The Longest Thread Ever v28 - Page 539

**Miburo** · 12-10-2009, 07:12 PM

Haha, I wasn't being racist. She's just a really fucking hairy fat troll bitch and her BO smells like burritos. I don't think she's actually Hispanic or anything.

But now that I think about it, she might be half-mexican or some shit. Whoops. ; )

LonelyNinja · 12-10-2009, 07:21 PM

I hate rat-dogs. Kill it for the lulz.

T9F · 12-10-2009, 07:35 PM

@Miburo - Sounds like your neighbor stares at your house all day. I think she wants you. You probably broke her heart.

lol

No- but seriously- it's none of her business what's up with your property. I would've told her to fuck off too.

Shrike · 12-10-2009, 07:50 PM

How fucking retarded must someone be to bitch to your neighbor about his own yard? Holy shit what a dumbfuck. And I would probably do the same. I'd tell her to return her head to a horse first though.

**Miburo** · 12-10-2009, 08:17 PM

It pissed me off because I actually take pretty decent care of my yard too. It's not like it's a fucking dump or anything. Mow the grass, chop down trees, etc.

And yeah, I think she just wanted my balls. =D

**Mal** · 12-10-2009, 08:21 PM

So my brother regularly watches the Family Channel with my sister, I assume in order to mock the terrible shows on there or maybe check out some of the surprisingly attractive womenz. He also plays guitar and has written a few comedic songs in the past, about such things as our town, Thomas Edison and Taylor Swift. He wrote a song for Selena Gomez last week, and yesterday recorded and uploaded a music video for it, typing "SELENA IF YOU WATCH THIS PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT - IT WOULD MAKE MY LIFE!" in the video info.

Seriously not even 75 views (<5 hours) later she had already commented on it and added it to her favourites. Holy shit kids spend too much time on the internet.

**Miburo** · 12-10-2009, 08:30 PM

Holy shit your brother is awesome.

Shrike · 12-10-2009, 08:36 PM

Holy shit wut. Never heard of her. Juicy loli, mmmmmm. Your bro's beard is amazing btw.

zer0systm · 12-11-2009, 08:56 AM

I've seen that chick on the disney chanel when my sis watches her shows, would bang, I also find it slightly humourous how celebrity's look themselves up on youtube....

EDIT:

balmung5000 · 12-11-2009, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miburo

Alright. So I woke up this morning, took a piss, and went to let my dogs out. I get down to the kitchen and I see my one dog had gotten into the cabinet, pulled out the box of Reese's Peanut Butter Puffs that I was going to have for breakfast, and had fucking devoured them all.

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

So I go about my day, do my shit and whatnot, and come home. Trash pickup was today, and the asshole trash dude must have tossed my cans around like a fucktard or some shit because they're thrown all in my driveway. So I just park on the side of the road instead.

I'm picking up the trash cans and putting them on the side of the house when one of my neighbors comes out to walk her annoying rat-dog. She's only 28 or some shit, but she's nasty as fuck. Like, fucking hideous. Pretty sure she's a troll, I only see her like three times a year. Oh, and she's a hardcore bitch. She starts giving me shit saying "Bout time you pick up those trashcans, they've been sitting there all day."

I be nice and say sorry, I just got home. My bad. But she keeps bitching. Then she bitches about me not raking the fucking leaves in the back. I'm getting kind of pissed at this point, so I just say "Hey, fuck you. I don't give a fuck about some leaves in my backyard. If they piss you off so much then rake them yourself."

She goes into fucking hulk-bitch mode and starts flipping the fuck out. Saying if I'm not going to rake leaves then I shouldn't have fucking trees or some crazy bitch shit like that. What the fuck. Now, my backyard is pretty much leaf-free, mind you. Most of the trees in my yard have already lost all their leaves. The only leaves in my yard are from where one of the big ass trees on her property hangs over. So it's pretty much her fucking leaves in my yard that she wants me to rake up. Why does she even care? I have no fucking clue. She doesn't even actually own any of the property either, she just rents a room next door. And to top it all off, there is snow all over the ground. She can't even SEE THE FUCKING LEAVES. Crazy shit.

So I just snap. I just start making fun of her. Like, hardcore mean shit too. I don't even remember half the shit I said, but I was making fun of her unibrow, her mustache, how she smells like she just got back from a goddamn fiesta. I told her she looks like a fucking greasy potato covered in pubes. The fucking works. She just stood there for a bit without saying shit, looking like she was going to cry. I almost felt bad, but her stupid little rat-dog started yapping at something. So I just stare at it, point, and say "And you...I'll fucking kill you." I don't even know why I said that. Fucking rat-dog just pisses me off. And then I parked my car in the driveway and went inside. She was still just standing there. That was a few hours ago. I figured she'd call the cops on me for threatening her dog or some stupid shit like that. But nothing, so it's all good.

I dunno, I thought it was pretty cool. Just thought I'd share.

I LOVE YOU <333333333333

ALSO SELENA GOMEZ
IS DELICIOUS LOLI MMMMMMMMMM =)

cpas

**Mal** · 12-11-2009, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zer0systm

I've seen that chick on the disney chanel when my sis watches her shows, would bang, I also find it slightly humourous how celebrity's look themselves up on youtube....

EDIT:

That picture is only about two years old, and it's actually my sister that you have circled.

Jaxon · 12-11-2009, 03:51 PM

It's all good =D

Darth-Nero · 12-11-2009, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miburo

Alright. So I woke up this morning, took a piss, and went to let my dogs out. I get down to the kitchen and I see my one dog had gotten into the cabinet, pulled out the box of Reese's Peanut Butter Puffs that I was going to have for breakfast, and had fucking devoured them all.

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

So I go about my day, do my shit and whatnot, and come home. Trash pickup was today, and the asshole trash dude must have tossed my cans around like a fucktard or some shit because they're thrown all in my driveway. So I just park on the side of the road instead.

I'm picking up the trash cans and putting them on the side of the house when one of my neighbors comes out to walk her annoying rat-dog. She's only 28 or some shit, but she's nasty as fuck. Like, fucking hideous. Pretty sure she's a troll, I only see her like three times a year. Oh, and she's a hardcore bitch. She starts giving me shit saying "Bout time you pick up those trashcans, they've been sitting there all day."

I be nice and say sorry, I just got home. My bad. But she keeps bitching. Then she bitches about me not raking the fucking leaves in the back. I'm getting kind of pissed at this point, so I just say "Hey, fuck you. I don't give a fuck about some leaves in my backyard. If they piss you off so much then rake them yourself."

She goes into fucking hulk-bitch mode and starts flipping the fuck out. Saying if I'm not going to rake leaves then I shouldn't have fucking trees or some crazy bitch shit like that. What the fuck. Now, my backyard is pretty much leaf-free, mind you. Most of the trees in my yard have already lost all their leaves. The only leaves in my yard are from where one of the big ass trees on her property hangs over. So it's pretty much her fucking leaves in my yard that she wants me to rake up. Why does she even care? I have no fucking clue. She doesn't even actually own any of the property either, she just rents a room next door. And to top it all off, there is snow all over the ground. She can't even SEE THE FUCKING LEAVES. Crazy shit.

So I just snap. I just start making fun of her. Like, hardcore mean shit too. I don't even remember half the shit I said, but I was making fun of her unibrow, her mustache, how she smells like she just got back from a goddamn fiesta. I told her she looks like a fucking greasy potato covered in pubes. The fucking works. She just stood there for a bit without saying shit, looking like she was going to cry. I almost felt bad, but her stupid little rat-dog started yapping at something. So I just stare at it, point, and say "And you...I'll fucking kill you." I don't even know why I said that. Fucking rat-dog just pisses me off. And then I parked my car in the driveway and went inside. She was still just standing there. That was a few hours ago. I figured she'd call the cops on me for threatening her dog or some stupid shit like that. But nothing, so it's all good.

I dunno, I thought it was pretty cool. Just thought I'd share.

I still don't understand why the fuck does anyone care about whatever shit That exists in the neighbor's yard as long as it's not a dead animal or human that smells bad.

However,What you did was pretty justified and it's the same as the saying in my country that i'll try to translate "Those who stick there noses in what's not of there business,Will hear what wont satisfy them" (it rhymes in my language)

Am actually not fast enough for smartass insults so i always choose physical come backs which what i would've done if i were you,Or atleast i'd squash her rat-dog with my foot cuz no body (not even the government) gives two shits about animals here.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal

So my brother regularly watches the Family Channel with my sister, I assume in order to mock the terrible shows on there or maybe check out some of the surprisingly attractive womenz. He also plays guitar and has written a few comedic songs in the past, about such things as our town, Thomas Edison and Taylor Swift. He wrote a song for Selena Gomez last week, and yesterday recorded and uploaded a music video for it, typing "SELENA IF YOU WATCH THIS PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT - IT WOULD MAKE MY LIFE!" in the video info.

Seriously not even 75 views (<5 hours) later she had already commented on it and added it to her favourites. Holy shit kids spend too much time on the internet.

Good god man that was epic,So is your brother. My regards to him.

I also 5stard the video and thumdup all the NL residents who commented.

T9F · 12-11-2009, 06:54 PM

@miburo - is your neighbors dog a chihuahua? because those are the ultimate rat-dogs of all rat-dogs.

@mal - your brothers manly beard of manliness is very nice.

haha

Servo · 12-11-2009, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal

So my brother regularly watches the Family Channel with my sister, I assume in order to mock the terrible shows on there or maybe check out some of the surprisingly attractive womenz. He also plays guitar and has written a few comedic songs in the past, about such things as our town, Thomas Edison and Taylor Swift. He wrote a song for Selena Gomez last week, and yesterday recorded and uploaded a music video for it, typing "SELENA IF YOU WATCH THIS PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT - IT WOULD MAKE MY LIFE!" in the video info.

Seriously not even 75 views (<5 hours) later she had already commented on it and added it to her favourites. Holy shit kids spend too much time on the internet.

"I assume she does....Who Doesn't?" lolololololol

12-10-2009, 07:12 PM	#8071
Miburo Deos Fortioribus Adesse Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Valhalla Posts: 3,543 Thanks: 34,417 Thanked 17,643 Times in 5,442 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Haha, I wasn't being racist. She's just a really fucking hairy fat troll bitch and her BO smells like burritos. I don't think she's actually Hispanic or anything. But now that I think about it, she might be half-mexican or some shit. Whoops. ; )

12-10-2009, 07:21 PM	#8072
LonelyNinja Fight On, Fight Hard Join Date: May 2009 Location: Fistopia Age: 21 Posts: 389 Thanks: 111 Thanked 4,219 Times in 1,442 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 I hate rat-dogs. Kill it for the lulz. __________________

12-10-2009, 07:35 PM	#8073
T9F OOOH CHAMPAGNE Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 293 Thanks: 1,485 Thanked 1,160 Times in 421 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 @Miburo - Sounds like your neighbor stares at your house all day. I think she wants you. You probably broke her heart. lol No- but seriously- it's none of her business what's up with your property. I would've told her to fuck off too.

12-10-2009, 07:50 PM	#8074
Shrike █▄ █▄█ █▄ ▀█▄ Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Silent Hill Posts: 5,166 Thanks: 7,889 Thanked 9,897 Times in 2,956 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 How fucking retarded must someone be to bitch to your neighbor about his own yard? Holy shit what a dumbfuck. And I would probably do the same. I'd tell her to return her head to a horse first though.

12-10-2009, 08:17 PM	#8075
Miburo Deos Fortioribus Adesse Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Valhalla Posts: 3,543 Thanks: 34,417 Thanked 17,643 Times in 5,442 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 It pissed me off because I actually take pretty decent care of my yard too. It's not like it's a fucking dump or anything. Mow the grass, chop down trees, etc. And yeah, I think she just wanted my balls. =D

12-10-2009, 08:21 PM	#8076
Mal Scotch Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,103 Thanks: 12,877 Thanked 10,830 Times in 3,841 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 So my brother regularly watches the Family Channel with my sister, I assume in order to mock the terrible shows on there or maybe check out some of the surprisingly attractive womenz. He also plays guitar and has written a few comedic songs in the past, about such things as our town, Thomas Edison and Taylor Swift. He wrote a song for Selena Gomez last week, and yesterday recorded and uploaded a music video for it, typing "SELENA IF YOU WATCH THIS PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT - IT WOULD MAKE MY LIFE!" in the video info. Seriously not even 75 views (<5 hours) later she had already commented on it and added it to her favourites. Holy shit kids spend too much time on the internet. Last edited by Mal; 12-10-2009 at 08:24 PM.

12-10-2009, 08:30 PM	#8077
Miburo Deos Fortioribus Adesse Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Valhalla Posts: 3,543 Thanks: 34,417 Thanked 17,643 Times in 5,442 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Holy shit your brother is awesome.

12-10-2009, 08:36 PM	#8078
Shrike █▄ █▄█ █▄ ▀█▄ Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Silent Hill Posts: 5,166 Thanks: 7,889 Thanked 9,897 Times in 2,956 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Holy shit wut. Never heard of her. Juicy loli, mmmmmm. Your bro's beard is amazing btw.

12-11-2009, 08:56 AM	#8079
zer0systm Antagonist Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: West. Australia Age: 24 Posts: 1,012 Thanks: 4,259 Thanked 8,043 Times in 2,867 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 I've seen that chick on the disney chanel when my sis watches her shows, would bang, I also find it slightly humourous how celebrity's look themselves up on youtube.... EDIT: __________________ Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Last edited by zer0systm; 12-11-2009 at 09:20 AM.

12-11-2009, 03:51 PM	#8082
Jaxon Groovy. Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,393 Thanks: 3,601 Thanked 12,494 Times in 3,671 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 It's all good =D

12-11-2009, 06:54 PM	#8084
T9F OOOH CHAMPAGNE Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 293 Thanks: 1,485 Thanked 1,160 Times in 421 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 @miburo - is your neighbors dog a chihuahua? because those are the ultimate rat-dogs of all rat-dogs. @mal - your brothers manly beard of manliness is very nice. haha

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