The Longest Thread Ever v28 - Page 940

Jaxon · 07-13-2011, 08:29 AM

I look at their eyes for the moment they realise I'm not actually Michael Cera and the whole evening has been one big lie.

kluang · 07-13-2011, 08:31 AM

Its really satisfying when you look at her face during that moment.

It makes me feel, God I'm awesome

Tabris · 07-13-2011, 09:07 AM

Oh, they empty eyes?
they mean that you look troubled, distant and mysterious, like there's a deep romantic secret that you're hiding by blocking out all the scheming and emotions that cloud usual peoples eyes.
the ladies think that you have "empty eyes" that are waiting just for them to fill them with beautiful emotions associated with love and all that retarded shit of stupid romance novels.

they want to see your empty eyes filled with passion!

that's my guess anyways.

RNB · 07-13-2011, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Tabris

I read like nOne of this, except that which prompts me to say, I volunteer to be RNBs partner, if he'll accept me even though I am not an OH MALE.

This is how it's going to work.

You see, I am terribly afraid of my existence. Whenever I begin thinking about who I am, where am I, what is this object that I hold in my hand, what is my hand, I begin to feel it, the Nausea, the feeling that spreads at the bottom of the viscous puddle, at the bottom of our time--the time of purple suspenders and broken chair seats; it is made of wide soft instants, spreading at the edge, like an oil stain. I need to forget about it, I need to forget about this question, and that is where you come in. I lose myself in you momentarily, and then I go back to pondering the nature of existence because it is inevitable that I will. I don't want to live; make me forget that I am, and you will serve your purpose. Most of all, we cannot tie ourselves down to each other for that would only lead to a defining of our essentia, the equivalent of death.

***Demi-God*** · 07-13-2011, 10:46 AM

That's RNB's best chat up line, makes all the ladies swoon.

RNB · 07-13-2011, 11:01 AM

Yeah, that and, "So this morning I woke up as a cockroach . . ."

Tabris · 07-13-2011, 11:31 AM

i can't agree to your conditions, sorry RNB... also... i hate cockroaches

**Tsuna** · 07-19-2011, 01:15 AM

wassup bitches

kael03 · 07-19-2011, 01:21 AM

Lurk less, post more

**Tsuna** · 07-19-2011, 01:24 AM

Hahaha. I don't even lurk that much honestly... I just forget this site exists like 99.9% of the time. Then I'm like, I wonder what those fuckers over at NL are up to.

So what's up man?

kael03 · 07-19-2011, 01:29 AM

Attempting to find a job, preferably one that is in the same town as my college so I don't have to worry about driving 45 minutes 1 way to get to work. My parents don't seem to understand that little concept and are trying to force me to get a job locally. Other than that, trying to stave off insanity until the school year starts while living with my family. You?

Nerox · 07-19-2011, 01:40 AM

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Originally Posted by kael03

post more

That. Everything smooth, Tsuna?

UchihaTaijiya · 07-19-2011, 04:45 AM

OH pairings? Jesus guys...

LN and 48.

I gots Shrike and Tsuna. And G. Back off Nero. 8]

...

**Mal** · 07-19-2011, 08:31 AM

I have been listening almost exclusively to my local gangsta radio station, 104.7 "The Streetz" FM. Being as I usually listen to rock and can identify most songs on those stations, it is strange to have no idea what I am listening to most of the time.

ACt · 07-19-2011, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Mal

I have been listening almost exclusively to my local gangsta radio station, 104.7 "The Streetz" FM. Being as I usually listen to rock and can identify most songs on those stations, it is strange to have no idea what I am listening to most of the time.

So you now understand what the majority of radio listeners go through.

"Oh, I love that song."
"What song?"
"You know, that song."
"No... I don't. What's it called? Who's it by?"
"Uh, I can't remember."
"How's it go?"
"Oh, you know... doo do dee doo doo doo baby I <mumble> da dee <mumble>"
"Ohhhh... that song." <rolls eyes>

07-13-2011, 08:29 AM	#14086
Jaxon Groovy. Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,393 Thanks: 3,598 Thanked 12,487 Times in 3,669 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 I look at their eyes for the moment they realise I'm not actually Michael Cera and the whole evening has been one big lie.

07-13-2011, 08:31 AM	#14087
kluang One Punch Man Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,419 Thanks: 3,186 Thanked 4,660 Times in 2,100 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Its really satisfying when you look at her face during that moment. It makes me feel, God I'm awesome __________________ To err is human, to forgive, divine. Humans aren't machines... they have souls, feelings. They live, they die, they love, they hate... And yes, they even make mistakes..... When kluang finds you creepy and wrong then you are beyond horrible. He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Being Malaysian is about driving in a German car to an Indian restaurant for an Indonesian food, then travelling home, grabbing a Pakistani kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. Because we have no originality.

07-13-2011, 09:07 AM	#14088
Tabris Sexy Lady Join Date: May 2005 Location: in a box, out side your house, with binoculars. Posts: 778 Thanks: 5,540 Thanked 4,286 Times in 1,950 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Oh, they empty eyes? they mean that you look troubled, distant and mysterious, like there's a deep romantic secret that you're hiding by blocking out all the scheming and emotions that cloud usual peoples eyes. the ladies think that you have "empty eyes" that are waiting just for them to fill them with beautiful emotions associated with love and all that retarded shit of stupid romance novels. they want to see your empty eyes filled with passion! that's my guess anyways. __________________ C&H FTW official co-owner of the digimon fan club!

07-13-2011, 10:46 AM	#14090
*Demi-God* BEST Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,263 Thanks: 2,813 Thanked 6,861 Times in 2,436 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 That's RNB's best chat up line, makes all the ladies swoon.

07-13-2011, 11:01 AM	#14091
RNB El Topo Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Age: 20 Posts: 1,169 Thanks: 3,294 Thanked 1,887 Times in 822 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Yeah, that and, "So this morning I woke up as a cockroach . . ." __________________ "Nature loves to be hidden." - Heraclitus

07-13-2011, 11:31 AM	#14092
Tabris Sexy Lady Join Date: May 2005 Location: in a box, out side your house, with binoculars. Posts: 778 Thanks: 5,540 Thanked 4,286 Times in 1,950 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 i can't agree to your conditions, sorry RNB... also... i hate cockroaches __________________ C&H FTW official co-owner of the digimon fan club!

07-19-2011, 01:15 AM	#14093
Tsuna ♪S♥NE~소녀시대♪♪ Join Date: Jun 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 4,221 Thanks: 193 Thanked 2,472 Times in 1,140 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 wassup bitches

07-19-2011, 01:21 AM	#14094
kael03 Aspiring Physicist Join Date: May 2010 Age: 27 Posts: 4,603 Thanks: 4,855 Thanked 8,543 Times in 3,786 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Lurk less, post more

07-19-2011, 01:24 AM	#14095
Tsuna ♪S♥NE~소녀시대♪♪ Join Date: Jun 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 4,221 Thanks: 193 Thanked 2,472 Times in 1,140 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Hahaha. I don't even lurk that much honestly... I just forget this site exists like 99.9% of the time. Then I'm like, I wonder what those fuckers over at NL are up to. So what's up man?

07-19-2011, 01:29 AM	#14096
kael03 Aspiring Physicist Join Date: May 2010 Age: 27 Posts: 4,603 Thanks: 4,855 Thanked 8,543 Times in 3,786 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 Attempting to find a job, preferably one that is in the same town as my college so I don't have to worry about driving 45 minutes 1 way to get to work. My parents don't seem to understand that little concept and are trying to force me to get a job locally. Other than that, trying to stave off insanity until the school year starts while living with my family. You?

07-19-2011, 04:45 AM	#14098
UchihaTaijiya sublimis ab unda Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 2,777 Thanks: 7,387 Thanked 3,312 Times in 1,249 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 OH pairings? Jesus guys... LN and 48. I gots Shrike and Tsuna. And G. Back off Nero. 8] ... __________________ If the elephants have past lives yet are destined to always remember It's no wonder how they scream Like you and I they must have some temper And I am dreaming of them on the plains Dirtying up their beds Watching for some sign of rain to cool their hot heads And how dare that you send me that card when I'm doing all that I can do You are forcing me to remember when all I want is to just forget you If the tiger shall protect her young then tell me how did you slip by All my instincts have failed me for once I must have somehow slept the whole night And I am dreaming of them with their kill Tearing it all apart Blood dripping from their lips and teeth sinking into heart And how dare that you say you'll call When you know I need some peace of mind If you have to take sides with the animals Won't you do it with one who is kind And if the hawks in the trees need the dead If you're living you don't stand a chance For a time though you share the same bed There are only two ends to this dance You can flee with your wounds just in time or lie there as he feeds Watching yourself ripped to shreds and laughing as you bleed So for those of you falling in love keep it kind Keep it good Keep it right Throw yourself in the midst of danger but keep one eye open at night

07-19-2011, 08:31 AM	#14099
Mal Scotch Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,101 Thanks: 12,855 Thanked 10,825 Times in 3,840 Posts	Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28 I have been listening almost exclusively to my local gangsta radio station, 104.7 "The Streetz" FM. Being as I usually listen to rock and can identify most songs on those stations, it is strange to have no idea what I am listening to most of the time.

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