The Longest Thread Ever v28 - Page 843

LonelyNinja · 11-16-2010, 01:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Miburo

I was going to pick soldier, since I too find superpowers to usually be unmanly. But I'll make an exception if the superpower it to fucking slam into anything that pisses you off. Which is way manlier than sitting behind boxes and shooting shit. So I went Vanguard instead.

In the "Lair of the Shadow Broker" DLC you fight another Vanguard SPECTRE. Apparently if you both use your rush attack it inadvertently becomes an episode of DBZ, but with guns. I think that would be pretty fun.

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And nah, some other monster dude was the leader. Which sucks, because the monster dudes talked about that Wrex dude, and he sounded like quite the badass. Seems like he raped giant monster acid spitting thing too.

That's hardcore lame. Play the first one just so you can see how much of a badass Wrex is. Also, you get a really awesome bro moment with him if he survives and you see him in ME2.

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I like tall monster dude, because he fights for fucking justice and made me lol when he was talking about battling some chick and then banging her... Wasn't a fan of scientist alien until he started singing, but still, I'm not letting that weird thing hang out with me... Don't know what the last thing is going to be yet, hopefully something not scrubby. Meaning I hope it's another monster dude. Because everyone seems to suck hardcore compared to monster dude and I.

Garrus is bro for life. SCOPIN'. DROPPIN'. GIVIN' YOU A CHANCE AT THE LADIES NOW THAT HE HAS SCARS.

Mordin is mildly lulzy. Him singing is the best. His loyalty mission isn't too bad. Discuss philosophy, ethics, and whatnot with him.

Last companion is the shit.

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And I think my secretary wants my dude to bang her. Which is totally understandable, because I'm awesome. Actually, pretty sure all the chicks on the ship want my dude in them.

It's AWWWWRIGHT.

Also, read my zombie story.

Nerox · 11-16-2010, 03:52 AM

Never read a more accurate and awesome description of ME and ME2 than of you guys. I already played it multiple times, but just reading this I need to play it again.

DaRest · 12-10-2010, 10:53 AM

Big red dick!

ACt · 12-10-2010, 11:57 AM

Well, now. There goes that first impression. Anything else to add?

Jaxon · 12-10-2010, 02:33 PM

You can actually get Grunt's beastly Krogan shotgun later in the game. I don't recommend it though. I play Vanguard too (LN's DBZ comment is about my fight with the Spectre), and I took that shotgun as an upgrade when it was offered. It's fuck-off powerful, but fires one round before you need to pump it. Therefore, I can't zoom into battle, slow down time and kill multiple enemies before returning to normal, just one. Leaves you kind of open.

**Miburo** · 12-10-2010, 06:57 PM

Oh, thank Odin. I got to the part where you can pick to get the man-shotgun, but I opted against it because of the option to get assault rifles and shit instead. Since every now and then I can't charge into shit like a goddamn badass, because it will get me killed. And I was pretty happy with my current shotgun's performance. So I figured having a longer range weapon would be more useful.

But after I picked the rifles I kept wanting to restart from the save before and get the man-shotgun, because I felt like a pussy for not picking it. Good to know it wasn't all that. No regrets. Fuck yeah.

Also, I liked the final guy that I found, since he's a goddamn robot with sniper rifles and shit. Didn't really get to use him much since those asshole things attacked my shit and kidnapped my secretary. Which pissed me off, so I went after them. I banged that alien chick with the mask, because she volunteered for a dong impaling before any of the other chicks, and went off to fuck shit up. I fucked shit up, rescued my secretary, and blew up the alien dude robot thing while monster dude and my other dudes held off the other alien things. Illusive dude was pissed, but fuck that guy. Masked alien chick told me that me banging her made her sinuses all clogged up or some shit. I didn't know if I should take that as a compliment or not, but whatever.

Good fucking game though.

Jaxon · 12-11-2010, 03:17 AM

Yeah, when I picked that shotgun I felt the opposite, and actually went and did the mission again to change to assault rifle.

**Mal** · 12-13-2010, 09:30 AM

Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, bitches.

If the game's subtitle is any indication of its content, badass viking battles will surely ensue. As can be seen on the map below, Skyrim is in the north and is all snowy and shit, and is the homeland of The Elder Scroll's Norse inspired race, Nords.

Potentially even better than this, they'll no longer be using the Gamebryo engine, but an "all new" one instead.

Also, dragons.

Official website

Nerox · 12-13-2010, 09:47 AM

Elder Scrolls 5? About time I suppose. Dragons and Nord sound very promising. But damn, that's a long wait.

Edit: Holy crap, what an epic soundtrack in the video...

**Mal** · 12-13-2010, 09:52 AM

This is almost half the 17 month wait between the announcement and release of Oblivion.

But the November release is good for me, because I'll be getting two weeks off both school and work about 5 weeks after its release. That game is going to get played, hard. Tabitha, if you're reading this, I apologize in advance for not spending much time with you next Christmas.

ACt · 12-13-2010, 11:38 AM

^ Now that's being considerate. But seriously, you get the whole gaming system to yourself? I have to share.

**Mal** · 12-13-2010, 11:44 AM

I have to share my 360 with my brother, though the PS3 and TV are both mine. That doesn't really matter though, as I'll be getting ESV for PC.

Jaxon · 12-13-2010, 12:12 PM

Too bad it's the same month that MASS EFFECT FUCKING THREE comes out.

Skyrim will have to wait.

Nerox · 12-13-2010, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Jaxon

Too bad it's the same month that MASS EFFECT FUCKING THREE comes out.

Skyrim will have to wait.

What? ME 3 is shedueld for november too? I agree, Skyrim will have to wait. Need to look for a trailer for ME 3...

Jaxon · 12-13-2010, 12:54 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZGFjBmD41Q

11-16-2010, 03:52 AM	#12632
Nerox Mah'alleinir Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: The Golden Hall Posts: 743 Thanks: 2,254 Thanked 2,671 Times in 1,262 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Never read a more accurate and awesome description of ME and ME2 than of you guys. I already played it multiple times, but just reading this I need to play it again.

12-10-2010, 10:53 AM	#12633
DaRest Academy Student Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: in my house Age: 22 Posts: 11 Thanks: 4 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Big red dick! __________________ DaRest jr. reaper Majin Tenshi

12-10-2010, 11:57 AM	#12634
ACt Heart Wizard Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Halls of Irreverence Posts: 3,257 Thanks: 5,327 Thanked 18,707 Times in 4,853 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Well, now. There goes that first impression. Anything else to add?

12-10-2010, 02:33 PM	#12635
Jaxon Groovy. Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,393 Thanks: 3,601 Thanked 12,491 Times in 3,671 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 You can actually get Grunt's beastly Krogan shotgun later in the game. I don't recommend it though. I play Vanguard too (LN's DBZ comment is about my fight with the Spectre), and I took that shotgun as an upgrade when it was offered. It's fuck-off powerful, but fires one round before you need to pump it. Therefore, I can't zoom into battle, slow down time and kill multiple enemies before returning to normal, just one. Leaves you kind of open.

12-10-2010, 06:57 PM	#12636
Miburo Deos Fortioribus Adesse Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Valhalla Posts: 3,543 Thanks: 34,417 Thanked 17,643 Times in 5,442 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Oh, thank Odin. I got to the part where you can pick to get the man-shotgun, but I opted against it because of the option to get assault rifles and shit instead. Since every now and then I can't charge into shit like a goddamn badass, because it will get me killed. And I was pretty happy with my current shotgun's performance. So I figured having a longer range weapon would be more useful. But after I picked the rifles I kept wanting to restart from the save before and get the man-shotgun, because I felt like a pussy for not picking it. Good to know it wasn't all that. No regrets. Fuck yeah. Also, I liked the final guy that I found, since he's a goddamn robot with sniper rifles and shit. Didn't really get to use him much since those asshole things attacked my shit and kidnapped my secretary. Which pissed me off, so I went after them. I banged that alien chick with the mask, because she volunteered for a dong impaling before any of the other chicks, and went off to fuck shit up. I fucked shit up, rescued my secretary, and blew up the alien dude robot thing while monster dude and my other dudes held off the other alien things. Illusive dude was pissed, but fuck that guy. Masked alien chick told me that me banging her made her sinuses all clogged up or some shit. I didn't know if I should take that as a compliment or not, but whatever. Good fucking game though.

12-11-2010, 03:17 AM	#12637
Jaxon Groovy. Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,393 Thanks: 3,601 Thanked 12,491 Times in 3,671 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Yeah, when I picked that shotgun I felt the opposite, and actually went and did the mission again to change to assault rifle.

12-13-2010, 09:30 AM	#12638
Mal Scotch Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,103 Thanks: 12,877 Thanked 10,830 Times in 3,841 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, bitches. If the game's subtitle is any indication of its content, badass viking battles will surely ensue. As can be seen on the map below, Skyrim is in the north and is all snowy and shit, and is the homeland of The Elder Scroll's Norse inspired race, Nords. Potentially even better than this, they'll no longer be using the Gamebryo engine, but an "all new" one instead. Also, dragons. Official website Last edited by Mal; 12-13-2010 at 09:37 AM.

12-13-2010, 09:47 AM	#12639
Nerox Mah'alleinir Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: The Golden Hall Posts: 743 Thanks: 2,254 Thanked 2,671 Times in 1,262 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Elder Scrolls 5? About time I suppose. Dragons and Nord sound very promising. But damn, that's a long wait. Edit: Holy crap, what an epic soundtrack in the video...

12-13-2010, 09:52 AM	#12640
Mal Scotch Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,103 Thanks: 12,877 Thanked 10,830 Times in 3,841 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 This is almost half the 17 month wait between the announcement and release of Oblivion. But the November release is good for me, because I'll be getting two weeks off both school and work about 5 weeks after its release. That game is going to get played, hard. Tabitha, if you're reading this, I apologize in advance for not spending much time with you next Christmas. Last edited by Mal; 12-13-2010 at 09:55 AM.

12-13-2010, 11:38 AM	#12641
ACt Heart Wizard Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Halls of Irreverence Posts: 3,257 Thanks: 5,327 Thanked 18,707 Times in 4,853 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 ^ Now that's being considerate. But seriously, you get the whole gaming system to yourself? I have to share.

12-13-2010, 11:44 AM	#12642
Mal Scotch Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,103 Thanks: 12,877 Thanked 10,830 Times in 3,841 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 I have to share my 360 with my brother, though the PS3 and TV are both mine. That doesn't really matter though, as I'll be getting ESV for PC.

12-13-2010, 12:12 PM	#12643
Jaxon Groovy. Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,393 Thanks: 3,601 Thanked 12,491 Times in 3,671 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Too bad it's the same month that MASS EFFECT FUCKING THREE comes out. Skyrim will have to wait.

12-13-2010, 12:54 PM	#12645
Jaxon Groovy. Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,393 Thanks: 3,601 Thanked 12,491 Times in 3,671 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZGFjBmD41Q

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