The Longest Thread Ever v28 - Page 498

Vanity · 11-08-2009, 04:23 PM

Wait...women can't be gay? <_<

Inuzuka_Riyo · 11-08-2009, 05:12 PM

I thought he was kinda being generic that it's something gay guys would drive 0_o

**Miburo** · 11-08-2009, 09:58 PM

So I'm playing Dragon Age, right. I'm a human noble, because I'm not going to be some pussy mage or some pussy elf or some midget dwarf (Those guys have badass beards though, so they're alright).

Anyway, I've got a bunch of dudes and chicks that hang out with me because I kick all sorts of ass, and this one chick totally wants my dude's balls. Actually, they all do, but I'm talking to one near the campfire. And she's all like "The stars are out tonight..." Obviously trying to coax my dude into some gay romantic dialog.

And I have my dude respond by saying "So? Go help make supper."

It was awesome.

LonelyNinja · 11-08-2009, 09:59 PM

I want to play Dragon Age: Origins for the 360, but I'm not sure if I'd like the game play. How does it work?

**Miburo** · 11-08-2009, 10:01 PM

Uhh, have you ever played Knights of the Old Republic for xbox? It's pretty much like that.

LonelyNinja · 11-08-2009, 10:07 PM

Fucking awesome. I'm going to get it, then. After Modern Warfare 2. And Left 4 Dead 2.

The Madness · 11-08-2009, 11:48 PM

I've been playing my Human Noble, Rogue-Ranger.

Shit's so fucking cash.

I run around with a flaming sword and a lightning sword smashing Darkspawn's faces into oblivion and when I'm in need of assistance I summon a fucking bear to fight with me.

Not to mention I have some hawt as ballz witch who is always slobbering my pole, and my warhound "Destroyer" and a big golem monster to watch my back.

**Miburo** · 11-09-2009, 12:43 AM

Fuck yeah! I picked warrior so I could use fucking massive battle axes and shit. But the rouge specializations are cool as fuck. Ranger, assassin, and duelist are all pretty manly. And it would be useful to be able to pick your own locks so you don't have to bring that church bitch or the bisexual elf guy with you to pick locks for you. I like champion though, since it represents my manly fearless inspirational hero self pretty well.

Also, human beginning story is awesome. You go meet some hero warden, who is all like "fuck yeah, you're awesome." Then you get sent to do some bitch work messenger boy shit. Then as you're off to do that this dude comes up and is like "yo, your fucking WAR DOG is pissing some old bitch off" so you go and watch your dog eat some massive rats. Then you got meet your mom's friend, and her elf slave totally wants your cock. So you go talk to her, and all you have to say is "Yo, bitch, bang me" and she's all like "I'll come to your room tonight, if it pleases you." So you're all like "Okay, whatever bitch." Then you go meet your brother, where you both mock his retarded son. Then you go bang the elf slave. Then she gets shot in the face by some soldiers of some asshole who betrayed your family. Then you fuck some people up, grab your family's sword, fuck some more people up, then leave your parents to be slaughtered so you can go save the world from some fucking demons or some shit, while eventually extracting revenge (hopefully).

Pretty badass.

Oh yeah, spoilers.

The Madness · 11-09-2009, 12:52 AM

Maiden in Black + Morrigan = atmosphere penetrating boner.

kluang · 11-09-2009, 06:10 AM

Ello mai pren!!!

damn I need to upgrade my pc

*Sakura* · 11-09-2009, 11:30 AM

you need to upgrade your brain >___>;

Vanity · 11-09-2009, 12:54 PM

Don't hate on the foreigner

Jaxon · 11-09-2009, 01:16 PM

Mimi hates on everyone. She's just a hater <3

balmung5000 · 11-09-2009, 01:23 PM

SHES "EVIL"

AND BY EVIL
I MEAN REALLY NICE

cpas

Vanity · 11-09-2009, 01:48 PM

Oooooh man I remember when she and Lily used to go at it. -sniffle- good times

11-08-2009, 04:23 PM	#7456
Vanity Succumb Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 976 Thanks: 3,432 Thanked 5,983 Times in 2,238 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Wait...women can't be gay? <_< __________________ My nerves are bad to-night. Yes, bad. Stay with me. Speak to me. Why do you never speak? Speak. What are you thinking of? What thinking? What? I never know what you are thinking. Think.

11-08-2009, 09:58 PM	#7458
Miburo Deos Fortioribus Adesse Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Valhalla Posts: 3,543 Thanks: 34,417 Thanked 17,643 Times in 5,442 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 So I'm playing Dragon Age, right. I'm a human noble, because I'm not going to be some pussy mage or some pussy elf or some midget dwarf (Those guys have badass beards though, so they're alright). Anyway, I've got a bunch of dudes and chicks that hang out with me because I kick all sorts of ass, and this one chick totally wants my dude's balls. Actually, they all do, but I'm talking to one near the campfire. And she's all like "The stars are out tonight..." Obviously trying to coax my dude into some gay romantic dialog. And I have my dude respond by saying "So? Go help make supper." It was awesome.

11-08-2009, 09:59 PM	#7459
LonelyNinja Fight On, Fight Hard Join Date: May 2009 Location: Fistopia Age: 21 Posts: 386 Thanks: 110 Thanked 4,192 Times in 1,432 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 I want to play Dragon Age: Origins for the 360, but I'm not sure if I'd like the game play. How does it work? __________________

11-08-2009, 10:01 PM	#7460
Miburo Deos Fortioribus Adesse Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Valhalla Posts: 3,543 Thanks: 34,417 Thanked 17,643 Times in 5,442 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Uhh, have you ever played Knights of the Old Republic for xbox? It's pretty much like that.

11-08-2009, 10:07 PM	#7461
LonelyNinja Fight On, Fight Hard Join Date: May 2009 Location: Fistopia Age: 21 Posts: 386 Thanks: 110 Thanked 4,192 Times in 1,432 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Fucking awesome. I'm going to get it, then. After Modern Warfare 2. And Left 4 Dead 2. __________________

11-08-2009, 11:48 PM	#7462
The Madness Passion Rules Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: MA, US Age: 24 Posts: 1,102 Thanks: 2,546 Thanked 4,641 Times in 1,768 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 I've been playing my Human Noble, Rogue-Ranger. Shit's so fucking cash. I run around with a flaming sword and a lightning sword smashing Darkspawn's faces into oblivion and when I'm in need of assistance I summon a fucking bear to fight with me. Not to mention I have some hawt as ballz witch who is always slobbering my pole, and my warhound "Destroyer" and a big golem monster to watch my back.

11-09-2009, 12:43 AM	#7463
Miburo Deos Fortioribus Adesse Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Valhalla Posts: 3,543 Thanks: 34,417 Thanked 17,643 Times in 5,442 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Fuck yeah! I picked warrior so I could use fucking massive battle axes and shit. But the rouge specializations are cool as fuck. Ranger, assassin, and duelist are all pretty manly. And it would be useful to be able to pick your own locks so you don't have to bring that church bitch or the bisexual elf guy with you to pick locks for you. I like champion though, since it represents my manly fearless inspirational hero self pretty well. Also, human beginning story is awesome. You go meet some hero warden, who is all like "fuck yeah, you're awesome." Then you get sent to do some bitch work messenger boy shit. Then as you're off to do that this dude comes up and is like "yo, your fucking WAR DOG is pissing some old bitch off" so you go and watch your dog eat some massive rats. Then you got meet your mom's friend, and her elf slave totally wants your cock. So you go talk to her, and all you have to say is "Yo, bitch, bang me" and she's all like "I'll come to your room tonight, if it pleases you." So you're all like "Okay, whatever bitch." Then you go meet your brother, where you both mock his retarded son. Then you go bang the elf slave. Then she gets shot in the face by some soldiers of some asshole who betrayed your family. Then you fuck some people up, grab your family's sword, fuck some more people up, then leave your parents to be slaughtered so you can go save the world from some fucking demons or some shit, while eventually extracting revenge (hopefully). Pretty badass. Oh yeah, spoilers.

11-09-2009, 12:52 AM	#7464
The Madness Passion Rules Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: MA, US Age: 24 Posts: 1,102 Thanks: 2,546 Thanked 4,641 Times in 1,768 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Maiden in Black + Morrigan = atmosphere penetrating boner.

11-09-2009, 06:10 AM	#7465
kluang One Punch Man Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,418 Thanks: 3,186 Thanked 4,658 Times in 2,099 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Ello mai pren!!! damn I need to upgrade my pc __________________ To err is human, to forgive, divine. Humans aren't machines... they have souls, feelings. They live, they die, they love, they hate... And yes, they even make mistakes..... When kluang finds you creepy and wrong then you are beyond horrible. He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Being Malaysian is about driving in a German car to an Indian restaurant for an Indonesian food, then travelling home, grabbing a Pakistani kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. Because we have no originality.

11-09-2009, 11:30 AM	#7466
Sakura fuckin' hawt Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 778 Thanks: 2 Thanked 39 Times in 19 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 you need to upgrade your brain >___>;

11-09-2009, 12:54 PM	#7467
Vanity Succumb Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 976 Thanks: 3,432 Thanked 5,983 Times in 2,238 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Don't hate on the foreigner __________________ My nerves are bad to-night. Yes, bad. Stay with me. Speak to me. Why do you never speak? Speak. What are you thinking of? What thinking? What? I never know what you are thinking. Think.

11-09-2009, 01:16 PM	#7468
Jaxon Groovy. Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,393 Thanks: 3,594 Thanked 12,487 Times in 3,669 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Mimi hates on everyone. She's just a hater <3

11-09-2009, 01:23 PM	#7469
balmung5000 cpas Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,123 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4,878 Times in 1,982 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 SHES "EVIL" AND BY EVIL I MEAN REALLY NICE cpas

11-09-2009, 01:48 PM	#7470
Vanity Succumb Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 976 Thanks: 3,432 Thanked 5,983 Times in 2,238 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Oooooh man I remember when she and Lily used to go at it. -sniffle- good times __________________ My nerves are bad to-night. Yes, bad. Stay with me. Speak to me. Why do you never speak? Speak. What are you thinking of? What thinking? What? I never know what you are thinking. Think.

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