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Old 05-01-2010, 07:14 PM   #9856
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What the fuck. I want a maid.


A hawt loli maid that lives at my house 24/7.
You wont believe me if i told you that this is actually very possible. my uncle had one before.

The story behind that is that in the country sides people breed to many children (Like you can easily find a family of 14) and they are usually poor (and yes they don't know anything about condoms or breed limitation in general) so what does the father do? He can't afford to feed all those children nor teach them so whenever they are ready to work he send them to work.

Usually the boys work in the farms and other jobs that require nothing more than physical abilities and skills that they can learn by time.
As for the girls the most common thing is to send them to work in the city,They totally leave her to live with you permenantly and her father or mother comes every month to take the price (Usually 250 L.E.).

After years..a special bond usually get formed where the girl is considered a daughter of the family so even when she gets married,it's a custom that the groom ask for her hand from the mentioned family not the original and if they refused him..the girl accepts that out of respect.
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Old 05-01-2010, 07:24 PM   #9857
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adopt a loli. then u dont have to pay her continually and she'll have to live there, just pay adoption fees, once. <.<
Hey, that's not a bad idea. Don't they pay you to adopt kids too? I know they do with foster care, but I think that's kind of the same thing. Sorta kinda. So it's not like I'd have to really waste too much money feeding them or anything either. And I could raise some awesome as fuck kids. Hmmm.

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You wont believe me if i told you that this is actually very possible. my uncle had one before.

The story behind that is that in the country sides people breed to many children (Like you can easily find a family of 14) and they are usually poor (and yes they don't know anything about condoms or breed limitation in general) so what does the father do? He can't afford to feed all those children nor teach them so whenever they are ready to work he send them to work.

Usually the boys work in the farms and other jobs that require nothing more than physical abilities and skills that they can learn by time.
As for the girls the most common thing is to send them to work in the city,They totally leave her to live with you permenantly and her father or mother comes every month to take the price (Usually 250 L.E.).

After years..a special bond usually get formed where the girl is considered a daughter of the family so even when she gets married,it's a custom that the groom ask for her hand from the mentioned family not the original and if they refused him..the girl accepts that out of respect.
How much is 250 LE in real money?
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Old 05-01-2010, 07:26 PM   #9858
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

1$ = 5.5 L.E.
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Old 05-01-2010, 07:28 PM   #9859
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

That's one cheap loli.
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Old 05-01-2010, 07:33 PM   #9860
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Hey, that's not a bad idea. Don't they pay you to adopt kids too? I know they do with foster care, but I think that's kind of the same thing. Sorta kinda. So it's not like I'd have to really waste too much money feeding them or anything either. And I could raise some awesome as fuck kids. Hmmm.
iunno, never adopt or ask people who have adopted before XD

but celebs seem to adopt kids a lot, if they can do it with their media abusive lives, so can uuuuu XD
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Old 05-01-2010, 07:34 PM   #9861
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That's one cheap loli.
That's because you are obligated to provide her food,cloth,nurturing,...etc..and if you are kind enough you can teach her some stuff so she wont grow to be illiterate.

It's kinda terrible to force a child to work during his/her childhood,I'd be very kind with my loli maid,I'd get her tons of awesome shit and teach her how to play video games with me.
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Old 05-01-2010, 07:43 PM   #9862
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

then teach her how to sucky sucky, yuh huhhh
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Old 05-01-2010, 07:45 PM   #9863
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

45 bucks a month for a loli? That is good.

I would think about moving to Egypt and running that shit, if I wasn't fairly sure that it would suck there.
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Old 05-01-2010, 08:01 PM   #9864
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45 bucks a month for a loli? That is good.

I would think about moving to Egypt and running that shit, if I wasn't fairly sure that it would suck there.
As long as you have some real money,you'll live like a fucking king.

if you remember that part in "the Eurotrip" movie where they ended up in the middle of nowhere with just 2$,you'd know what am talking about. ;]
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Old 05-01-2010, 08:08 PM   #9865
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

Adopting kids from poorer nations is all the rage nowadays. I know this, because Madonna once referred to it as "the new black". Or that might have been the kid, I dunno.
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Old 05-01-2010, 08:52 PM   #9866
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Man, I see this shit is still going? Awesome. Look at what I made!
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I like how parents who adopted used to try and hide their child was adopted until they were the right age, then tell them.

Nope not these days how do you convince a black child that he is the biological child of 2 white people without saying 1) I was raped by a black guy, or 2) I cheated on your dad with a black guy......
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Man, I see this shit is still going? Awesome. Look at what I made!
What? Adoption......
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Old 05-01-2010, 08:55 PM   #9869
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No, I started this thread on here originally, way back in something like 2005.
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Old 05-01-2010, 09:07 PM   #9870
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Oh, yeah. I remember that. NL was horrible back then.
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