The Longest Thread Ever v28 - Page 538

**Mal** · 12-08-2009, 08:04 PM

She has 3.5 siblings.

Jaxon · 12-08-2009, 09:52 PM

If that's also the average age, count me interested.

SunXia · 12-09-2009, 01:57 AM

There's only me, the only gal in my family, I have two brothers, one older and one younger!!

Tabris · 12-09-2009, 08:36 AM

oh... that's to bad for your family

@mibs, i have 4 siblings, but one is my fathers, from a relationship previous to meeting my mother.
aka a half sibling

Darth-Nero · 12-09-2009, 08:54 AM

Wish i had a sister.

Nerox · 12-09-2009, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth-Nero

Wish i had a sister.

why? :> :> :> :> :>

balmung5000 · 12-09-2009, 10:14 AM

I WISH I HAD A DAUGHTER

cpas

Darth-Nero · 12-09-2009, 11:05 AM

Adopt one,Take another one for free.

XxamixX · 12-09-2009, 11:05 AM

What did I just walk into??? O.o

Nerox · 12-09-2009, 12:04 PM

dog crap`?

better go check your shoes...

balmung5000 · 12-09-2009, 07:20 PM

SO TODAY IN SCHOOL
WE STARTED TALKING ABOUT
INTERWEBZ BULLYING
AND SOMEONE STARTED TALKING ABOUT
THAT WOMAN WHO PRETENDED TO BE A GUY
TO GET THIS ONE GURL TO HANG HERSELF
I BURST OUT WITH
"T-ROLLED"

EVERYONE LOOKED CONFUSED

cpas

Darth-Nero · 12-09-2009, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by balmung5000

SO TODAY IN SCHOOL
WE STARTED TALKING ABOUT
INTERWEBZ BULLYING
AND SOMEONE STARTED TALKING ABOUT
THAT WOMAN WHO PRETENDED TO BE A GUY
TO GET THIS ONE GURL TO HANG HERSELF
I BURST OUT WITH
"T-ROLLED"

EVERYONE LOOKED CONFUSED

cpas

zer0systm · 12-10-2009, 03:56 AM

I'll pay that one...

just.....

**Miburo** · 12-10-2009, 06:58 PM

Alright. So I woke up this morning, took a piss, and went to let my dogs out. I get down to the kitchen and I see my one dog had gotten into the cabinet, pulled out the box of Reese's Peanut Butter Puffs that I was going to have for breakfast, and had fucking devoured them all.

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

So I go about my day, do my shit and whatnot, and come home. Trash pickup was today, and the asshole trash dude must have tossed my cans around like a fucktard or some shit because they're thrown all in my driveway. So I just park on the side of the road instead.

I'm picking up the trash cans and putting them on the side of the house when one of my neighbors comes out to walk her annoying rat-dog. She's only 28 or some shit, but she's nasty as fuck. Like, fucking hideous. Pretty sure she's a troll, I only see her like three times a year. Oh, and she's a hardcore bitch. She starts giving me shit saying "Bout time you pick up those trashcans, they've been sitting there all day."

I be nice and say sorry, I just got home. My bad. But she keeps bitching. Then she bitches about me not raking the fucking leaves in the back. I'm getting kind of pissed at this point, so I just say "Hey, fuck you. I don't give a fuck about some leaves in my backyard. If they piss you off so much then rake them yourself."

She goes into fucking hulk-bitch mode and starts flipping the fuck out. Saying if I'm not going to rake leaves then I shouldn't have fucking trees or some crazy bitch shit like that. What the fuck. Now, my backyard is pretty much leaf-free, mind you. Most of the trees in my yard have already lost all their leaves. The only leaves in my yard are from where one of the big ass trees on her property hangs over. So it's pretty much her fucking leaves in my yard that she wants me to rake up. Why does she even care? I have no fucking clue. She doesn't even actually own any of the property either, she just rents a room next door. And to top it all off, there is snow all over the ground. She can't even SEE THE FUCKING LEAVES. Crazy shit.

So I just snap. I just start making fun of her. Like, hardcore mean shit too. I don't even remember half the shit I said, but I was making fun of her unibrow, her mustache, how she smells like she just got back from a goddamn fiesta. I told her she looks like a fucking greasy potato covered in pubes. The fucking works. She just stood there for a bit without saying shit, looking like she was going to cry. I almost felt bad, but her stupid little rat-dog started yapping at something. So I just stare at it, point, and say "And you...I'll fucking kill you." I don't even know why I said that. Fucking rat-dog just pisses me off. And then I parked my car in the driveway and went inside. She was still just standing there. That was a few hours ago. I figured she'd call the cops on me for threatening her dog or some stupid shit like that. But nothing, so it's all good.

I dunno, I thought it was pretty cool. Just thought I'd share.

The Madness · 12-10-2009, 07:05 PM

That was the best racial smackdown I've ever heard on an anime forum.

12-08-2009, 08:04 PM	#8056
Mal Scotch Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,099 Thanks: 12,847 Thanked 10,814 Times in 3,838 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 She has 3.5 siblings.

12-08-2009, 09:52 PM	#8057
Jaxon Groovy. Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,393 Thanks: 3,594 Thanked 12,487 Times in 3,669 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 If that's also the average age, count me interested.

12-09-2009, 01:57 AM	#8058
SunXia Chuunin Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Ireland Posts: 394 Thanks: 14 Thanked 72 Times in 51 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 There's only me, the only gal in my family, I have two brothers, one older and one younger!! __________________ If becoming enlightened or intellectual means I must become arrogant and coldly cynical about the world around me, then I'd gladly remain a fool for the rest of my life.

12-09-2009, 08:36 AM	#8059
Tabris Sexy Lady Join Date: May 2005 Location: in a box, out side your house, with binoculars. Posts: 778 Thanks: 5,540 Thanked 4,286 Times in 1,950 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 oh... that's to bad for your family @mibs, i have 4 siblings, but one is my fathers, from a relationship previous to meeting my mother. aka a half sibling __________________ C&H FTW official co-owner of the digimon fan club!

12-09-2009, 08:54 AM	#8060
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12-09-2009, 10:14 AM	#8062
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12-09-2009, 11:05 AM	#8063
Darth-Nero Victory! Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Egypt Age: 25 Posts: 171 Thanks: 2,556 Thanked 1,632 Times in 655 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Adopt one,Take another one for free.

12-09-2009, 11:05 AM	#8064
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12-09-2009, 12:04 PM	#8065
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12-09-2009, 07:20 PM	#8066
balmung5000 cpas Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,123 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4,878 Times in 1,982 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 SO TODAY IN SCHOOL WE STARTED TALKING ABOUT INTERWEBZ BULLYING AND SOMEONE STARTED TALKING ABOUT THAT WOMAN WHO PRETENDED TO BE A GUY TO GET THIS ONE GURL TO HANG HERSELF I BURST OUT WITH "T-ROLLED" EVERYONE LOOKED CONFUSED cpas

12-10-2009, 03:56 AM	#8068
zer0systm Antagonist Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: West. Australia Age: 24 Posts: 1,012 Thanks: 4,259 Thanked 8,041 Times in 2,867 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 I'll pay that one... just..... __________________ Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

12-10-2009, 06:58 PM	#8069
Miburo Deos Fortioribus Adesse Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Valhalla Posts: 3,543 Thanks: 34,417 Thanked 17,643 Times in 5,442 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Alright. So I woke up this morning, took a piss, and went to let my dogs out. I get down to the kitchen and I see my one dog had gotten into the cabinet, pulled out the box of Reese's Peanut Butter Puffs that I was going to have for breakfast, and had fucking devoured them all. FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU So I go about my day, do my shit and whatnot, and come home. Trash pickup was today, and the asshole trash dude must have tossed my cans around like a fucktard or some shit because they're thrown all in my driveway. So I just park on the side of the road instead. I'm picking up the trash cans and putting them on the side of the house when one of my neighbors comes out to walk her annoying rat-dog. She's only 28 or some shit, but she's nasty as fuck. Like, fucking hideous. Pretty sure she's a troll, I only see her like three times a year. Oh, and she's a hardcore bitch. She starts giving me shit saying "Bout time you pick up those trashcans, they've been sitting there all day." I be nice and say sorry, I just got home. My bad. But she keeps bitching. Then she bitches about me not raking the fucking leaves in the back. I'm getting kind of pissed at this point, so I just say "Hey, fuck you. I don't give a fuck about some leaves in my backyard. If they piss you off so much then rake them yourself." She goes into fucking hulk-bitch mode and starts flipping the fuck out. Saying if I'm not going to rake leaves then I shouldn't have fucking trees or some crazy bitch shit like that. What the fuck. Now, my backyard is pretty much leaf-free, mind you. Most of the trees in my yard have already lost all their leaves. The only leaves in my yard are from where one of the big ass trees on her property hangs over. So it's pretty much her fucking leaves in my yard that she wants me to rake up. Why does she even care? I have no fucking clue. She doesn't even actually own any of the property either, she just rents a room next door. And to top it all off, there is snow all over the ground. She can't even SEE THE FUCKING LEAVES. Crazy shit. So I just snap. I just start making fun of her. Like, hardcore mean shit too. I don't even remember half the shit I said, but I was making fun of her unibrow, her mustache, how she smells like she just got back from a goddamn fiesta. I told her she looks like a fucking greasy potato covered in pubes. The fucking works. She just stood there for a bit without saying shit, looking like she was going to cry. I almost felt bad, but her stupid little rat-dog started yapping at something. So I just stare at it, point, and say "And you...I'll fucking kill you." I don't even know why I said that. Fucking rat-dog just pisses me off. And then I parked my car in the driveway and went inside. She was still just standing there. That was a few hours ago. I figured she'd call the cops on me for threatening her dog or some stupid shit like that. But nothing, so it's all good. I dunno, I thought it was pretty cool. Just thought I'd share.

12-10-2009, 07:05 PM	#8070
The Madness Passion Rules Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: MA, US Age: 24 Posts: 1,102 Thanks: 2,546 Thanked 4,641 Times in 1,768 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 That was the best racial smackdown I've ever heard on an anime forum.

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