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Old 03-01-2010, 02:56 PM   #9121
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

"I wanna see your bum, I don’t care what you say,
No I don’t have feelings cause feelings are gay."


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Old 03-01-2010, 06:57 PM   #9122
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

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Alright, so I've been letting this chick hang around me for the past few weeks. Tonight I get a call from her asking me to take her to a movie or something. But we just went to see a movie last night, AND I took that bitch to Olive Garden, AND she got a glass of wine (six bucks), AND I shaved my pubes. That's a lot of shit to do for a chick.

So I'm all like "How about you come over here and watch this movie from netflix with me, I hear it's pretty good." And she starts bitching.

"Wahh, I never even heard of that movie"

"Yo, some dude told me it is good. He's like fucking six foot eight, has a kickass beard, and chops down trees all day and shit. He probably knows what he's talking about."

"What the fuck? And why can't we just go see a movie at the theater?"

"Because I'm not fucking King Midas, woman."

Wahh, what are we going to eat? And I still think that movie sounds stupid."

"I got meat, cheese, and bread. You can make some sandwiches. And if you start thinking the movie sucks you can just suck my dong while I watch it then."

And for some stupid reason she got all pissed off after I said that, flipped a bunch of shit, and hung up on me. This was about ten minutes ago, I guess. I just sent her a text asking if she's coming over to make sandwiches or not? I'm fucking hungry.

Edit: She told me to "fuk off" Oh well, she probably couldn't make a sandwich as well as I can anyway. Stupid whiny over-sensitive woman.

Oh goddamn, she's sending me a shitload of texts now. Standard "Why do you have to be such an asshole" shit. I'm texting her back saying to stop wasting my minutes with her crybaby bullshit. Gonna take a while though, since I suck balls at texting. Mother fucker.

Fuck it. I'm just blocking her number.

Radio guy: Hello ladies and gentlemen i am (....) and welcome in our show (......)and lets have our 1st call.

Woman: Hello,hello,am i on the air? my name is (....),hello.

Radio guy: Hello (....),yes you are on the air and you can start telling us your issue whenever you're ready.

Woman: Ok,6 weeks ago i met this guy whos totally awesome and like the manliest i've seen in my life,So i asked him out and he agreed which made me so excited,the 1st week was like a dream..i couldn't believe myself when i was walking just beside him in the street,setting beside him in his car and the movie theater,hurrdurr there was that time when..

Radio guy: lolol wow seems every thing was going just fine (....),so what flipped every thing over?

Woman: Oh,it's just..last night i asked him to go to the movies with me just like the night before but he told me to come over and watch a movie called "cornflakes" or something,I dunno i didn't like the sound of it..so i tried to convince him to go to the movies but he said he don't wanna spent more money on the movies in such a short term,can you believe that?

Radio guy: Uhuh!

Woman: So i told him "what are we going to eat?And I still think that movie sounds stupid " and he literally said "I got meat, cheese, and bread. You can make some sandwiches. And if you start thinking the movie sucks you can just suck my dong while I watch it then.", Can you BELIEVE that? it's been only 6 weeks since we started dating and he want to get me into bed already.

Radio guy: Doesn't really sound like that from where am standing.

Woman: It's not like i wasn't ready for that,I mean i've been dreaming for this moment,you know,when i get to "do it" with him. It's just the way he said it..he sounded really careless..like he didn't really want me you know?
So i got mad and told him to fuck off,but after a while i realized that i overreacted a little,I kept calling him but he don't answer my call..i was thinking of going over his home and talk to him in person but am afraid to look pathetic and needy but i still want him SO bad. can you help me?

Radio guy: will let me get this straight,A guy that you REALLY like just invited you into his own HOME where you get to watch a movie alone with him and you refused?

Woman: will yeah i..

Radio guy: And he gave you the CHANCE to make some sandwiches for both of you while doing that and you refused?

Woman: but...

Radio guy: AND he offered you to suck on his dong whenever you feel bored and you refused EVENTHOUGH you really liked the guy and was dreaming for such a chance to present itself?

Woman: but it wasn't....

Radio guy: oh,it seems like there is something wrong with the line,anyway next call is from...

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Old 03-01-2010, 07:01 PM   #9123
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

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Old 03-01-2010, 07:32 PM   #9124
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

Threads are always going pretty good till you assholes show up fuck it all up.



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Old 03-01-2010, 08:58 PM   #9125
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

That's why OH is active as fuck compared to shitty spam zone. No fucktards to ruin every single thread. Just a constant barrage of manly heroes being awesome.
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Old 03-01-2010, 09:00 PM   #9126
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

Then why post here?

Also, hi
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Old 03-01-2010, 09:04 PM   #9127
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

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That's why OH is active as fuck compared to shitty spam zone. No fucktards to ruin every single thread. Just a constant barrage of manly heroes being awesome.
lawl. funny.
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Old 03-01-2010, 09:14 PM   #9128
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lawl. funny.
No it's not
It's true

And Jesus, get off his dick.
Stop trying to act like you don't care when so you obviously do
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Old 03-01-2010, 09:29 PM   #9129
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

i really don't care. i still have a life you know...
sometimes it's fun to read the stories you tell, and sometimes you are really pathetic. that's how it is.
so, i'll get another beer and leave you with the manly bunch :>
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Old 03-01-2010, 09:33 PM   #9130
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

You're both faggots, don't over complicate it.
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Old 03-01-2010, 09:45 PM   #9131
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

Why are we faggots?

Just cause one of the douchebags with a red name says so?
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Old 03-01-2010, 09:54 PM   #9132
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

^Yep.

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Then why post here?

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Because I'm a kind hero king that occasionally likes to grant you unworthy, unmanly souls with my presence every now and then. Because I'm generous like that. You're welcome.

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Old 03-01-2010, 10:15 PM   #9133
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

Well for one, you wrote a poem and didn't get laid. =/
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Old 03-01-2010, 10:16 PM   #9134
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

I guess that's better than not getting laid then writing a poem.
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Old 03-01-2010, 10:24 PM   #9135
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

I think he didn't get laid, wrote a (Incredibly faggy) poem, posted the poem on the interwebs and asked for chick advice, still continued to not get laid despite our charmingly manly advice, got dumped, cried and got all emo about it (I bet he wrote another poem or two during this time), continued to not get laid, the posted on the internet talking about wanting to burn his ex's house down and shit.

Not sure where exactly that falls on the scale of faggotry. Probably pretty high though.
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