The Longest Thread Ever v28 - Page 542

balmung5000 · 12-15-2009, 11:27 AM

I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT

cpas

rokudaime_hokage · 12-15-2009, 01:11 PM

no one's here =(

**Mal** · 12-15-2009, 01:15 PM

I'm writing an exam in ~an hour.

Also, I won an HP Mini laptop at my Christmas work party and just returned it to Wal-Mart for $370. Hooray free money.

Tabris · 12-15-2009, 01:59 PM

true that
between the two of us we raked in over 500 dollars of free money from our work Christmas party

it woudl have been more but one of the managers kicked my ass in karaoke
I'm not bitter though cause he was fucking amazing

Sevi · 12-15-2009, 02:47 PM

Sorry Zero

.......
whut about nao?

balmung5000 · 12-15-2009, 03:19 PM

NOPE ITS BED TIME
FOR AUZZIE LAND PEOPLE

cpas

Tabris · 12-15-2009, 03:27 PM

hi sevi!

also, zero told me that he says "hi" as well, he's just too busy plowing beautiful loli to talk right now

zer0systm · 12-15-2009, 04:57 PM

Ugh, just woke up, still feel rooted, wanna go back to bed, bu have to go to work, fuck work, if that lil wog cunt gets on my case today i'm just going to headbutt him for the sheer fucking fact i can't be bothered lifting an arm to hit the cunt....

Darth-Nero · 12-15-2009, 05:19 PM

What do you do for living zer0?

zer0systm · 12-15-2009, 05:31 PM

Mechanical Fitter, Do alot of Machining aswell so i may aswell be classed as a machinist aswell...

bout yourself?

Darth-Nero · 12-15-2009, 05:34 PM

I didn't finish my university studies yet,I study law and i find it quite amusing.

**Mal** · 12-15-2009, 08:57 PM

Amusing? Don't you mean you're studying lawl?

Darth-Nero · 12-15-2009, 10:07 PM

Actually there is alot of lawlzy shit in laws that they make us read just for teh lulz..Like..

In Michigan, married couples must live together or be imprisoned.

In Kentucky, it is illegal for a merchant to force a person into his place of business for the purpose of making a sale.(You're gonna come inside and buy this shit or i'll fucking kill you mothafucka)

In Massachusetts, it is against the law to put tomatos in clam chowder.
(*putting tomatos in my fucking soup*,*S.W.A.T breaks in*)

In Virginia, chickens cannot lay eggs before 8:00 a.m., and must be done before 4:00 p.m.(ROFL)

In the State of Kansas, you’re not allowed to drive a buffalo through a street.
(hahahahahahahahahaha,Oh wow)

In Ohio, one must have a license to keep a bear
(-HOLY FUCKING SHIT THERE IS A BEAR IN YOUR YARD MAN
-Don't worry,I have a license lol)

In Kentucky, it’s the law that a person must take a bath once a year.

In West Virginia, only babies can ride in a baby carriage.
(-Awwww can i take a look at your baby.

-That's ma penguin bitch.)

In New York, it is against the law for a blind person to drive an automobile

In Tennessee, it is against the law to drive a car while sleeping.

In Memphis, Tennessee, a woman is not to drive a car unless a man warns approaching motorists or pedestrians by walking in front of the car that is being driven.
(You wanna get out of the kitchen? Fine)

In Illinois, the law is that a car must be driven with the steering wheel.
(But i drive much better with my xbox controller,wtf?)

Alaska law says that you can’t look at a moose from an airplane.
(-Look mommy it's a moose.
-Sit back in your seat son.
-but...
-I SAID SIT BACK)

T9F · 12-15-2009, 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth-Nero

In Kentucky, it’s the law that a person must take a bath once a year.

I find this rule perfectly acceptable.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth-Nero

In Memphis, Tennessee, a woman is not to drive a car unless a man warns approaching motorists or pedestrians by walking in front of the car that is being driven.
(You wanna get out of the kitchen? Fine)

OG · 12-15-2009, 11:10 PM

http://www.dumblaws.com/

"Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine."
-Chico, CA

I may be living in Chico soon...

12-15-2009, 11:27 AM	#8116
balmung5000 cpas Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,123 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4,878 Times in 1,982 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT cpas

12-15-2009, 01:11 PM	#8117
rokudaime_hokage Chuunin Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 478 Thanks: 579 Thanked 177 Times in 96 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 no one's here =(

12-15-2009, 01:15 PM	#8118
Mal Scotch Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,098 Thanks: 12,837 Thanked 10,805 Times in 3,834 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 I'm writing an exam in ~an hour. Also, I won an HP Mini laptop at my Christmas work party and just returned it to Wal-Mart for $370. Hooray free money.

12-15-2009, 01:59 PM	#8119
Tabris Sexy Lady Join Date: May 2005 Location: in a box, out side your house, with binoculars. Posts: 778 Thanks: 5,540 Thanked 4,286 Times in 1,950 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 true that between the two of us we raked in over 500 dollars of free money from our work Christmas party it woudl have been more but one of the managers kicked my ass in karaoke I'm not bitter though cause he was fucking amazing __________________ C&H FTW official co-owner of the digimon fan club!

12-15-2009, 02:47 PM	#8120
Sevi Toothpick Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Here and there. Age: 19 Posts: 553 Thanks: 407 Thanked 60 Times in 26 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Sorry Zero ....... whut about nao?

12-15-2009, 03:19 PM	#8121
balmung5000 cpas Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,123 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4,878 Times in 1,982 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 NOPE ITS BED TIME FOR AUZZIE LAND PEOPLE cpas

12-15-2009, 03:27 PM	#8122
Tabris Sexy Lady Join Date: May 2005 Location: in a box, out side your house, with binoculars. Posts: 778 Thanks: 5,540 Thanked 4,286 Times in 1,950 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 hi sevi! also, zero told me that he says "hi" as well, he's just too busy plowing beautiful loli to talk right now __________________ C&H FTW official co-owner of the digimon fan club!

12-15-2009, 04:57 PM	#8123
zer0systm Antagonist Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: West. Australia Age: 24 Posts: 1,012 Thanks: 4,259 Thanked 8,041 Times in 2,867 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Ugh, just woke up, still feel rooted, wanna go back to bed, bu have to go to work, fuck work, if that lil wog cunt gets on my case today i'm just going to headbutt him for the sheer fucking fact i can't be bothered lifting an arm to hit the cunt.... __________________ Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

12-15-2009, 05:19 PM	#8124
Darth-Nero Victory! Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Egypt Age: 25 Posts: 171 Thanks: 2,551 Thanked 1,626 Times in 652 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 What do you do for living zer0?

12-15-2009, 05:31 PM	#8125
zer0systm Antagonist Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: West. Australia Age: 24 Posts: 1,012 Thanks: 4,259 Thanked 8,041 Times in 2,867 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Mechanical Fitter, Do alot of Machining aswell so i may aswell be classed as a machinist aswell... bout yourself? __________________ Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

12-15-2009, 05:34 PM	#8126
Darth-Nero Victory! Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Egypt Age: 25 Posts: 171 Thanks: 2,551 Thanked 1,626 Times in 652 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 I didn't finish my university studies yet,I study law and i find it quite amusing.

12-15-2009, 08:57 PM	#8127
Mal Scotch Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,098 Thanks: 12,837 Thanked 10,805 Times in 3,834 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Amusing? Don't you mean you're studying lawl?

12-15-2009, 10:07 PM	#8128
Darth-Nero Victory! Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Egypt Age: 25 Posts: 171 Thanks: 2,551 Thanked 1,626 Times in 652 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Actually there is alot of lawlzy shit in laws that they make us read just for teh lulz..Like.. In Michigan, married couples must live together or be imprisoned. In Kentucky, it is illegal for a merchant to force a person into his place of business for the purpose of making a sale.(You're gonna come inside and buy this shit or i'll fucking kill you mothafucka) In Massachusetts, it is against the law to put tomatos in clam chowder. (putting tomatos in my fucking soup,S.W.A.T breaks in) In Virginia, chickens cannot lay eggs before 8:00 a.m., and must be done before 4:00 p.m.(ROFL) In the State of Kansas, you’re not allowed to drive a buffalo through a street. (hahahahahahahahahaha,Oh wow) In Ohio, one must have a license to keep a bear (-HOLY FUCKING SHIT THERE IS A BEAR IN YOUR YARD MAN -Don't worry,I have a license lol) In Kentucky, it’s the law that a person must take a bath once a year. In West Virginia, only babies can ride in a baby carriage. (-Awwww can i take a look at your baby. -That's ma penguin bitch.) In New York, it is against the law for a blind person to drive an automobile In Tennessee, it is against the law to drive a car while sleeping. In Memphis, Tennessee, a woman is not to drive a car unless a man warns approaching motorists or pedestrians by walking in front of the car that is being driven. (You wanna get out of the kitchen? Fine) In Illinois, the law is that a car must be driven with the steering wheel. (But i drive much better with my xbox controller,wtf?) Alaska law says that you can’t look at a moose from an airplane. (-Look mommy it's a moose. -Sit back in your seat son. -but... -I SAID SIT BACK)

12-15-2009, 11:10 PM	#8130
OG [잊지 말아요] Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 25 Posts: 7,624 Thanks: 2,234 Thanked 4,182 Times in 1,816 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 http://www.dumblaws.com/ "Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine." -Chico, CA I may be living in Chico soon... Last edited by OG; 12-15-2009 at 11:13 PM.

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