We have a tard in our platoon. His name is Rainey. He has a lazy eye as well so our Gunny gives him shit about it too. And since he is from Mississippi.....it just makes it better. His new quote of the month is DON'T TALK TO MEH! AFter getting OC sprayed. Laughs for everyone. Don't get OC sprayed.

Jaxon · 10-07-2009, 05:25 PM

I see recruiting standards are higher than ever.

**Miburo** · 10-07-2009, 06:23 PM

"Cover me!"

"DUUUURRRR CAN I HAZ CHEESEBURGER?"

"...fuck."

Jaxon · 10-07-2009, 06:59 PM

It's a fact that all mentally handicapped people love LOLcats.

People with brains know it as Caturday.

balmung5000 · 10-07-2009, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jaxon

It's a fact that all mentally handicapped people love LOLcats.

People with brains know it as Caturday.

THIS STATMENT IS PROVEN
BY THIS EVIDENCE

cpas

Tabris · 10-07-2009, 10:41 PM

lol, ok so i don't feel so bad about my phobia any more <3

zer0systm · 10-08-2009, 05:31 AM

Retards are fucking annoying, family friend of ours has a retarded daughter, and everytime we go round there she's all liek "HURRPA DURPA ARRGGHRAAAAA" bits of apple all over the place merged with chunks of peanut butter, there's fucking drool on just about any piece of furniture you come into contact with and she tries to get all up close and personel, it's cool though, we've known them that long that when she comes over i just tell her to fuck off because they know how annoying she can get.

***Demi-God*** · 10-10-2009, 01:15 PM

What's happening?

10-07-2009, 02:14 PM	#6916
Tabris Sexy Lady Join Date: May 2005 Location: in a box, out side your house, with binoculars. Posts: 778 Thanks: 5,590 Thanked 4,314 Times in 1,962 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 At camp i had to take care of a girl who had a partial glass eye, not the whole thing, it sat ontop of her real eye ball sometimes it would fall out.... i just couldn't handle it she was also mentally handicapped.... i have a phobia a phobia of mentally retarded people ... i feel so bad... but... it was a terrifying week __________________ C&H FTW official co-owner of the digimon fan club!

10-07-2009, 02:18 PM	#6917
Jaxon Groovy. Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,397 Thanks: 3,608 Thanked 12,545 Times in 3,693 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 You have a phobia of retards. What the hell Tabs.

10-07-2009, 02:33 PM	#6918
Mal Scotch Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,112 Thanks: 12,947 Thanked 10,883 Times in 3,862 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Retards are awkward to be around.

10-07-2009, 02:33 PM	#6919
Tabris Sexy Lady Join Date: May 2005 Location: in a box, out side your house, with binoculars. Posts: 778 Thanks: 5,590 Thanked 4,314 Times in 1,962 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 I don't mean to! I really don't! i just I'm terrified ok! and spiders/insects i can't handle them either __________________ C&H FTW official co-owner of the digimon fan club!

10-07-2009, 02:38 PM	#6920
balmung5000 cpas Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,123 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4,878 Times in 1,982 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 I LOL @ TARDS THEN THEY START LAUGHING TOO cpas

10-07-2009, 04:25 PM	#6921
Miburo Deos Fortioribus Adesse Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Valhalla Posts: 3,543 Thanks: 34,417 Thanked 17,643 Times in 5,442 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 My uncle sold some of his furniture to some family and I was helping him deliver it over there last weekend, and they had retards. After I lifted this massive china case thinger into their house one of them came up to me and got seriously face to face with me. I could feel his buckteeth touching my beard hair. So I say "Hey there" and step back a bit because it was weird, and he had a drool bib on so I definitely didn't want him near me anyway. Then he throws me a thumbs up that comes inches from my face and smiles. I fucking LOLED and he just kept up the nice guy pose for a good minute or so. It was awesome. Oh, and a few years ago my brother and I were going into some store or some shit and he held the door open for some chick that was behind us. There was a tard right behind the chick that came up from behind and hugged my brother from the side. My brother thought it must be someone that he knew or some shit, so he just hugged him back. The retard's parents or whatever where standing behind and smiling. Then the retard lets go and my brother looks at him and screams "HOLY SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK!?" and runs inside. I couldn't help but LOL pretty hard then too.

10-07-2009, 05:06 PM	#6923
SpaceMarine Show me your Fury Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: On the battlefield...really. Age: 23 Posts: 259 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 We have a tard in our platoon. His name is Rainey. He has a lazy eye as well so our Gunny gives him shit about it too. And since he is from Mississippi.....it just makes it better. His new quote of the month is DON'T TALK TO MEH! AFter getting OC sprayed. Laughs for everyone. Don't get OC sprayed. __________________ Proud Member Good to Go Member...Stand the fuck by...

10-07-2009, 05:25 PM	#6924
Jaxon Groovy. Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,397 Thanks: 3,608 Thanked 12,545 Times in 3,693 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 I see recruiting standards are higher than ever.

10-07-2009, 06:23 PM	#6925
Miburo Deos Fortioribus Adesse Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Valhalla Posts: 3,543 Thanks: 34,417 Thanked 17,643 Times in 5,442 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 "Cover me!" "DUUUURRRR CAN I HAZ CHEESEBURGER?" "...fuck."

10-07-2009, 06:59 PM	#6926
Jaxon Groovy. Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,397 Thanks: 3,608 Thanked 12,545 Times in 3,693 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 It's a fact that all mentally handicapped people love LOLcats. People with brains know it as Caturday.

10-07-2009, 10:41 PM	#6928
Tabris Sexy Lady Join Date: May 2005 Location: in a box, out side your house, with binoculars. Posts: 778 Thanks: 5,590 Thanked 4,314 Times in 1,962 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 lol, ok so i don't feel so bad about my phobia any more <3 __________________ C&H FTW official co-owner of the digimon fan club!

10-08-2009, 05:31 AM	#6929
zer0systm Antagonist Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: West. Australia Age: 24 Posts: 1,012 Thanks: 4,263 Thanked 8,045 Times in 2,868 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Retards are fucking annoying, family friend of ours has a retarded daughter, and everytime we go round there she's all liek "HURRPA DURPA ARRGGHRAAAAA" bits of apple all over the place merged with chunks of peanut butter, there's fucking drool on just about any piece of furniture you come into contact with and she tries to get all up close and personel, it's cool though, we've known them that long that when she comes over i just tell her to fuck off because they know how annoying she can get. __________________ Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

10-10-2009, 01:15 PM	#6930
*Demi-God* BEST Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,263 Thanks: 2,822 Thanked 6,878 Times in 2,444 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 What's happening?

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