The Longest Thread Ever v28 - Page 765

RNB · 07-16-2010, 07:40 PM

What is N48s skype? Post in OH.

zer0systm · 07-16-2010, 07:54 PM

You guys best wait till I'm back in Aust before this big skype orgy, cause if not I'll.....well fuck, not much I can do is there......

***Demi-God*** · 07-16-2010, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zer0systm

I just go in a conversational loop about putting shrimp on the barbie and drinking fosters

you shut up arty

You loved the Fosters!

And Mace, hear that, we should get an internet chat room. Lemme set it up.

zer0systm · 07-16-2010, 08:06 PM

WHAT ARE THESE LIES YOU FILL THE INTERNET WITH!!!!
shhhhhhhh betweeeeeeeeen maaaaaaaaaaaates rememberrrrrrrr

**Miburo** · 07-16-2010, 09:08 PM

Goddamn. I just got home from having to do all this bullshit, and my faggot neighbor is all like "Hey, when are you going to mow your lawn?"

And I was like "Fuck you, faggot. I just mowed it a few days ago, you stupid fuck. I'm not going to mow it for a month now just to piss you off. And your mustache looks gay as shit." He has a mustache and a pony-tail. Seriously, what a douche.

"What the heck is your problem? I was just joking."

"Oh. Well, I wasn't. Fuck you." Then I came inside and posted this.

It should be noted that this guy is a massive douche who bitches about stupid shit all the time. Like three weeks ago he was giving me this speech about how I should take better care of my mailbox because it makes the row of mailboxes look shitty or some shit, since I don't repaint it every couple of years or whatever. I failed to see why he'd care, since his mailbox isn't even in my mailbox row thing. And he does seriously care if I mow my lawn or not. Hell, he watches me do it to see if I'll purposely blow grass clippings in his faggy fish pond. Which I do every time. Fuck his fish pond.

OG · 07-16-2010, 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miburo

Goddamn. I just got home from having to do all this bullshit, and my faggot neighbor is all like "Hey, when are you going to mow your lawn?"

And I was like "Fuck you, faggot. I just mowed it a few days ago, you stupid fuck. I'm not going to mow it for a month now just to piss you off. And your mustache looks gay as shit." He has a mustache and a pony-tail. Seriously, what a douche.

"What the heck is your problem? I was just joking."

"Oh. Well, I wasn't. Fuck you." Then I came inside and posted this.

It should be noted that this guy is a massive douche who bitches about stupid shit all the time. Like three weeks ago he was giving me this speech about how I should take better care of my mailbox because it makes the row of mailboxes look shitty or some shit, since I don't repaint it every couple of years or whatever. I failed to see why he'd care, since his mailbox isn't even in my mailbox row thing. And he does seriously care if I mow my lawn or not. Hell, he watches me do it to see if I'll purposely blow grass clippings in his faggy fish pond. Which I do every time. Fuck his fish pond.

you should say when u mow that rat off ur face <.<

assuming his tache is ghey.

or not.

Shrike · 07-16-2010, 09:11 PM

I fucking hate neighbors who are like "Hey, watcha eating?" or dumb shit like that. Mind your own goddamn business and stfu.

RNB · 07-16-2010, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OG

you should say when u mow that rat off ur face <.<

assuming his tache is ghey.

or not.

I don't know how well that would work.

**Miburo** · 07-16-2010, 09:22 PM

That's another thing. I have my crazy fucking uncle still living with me, and that guy has to tell me everything he's doing all the time. "Hey, I'm going to go out front and drink some beers." "Oh hey, I'm going to go downstairs and make a sandwich. (That's all we have to eat.)" "Oh hey, you awake? I'm going to do some laundry. Then probably take a shower." "Hey, you in there (My room.)? Cool. I'm going to drink about 20 bud lights then walk around the house with my boots on in the middle of the night, sulking because I'm lonely."

"Jesus fuck, uncle mike. Whatever. I don't care."

He was saying he's not going to be here this weekend this morning, and I'm like "Okay dude." And he kept going on about it, like he wanted me to say "Oh really? Where you going?" But, unfortunately for him, I don't care. So I just sat there in silence drinking my orange juice, while he awkwardly talked about how sad he is.

RNB · 07-16-2010, 09:25 PM

Why doesn't he just hang out at the bar?

**Miburo** · 07-16-2010, 09:28 PM

I dunno. Probably because he's 5'5 and 130lbs, and people that aren't related to him probably won't hesitate to punch him in the head for being such a whiny pansy.

RNB · 07-16-2010, 09:29 PM

You should be like Will Smith in Hitch and hitch him up with some girl so he doesn't have to live in your house anymore.

**Miburo** · 07-16-2010, 09:33 PM

I would, since I'm pimp like that, but I'd feel like I'd be abusing women in some round-a-bout way. Since my aunt is divorcing him because he kinda is one of those overly possessive crazy dudes that you see on those daytime talk shows.

RNB · 07-16-2010, 09:34 PM

Change him around though. Teach him how to dance and shit. I don't know what I am talking about, but it works in the movies.

It works.

OG · 07-16-2010, 09:36 PM

women do liek dudes that know how to dance XD

yea hes just lonely, need someone to talk to.

07-16-2010, 07:40 PM	#11461
RNB El Topo Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Age: 20 Posts: 1,169 Thanks: 3,294 Thanked 1,887 Times in 822 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 What is N48s skype? Post in OH. __________________ "Nature loves to be hidden." - Heraclitus

07-16-2010, 07:54 PM	#11462
zer0systm Antagonist Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: West. Australia Age: 24 Posts: 1,012 Thanks: 4,259 Thanked 8,041 Times in 2,867 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 You guys best wait till I'm back in Aust before this big skype orgy, cause if not I'll.....well fuck, not much I can do is there...... __________________ Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

07-16-2010, 08:06 PM	#11464
zer0systm Antagonist Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: West. Australia Age: 24 Posts: 1,012 Thanks: 4,259 Thanked 8,041 Times in 2,867 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 WHAT ARE THESE LIES YOU FILL THE INTERNET WITH!!!! shhhhhhhh betweeeeeeeeen maaaaaaaaaaaates rememberrrrrrrr __________________ Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

07-16-2010, 09:08 PM	#11465
Miburo Deos Fortioribus Adesse Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Valhalla Posts: 3,543 Thanks: 34,417 Thanked 17,643 Times in 5,442 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Goddamn. I just got home from having to do all this bullshit, and my faggot neighbor is all like "Hey, when are you going to mow your lawn?" And I was like "Fuck you, faggot. I just mowed it a few days ago, you stupid fuck. I'm not going to mow it for a month now just to piss you off. And your mustache looks gay as shit." He has a mustache and a pony-tail. Seriously, what a douche. "What the heck is your problem? I was just joking." "Oh. Well, I wasn't. Fuck you." Then I came inside and posted this. It should be noted that this guy is a massive douche who bitches about stupid shit all the time. Like three weeks ago he was giving me this speech about how I should take better care of my mailbox because it makes the row of mailboxes look shitty or some shit, since I don't repaint it every couple of years or whatever. I failed to see why he'd care, since his mailbox isn't even in my mailbox row thing. And he does seriously care if I mow my lawn or not. Hell, he watches me do it to see if I'll purposely blow grass clippings in his faggy fish pond. Which I do every time. Fuck his fish pond.

07-16-2010, 09:11 PM	#11467
Shrike █▄ █▄█ █▄ ▀█▄ Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Silent Hill Posts: 5,163 Thanks: 7,879 Thanked 9,869 Times in 2,947 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 I fucking hate neighbors who are like "Hey, watcha eating?" or dumb shit like that. Mind your own goddamn business and stfu.

07-16-2010, 09:22 PM	#11469
Miburo Deos Fortioribus Adesse Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Valhalla Posts: 3,543 Thanks: 34,417 Thanked 17,643 Times in 5,442 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 That's another thing. I have my crazy fucking uncle still living with me, and that guy has to tell me everything he's doing all the time. "Hey, I'm going to go out front and drink some beers." "Oh hey, I'm going to go downstairs and make a sandwich. (That's all we have to eat.)" "Oh hey, you awake? I'm going to do some laundry. Then probably take a shower." "Hey, you in there (My room.)? Cool. I'm going to drink about 20 bud lights then walk around the house with my boots on in the middle of the night, sulking because I'm lonely." "Jesus fuck, uncle mike. Whatever. I don't care." He was saying he's not going to be here this weekend this morning, and I'm like "Okay dude." And he kept going on about it, like he wanted me to say "Oh really? Where you going?" But, unfortunately for him, I don't care. So I just sat there in silence drinking my orange juice, while he awkwardly talked about how sad he is.

07-16-2010, 09:25 PM	#11470
RNB El Topo Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Age: 20 Posts: 1,169 Thanks: 3,294 Thanked 1,887 Times in 822 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Why doesn't he just hang out at the bar? __________________ "Nature loves to be hidden." - Heraclitus

07-16-2010, 09:28 PM	#11471
Miburo Deos Fortioribus Adesse Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Valhalla Posts: 3,543 Thanks: 34,417 Thanked 17,643 Times in 5,442 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 I dunno. Probably because he's 5'5 and 130lbs, and people that aren't related to him probably won't hesitate to punch him in the head for being such a whiny pansy.

07-16-2010, 09:29 PM	#11472
RNB El Topo Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Age: 20 Posts: 1,169 Thanks: 3,294 Thanked 1,887 Times in 822 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 You should be like Will Smith in Hitch and hitch him up with some girl so he doesn't have to live in your house anymore. __________________ "Nature loves to be hidden." - Heraclitus

07-16-2010, 09:33 PM	#11473
Miburo Deos Fortioribus Adesse Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Valhalla Posts: 3,543 Thanks: 34,417 Thanked 17,643 Times in 5,442 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 I would, since I'm pimp like that, but I'd feel like I'd be abusing women in some round-a-bout way. Since my aunt is divorcing him because he kinda is one of those overly possessive crazy dudes that you see on those daytime talk shows.

07-16-2010, 09:34 PM	#11474
RNB El Topo Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Age: 20 Posts: 1,169 Thanks: 3,294 Thanked 1,887 Times in 822 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Change him around though. Teach him how to dance and shit. I don't know what I am talking about, but it works in the movies. It works. __________________ "Nature loves to be hidden." - Heraclitus

07-16-2010, 09:36 PM	#11475
OG [잊지 말아요] Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 25 Posts: 7,624 Thanks: 2,234 Thanked 4,187 Times in 1,817 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 women do liek dudes that know how to dance XD yea hes just lonely, need someone to talk to. __________________

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