The Longest Thread Ever v28 - Page 557

Darth-Nero · 01-01-2010, 09:21 AM

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Vanity · 01-01-2010, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miburo

^Do tell moar.

I also got dragged to a party where I barely knew anyone. It sucked at first. Then I found this one pretty cool skinny guy putting a massive ball of tin foil and some forks in the microwave. So I was like "fuck yeah, you can hang out with me." We went out to his car and got something that looked like this: http://www.fireworks.com/images/products/F-018F.jpg and he was going to light it off in one of the upstairs bedrooms. I told him to man up and light it in the living room. After a bit of coaxing I convinced him to do it. It was awesome because everyone was counting down, focusing on the TV, and right around five or four on the countdown the thing goes off, people are shitting themselves, and me and the guy are sitting there going "HAPPY NEW YEAR! LOLOLOLOLOL" while blowing those little things that make noise and unroll. Then some chick started flipping shit (I guess because it was her place; and she wasn't yelling at me and skinny guy, just screaming out loud) so I said "This party sucks," dumped the rest of my drink on the carpet, and left. The firecracker roll was still going off.

Dumping drinks on the couch>carpet

The Madness · 01-01-2010, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miburo

) I said "This party sucks," dumped the rest of my drink on the carpet, and left. The firecracker roll was still going off.

I lol'd wicked hard at this part for some reason.

Vanity · 01-01-2010, 05:13 PM

It was the firecrackers.

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zer0systm · 01-01-2010, 06:19 PM

The microwave part was fucking awesome
next time coax someone into putting a lightbulb in thar, it's fucking awesome....

**Miburo** · 01-01-2010, 07:00 PM

What's it do? If it won't fuck up my microwave I'll go do it right now.

zer0systm · 01-01-2010, 07:08 PM

Can't remember if it does any damage but i know you end up with glass everywhere.

Pretty much the light lights up like it would if it was turned on in a room, but alot brighter and it fluctuates eventually it explodes

i think you can get away by putting it ina container or something

hit mute, guys sound liek faggots

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsU5MQ6poec

**Miburo** · 01-01-2010, 07:15 PM

Yeah, I just looked it up. Looks like I can put it in a cup of water and get it to be all awesome without the exploding glass part. I'll give it a go.

Vanity · 01-01-2010, 07:19 PM

To youtube!

edit- Oh God damn page not loading, thanks Greese

zer0systm · 01-01-2010, 07:25 PM

Well what do you want me to do about it, my net is shit enough as it is....

Tabris · 01-01-2010, 07:58 PM

not as cool as a light bulb, but if you cut a grape in half lengthwise and placer to two halves in the michrowave next to each other but not touching, and watch you will see them burst into flames, and putting a glass over it also has some cool results

my physics teacher showed me that in a michrowave in the school lunchroom

with a glass http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjTTRQGutYs&NR=1
with out a glass http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDxeeAp57Ps&NR=1

**Miburo** · 01-02-2010, 12:37 AM

I did the light bulb thing. Pretty fucking cool.

Then I put a bar of soap in, because I saw that on youtube. Also pretty fucking cool.

Then my brother started talking about what he would do if he got into a fight with a chimp. He said he'd try to grab something to beat it with. I called him a pussy because he should have just fight it with his bare hands. The discussion then escalated into a fistfight. But ended quickly once I used UCHI MATA to slam him on the kitchen floor. We then came to the agreement that if one were to be forced to battle a chimp then going at it bare handed is the way to go unless it starts going for the junk or the eyes. Then anything is far game.

Then I went over a buddy's house and all we did was watch one of those Lord of the Rings movies that was on TV. Goddamn, I hate hobbits.

Then I came home and read this. Went to check if I had any grapes for the microwave, but didn't have any. Dammit.

The Madness · 01-02-2010, 12:52 AM

Animal's Weapons are 'O.K.' Against:

Great White Shark
Pterodactyl
Dr4gon

zer0systm · 01-02-2010, 01:06 AM

all this talk of fighting has got me pumped, I need to do battle....

Tzu Men · 01-02-2010, 07:47 AM

Fighting a chimp with your bare hands is okay unless you don't know what the fuck you're doing.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_354001.html

Silly woman.

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01-01-2010, 05:13 PM	#8344
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zer0systm Antagonist Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: West. Australia Age: 24 Posts: 1,012 Thanks: 4,259 Thanked 8,041 Times in 2,867 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 The microwave part was fucking awesome next time coax someone into putting a lightbulb in thar, it's fucking awesome.... __________________ Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

01-01-2010, 07:00 PM	#8346
Miburo Deos Fortioribus Adesse Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Valhalla Posts: 3,543 Thanks: 34,417 Thanked 17,643 Times in 5,442 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 What's it do? If it won't fuck up my microwave I'll go do it right now.

01-01-2010, 07:08 PM	#8347
zer0systm Antagonist Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: West. Australia Age: 24 Posts: 1,012 Thanks: 4,259 Thanked 8,041 Times in 2,867 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Can't remember if it does any damage but i know you end up with glass everywhere. Pretty much the light lights up like it would if it was turned on in a room, but alot brighter and it fluctuates eventually it explodes i think you can get away by putting it ina container or something hit mute, guys sound liek faggots http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsU5MQ6poec __________________ Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Last edited by zer0systm; 01-01-2010 at 07:09 PM.

01-01-2010, 07:15 PM	#8348
Miburo Deos Fortioribus Adesse Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Valhalla Posts: 3,543 Thanks: 34,417 Thanked 17,643 Times in 5,442 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Yeah, I just looked it up. Looks like I can put it in a cup of water and get it to be all awesome without the exploding glass part. I'll give it a go.

01-01-2010, 07:19 PM	#8349
Vanity Succumb Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 976 Thanks: 3,432 Thanked 5,983 Times in 2,238 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 To youtube! edit- Oh God damn page not loading, thanks Greese __________________ My nerves are bad to-night. Yes, bad. Stay with me. Speak to me. Why do you never speak? Speak. What are you thinking of? What thinking? What? I never know what you are thinking. Think.

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zer0systm Antagonist Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: West. Australia Age: 24 Posts: 1,012 Thanks: 4,259 Thanked 8,041 Times in 2,867 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Well what do you want me to do about it, my net is shit enough as it is.... __________________ Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

01-01-2010, 07:58 PM	#8351
Tabris Sexy Lady Join Date: May 2005 Location: in a box, out side your house, with binoculars. Posts: 778 Thanks: 5,540 Thanked 4,286 Times in 1,950 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 not as cool as a light bulb, but if you cut a grape in half lengthwise and placer to two halves in the michrowave next to each other but not touching, and watch you will see them burst into flames, and putting a glass over it also has some cool results my physics teacher showed me that in a michrowave in the school lunchroom with a glass http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjTTRQGutYs&NR=1 with out a glass http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDxeeAp57Ps&NR=1 __________________ C&H FTW official co-owner of the digimon fan club! Last edited by Tabris; 01-01-2010 at 08:02 PM.

01-02-2010, 12:37 AM	#8352
Miburo Deos Fortioribus Adesse Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Valhalla Posts: 3,543 Thanks: 34,417 Thanked 17,643 Times in 5,442 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 I did the light bulb thing. Pretty fucking cool. Then I put a bar of soap in, because I saw that on youtube. Also pretty fucking cool. Then my brother started talking about what he would do if he got into a fight with a chimp. He said he'd try to grab something to beat it with. I called him a pussy because he should have just fight it with his bare hands. The discussion then escalated into a fistfight. But ended quickly once I used UCHI MATA to slam him on the kitchen floor. We then came to the agreement that if one were to be forced to battle a chimp then going at it bare handed is the way to go unless it starts going for the junk or the eyes. Then anything is far game. Then I went over a buddy's house and all we did was watch one of those Lord of the Rings movies that was on TV. Goddamn, I hate hobbits. Then I came home and read this. Went to check if I had any grapes for the microwave, but didn't have any. Dammit.

01-02-2010, 12:52 AM	#8353
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01-02-2010, 01:06 AM	#8354
zer0systm Antagonist Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: West. Australia Age: 24 Posts: 1,012 Thanks: 4,259 Thanked 8,041 Times in 2,867 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 all this talk of fighting has got me pumped, I need to do battle.... __________________ Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

01-02-2010, 07:47 AM	#8355
Tzu Men hostis humani generis Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 714 Thanks: 4,010 Thanked 2,697 Times in 859 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Fighting a chimp with your bare hands is okay unless you don't know what the fuck you're doing. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_354001.html Silly woman.

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