The Longest Thread Ever v28 - Page 516

Tabris · 11-23-2009, 02:37 PM

I don't care what they want me to do, i will do w/e makes me happy, if that's buying both, so be it

so back to the zombie apocalypse, i think it'd be better to live at wal*mart than at someones place... or super store, we could live there, they've got more food and more house wears... actually they are like a bigger version of wal*mart.

they also have a much larger frozen food section so i could make sure to feed the men healthy meals.

balmung5000 · 11-23-2009, 03:36 PM

I REMEMBER KIM BEING VERY FAT AND UGLY

ALSO WE ARE TALKING ABOUT
A ZOMBIE APOCALAPSE AND I WAS NOT
INVITED HOW DARE YOU

ZOMBIES IN ACTUALITY ARE NOT GOIN TO
RUN AROUND OR BE SMART AT ALL
THE THING THAT MAKES ZOMBIES SOMEWHAT DIFFICULT
IS THEIR NUMBERS
THE REASON WHY ZOMBIES ARE THE WAY THEY ARE
IS DUE TO BACTERIA THAT CAUSES THE BRAIN
TO RETAIN ALL STIMULI
EXCEPT FOR THE MOST PRIMAL ONE
EATTING

THIS IS WHY ZOMBIES HUNGER FOR FLESH
ALSO THEY WOULDNT RUN OR JUMP OR CLIMB
THEY DONT HAVE THE PROPER MOTOR SKILLS
THEY CAN BARELY WALK

LIKE I SAID BEFORE THE REASON WHY ZOMBIES ARE FEARED IS DUE TO THEIR
NUMBERS NOT THEIR ABILITY AS A FOE

cpas

Darth-Nero · 11-23-2009, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tabris

@darth: your plan is much more detailed... but i admit TL

R all of it.

Will zombie apocalypse is some serious shit,You can't leave anything for chances if you wanna live to enjoy it.

Surf's up..

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tabris

if i had to kill zombies i'd like something traditional, a shot gun... an axe... a chainsaw (if i could lift it...) but mostly i just want to drive madness' truck and splatter them; I'm an old fashioned kind of girl

not enough splattering in DN's plan

I'd rather see you with double pistols and a melee weapon on your back..lets say double kodachi,Also some "equilibrium" martial art style will make you even sexier while owning those zombies.
You gonna need company though.

Darth-Nero · 11-23-2009, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by balmung5000

I REMEMBER KIM BEING VERY FAT AND UGLY

ALSO WE ARE TALKING ABOUT
A ZOMBIE APOCALAPSE AND I WAS NOT
INVITED HOW DARE YOU

ZOMBIES IN ACTUALITY ARE NOT GOIN TO
RUN AROUND OR BE SMART AT ALL
THE THING THAT MAKES ZOMBIES SOMEWHAT DIFFICULT
IS THEIR NUMBERS
THE REASON WHY ZOMBIES ARE THE WAY THEY ARE
IS DUE TO BACTERIA THAT CAUSES THE BRAIN
TO RETAIN ALL STIMULI
EXCEPT FOR THE MOST PRIMAL ONE
EATTING

THIS IS WHY ZOMBIES HUNGER FOR FLESH
ALSO THEY WOULDNT RUN OR JUMP OR CLIMB
THEY DONT HAVE THE PROPER MOTOR SKILLS
THEY CAN BARELY WALK

LIKE I SAID BEFORE THE REASON WHY ZOMBIES ARE FEARED IS DUE TO THEIR
NUMBERS NOT THEIR ABILITY AS A FOE

cpas

We are familier with the zombies ganging ability which what gives them the advantage no matter how well armed you are..

However,If you are not sealed inside some weak shelter with zombies all around you and shit,like being on the road,no one will be able to have fun..infact it will be kinda depressing and you will start thinking about you're dead/zombiefied loved ones,But "dawn of the dead" style zombies wont give you a chance to get bored..perhapes that's why ppl like them moar here..including me.

Tabris · 11-23-2009, 04:17 PM

I personally like the zombies from zombie land. only bent on eating, but still having the motor skills move quickly, but not delicately.

I think battling zombies with a claymore would suit me as well.
what's equilibrium martial arts?

I'm so sorry bal. for give us for our rudeness

**Miburo** · 11-23-2009, 04:22 PM

I included little spoon when speaking of my zombie apocalypse plans.

Also, big cities = deathtraps. And chainsaws = not good zombie battling weapons. Poor angles of attack. Heavy. Gas powered. Loud as fuck. Etc. My melee weapon of choice would be an axe, personally.

Kiba_is_mine · 11-23-2009, 04:24 PM

An Axe would be good, I would rather a sword - nice and light weight

**Miburo** · 11-23-2009, 04:28 PM

As long as it has good skull penetration and is durable, then it'd work.

balmung5000 · 11-23-2009, 04:28 PM

I SAW YOURS <333

BIG CITIES DO = DEATH TRAPS
BUT FORT FOR ME I LIVE ON THE ISLAND
WHICH IS OUTSIDE OF NYC
I COULD TAKE MY BOAT
SOUTH AND DOCK SOMEWHERE NEAR NJ
THEN I COULD MAKE MY TRIP TO YOUR
WAL MART SAFE HAVEN
IM ALL ABOUT
BUTCHER KNIVES AND CLEAVERS
SHORT ENOUGH TO KNOW I MADE THE KILL
AND DEALY ENOUGH TO GO THROUGH IN ONE SLICE
ALSO THEY ARE DESIGNED TO CUT THROUGH BONE
SO I KNOW THEY ARE DURABLE
A BIG NESSECITY IN ZOMBIE KILLING

cpas

Darth-Nero · 11-23-2009, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tabris

I personally like the zombies from zombie land. only bent on eating, but still having the motor skills move quickly, but not delicately.

I think battling zombies with a claymore would suit me as well.
what's equilibrium martial arts?

I'm so sorry bal. for give us for our rudeness

You didn't watch the movie "equilibrium"?

Will it takes place in the future were Third World War breaks out, the impact of which brings civilizations across the planet to their knees. After the war ends, world leaders fear that the human race cannot possibly survive a Fourth World War, and so set about building a new society which is free of conflict.

So they made some kind of fascist union where they discarded humans from there emotions and created some kick ass warriors to protect there fascism against resistance who are trained in the deadly martial art of Gun Kata, an art which teaches users to predict the actions of opponents during firearm combat.In other word you can evade bullets in a non-matrix way relaying only on your trainings and reflexes.

The movie is awesome and i advice you to watch it if you haven't already.

Tabris · 11-23-2009, 04:34 PM

i see.
I think probably sticking with taking care of people, that'd be what i'm most suited for.

the cleaver sounds particularly good for skull cutting.

the more i think about it the harder it is for me to choose a weapon!

balmung5000 · 11-23-2009, 04:41 PM

WHEN CHOOSING A WEAPON YOU
NEED TO LOOK AT A FEW THINGS
1. DURABILITY
2. ABILITY TO GO THROUGH BONE
3. RANGE
4. NOISE

NIETHER IS MORE IMPORTANT THEN
ANOTHER BUT YOU WILL NEED
ALL 4 TO DETERMINE WHIHC
WEAPON TO TAKE

WHEN YOU HAVE SOMETHIGN LIKE A GUN
WE WILL TAKE A GENERIC PISTOL
YOU HAVE TO CALCULATE THE NOISE
IT MAKES THAT WILL ATTRACT OTHER ZOMBIES
THE LIMITIED AMMO SO ITS DURABILITY DROPS
ALSO THE RANGE IS PROBLY ONLY ABOUT 20-30 FT
SINCE MOST ARENT EXPERTS WITH HANDGUNS

SO TO YOUR AVERAGE PERSON A GUN S A TERRIBLE
WEAPON

cpas

Darth-Nero · 11-23-2009, 04:42 PM

I want some melee weapon that will help me to UNLEASH MY WRATH..

So i'll probably pick two of thors hammers to bash the shit out of there zombie heads..

And when i get tired..will there is an axe in the other end.

Nerox · 11-23-2009, 04:47 PM

a katana - clean and easy

balmung5000 · 11-23-2009, 04:50 PM

YOU DO REALIZE A KATANA
WOULD BREAK AFTER A FEW KILLS RIGHT
SO THEN YOUR LEFT WITH
A STUB OF A SWORD

YOU WILL DIE IN THE
FIRST WAVE

cpas

11-23-2009, 02:37 PM	#7726
Tabris Sexy Lady Join Date: May 2005 Location: in a box, out side your house, with binoculars. Posts: 778 Thanks: 5,540 Thanked 4,286 Times in 1,950 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 I don't care what they want me to do, i will do w/e makes me happy, if that's buying both, so be it so back to the zombie apocalypse, i think it'd be better to live at walmart than at someones place... or super store, we could live there, they've got more food and more house wears... actually they are like a bigger version of walmart. they also have a much larger frozen food section so i could make sure to feed the men healthy meals. __________________ C&H FTW official co-owner of the digimon fan club!

11-23-2009, 03:36 PM	#7727
balmung5000 cpas Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,123 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4,878 Times in 1,982 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 I REMEMBER KIM BEING VERY FAT AND UGLY ALSO WE ARE TALKING ABOUT A ZOMBIE APOCALAPSE AND I WAS NOT INVITED HOW DARE YOU ZOMBIES IN ACTUALITY ARE NOT GOIN TO RUN AROUND OR BE SMART AT ALL THE THING THAT MAKES ZOMBIES SOMEWHAT DIFFICULT IS THEIR NUMBERS THE REASON WHY ZOMBIES ARE THE WAY THEY ARE IS DUE TO BACTERIA THAT CAUSES THE BRAIN TO RETAIN ALL STIMULI EXCEPT FOR THE MOST PRIMAL ONE EATTING THIS IS WHY ZOMBIES HUNGER FOR FLESH ALSO THEY WOULDNT RUN OR JUMP OR CLIMB THEY DONT HAVE THE PROPER MOTOR SKILLS THEY CAN BARELY WALK LIKE I SAID BEFORE THE REASON WHY ZOMBIES ARE FEARED IS DUE TO THEIR NUMBERS NOT THEIR ABILITY AS A FOE cpas

11-23-2009, 04:17 PM	#7730
Tabris Sexy Lady Join Date: May 2005 Location: in a box, out side your house, with binoculars. Posts: 778 Thanks: 5,540 Thanked 4,286 Times in 1,950 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 I personally like the zombies from zombie land. only bent on eating, but still having the motor skills move quickly, but not delicately. I think battling zombies with a claymore would suit me as well. what's equilibrium martial arts? I'm so sorry bal. for give us for our rudeness __________________ C&H FTW official co-owner of the digimon fan club! Last edited by Tabris; 11-23-2009 at 04:19 PM.

11-23-2009, 04:22 PM	#7731
Miburo Deos Fortioribus Adesse Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Valhalla Posts: 3,543 Thanks: 34,417 Thanked 17,643 Times in 5,442 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 I included little spoon when speaking of my zombie apocalypse plans. Also, big cities = deathtraps. And chainsaws = not good zombie battling weapons. Poor angles of attack. Heavy. Gas powered. Loud as fuck. Etc. My melee weapon of choice would be an axe, personally.

11-23-2009, 04:24 PM	#7732
Kiba_is_mine Chuunin Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Melbourne Age: 26 Posts: 482 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 An Axe would be good, I would rather a sword - nice and light weight __________________ Has been and has come back again....

11-23-2009, 04:28 PM	#7733
Miburo Deos Fortioribus Adesse Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Valhalla Posts: 3,543 Thanks: 34,417 Thanked 17,643 Times in 5,442 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 As long as it has good skull penetration and is durable, then it'd work.

11-23-2009, 04:28 PM	#7734
balmung5000 cpas Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,123 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4,878 Times in 1,982 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 I SAW YOURS <333 BIG CITIES DO = DEATH TRAPS BUT FORT FOR ME I LIVE ON THE ISLAND WHICH IS OUTSIDE OF NYC I COULD TAKE MY BOAT SOUTH AND DOCK SOMEWHERE NEAR NJ THEN I COULD MAKE MY TRIP TO YOUR WAL MART SAFE HAVEN IM ALL ABOUT BUTCHER KNIVES AND CLEAVERS SHORT ENOUGH TO KNOW I MADE THE KILL AND DEALY ENOUGH TO GO THROUGH IN ONE SLICE ALSO THEY ARE DESIGNED TO CUT THROUGH BONE SO I KNOW THEY ARE DURABLE A BIG NESSECITY IN ZOMBIE KILLING cpas

11-23-2009, 04:34 PM	#7736
Tabris Sexy Lady Join Date: May 2005 Location: in a box, out side your house, with binoculars. Posts: 778 Thanks: 5,540 Thanked 4,286 Times in 1,950 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 i see. I think probably sticking with taking care of people, that'd be what i'm most suited for. the cleaver sounds particularly good for skull cutting. the more i think about it the harder it is for me to choose a weapon! __________________ C&H FTW official co-owner of the digimon fan club! Last edited by Tabris; 11-23-2009 at 04:35 PM.

11-23-2009, 04:41 PM	#7737
balmung5000 cpas Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,123 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4,878 Times in 1,982 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 WHEN CHOOSING A WEAPON YOU NEED TO LOOK AT A FEW THINGS 1. DURABILITY 2. ABILITY TO GO THROUGH BONE 3. RANGE 4. NOISE NIETHER IS MORE IMPORTANT THEN ANOTHER BUT YOU WILL NEED ALL 4 TO DETERMINE WHIHC WEAPON TO TAKE WHEN YOU HAVE SOMETHIGN LIKE A GUN WE WILL TAKE A GENERIC PISTOL YOU HAVE TO CALCULATE THE NOISE IT MAKES THAT WILL ATTRACT OTHER ZOMBIES THE LIMITIED AMMO SO ITS DURABILITY DROPS ALSO THE RANGE IS PROBLY ONLY ABOUT 20-30 FT SINCE MOST ARENT EXPERTS WITH HANDGUNS SO TO YOUR AVERAGE PERSON A GUN S A TERRIBLE WEAPON cpas

11-23-2009, 04:42 PM	#7738
Darth-Nero Victory! Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Egypt Age: 25 Posts: 171 Thanks: 2,554 Thanked 1,632 Times in 655 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 I want some melee weapon that will help me to UNLEASH MY WRATH.. So i'll probably pick two of thors hammers to bash the shit out of there zombie heads.. And when i get tired..will there is an axe in the other end.

11-23-2009, 04:47 PM	#7739
Nerox Mah'alleinir Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: The Golden Hall Posts: 743 Thanks: 2,254 Thanked 2,671 Times in 1,262 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 a katana - clean and easy

11-23-2009, 04:50 PM	#7740
balmung5000 cpas Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,123 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4,878 Times in 1,982 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 YOU DO REALIZE A KATANA WOULD BREAK AFTER A FEW KILLS RIGHT SO THEN YOUR LEFT WITH A STUB OF A SWORD YOU WILL DIE IN THE FIRST WAVE cpas

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