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Old 12-20-2011, 08:05 PM   #14671
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

PETA can go suck on the giant tanuki nutsack.
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Old 12-20-2011, 08:14 PM   #14672
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

What Axiom said. But adding to that, the game isn't even fun! It is an outrage!!
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Old 01-03-2012, 08:05 PM   #14673
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

Not sure how serious he is, but it is his words. Randy Blythe of Lamb of God has announced he wants to be President.

If legit I know who I'm voting for.

Edit: My favorite promise is the UFC-style cage fight to the death with a POW from a country he thinks we should still be fighting in.

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Old 01-04-2012, 08:51 AM   #14674
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

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If legit I know who I'm voting for.
Shit, where's my fake US ID?!

On a serious note, the Iowa Caucases said:

D: Barack Obama (98%), Others (2%)
R: Mitt Romney by eight votes (24.6%), Rick Santorum (24.5%), Ron Paul (21%), Newt Gingrich (13%), Rick Perry (10%), Michele Bachmann (5%), and Jon Huntsman (1%)

How the hell is Santorum almost tied with Romney? Isn't he the guy who's last name is synonymous with "the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex" because he's such an insufferable moron towards the LGBT community that it just dragged him through the mud long enough he had to go to Fox News for anyone to give a shit about him?

Seriously, Iowa, what the flying fuck?! But at least it seems Rick Perry and Bachmann are in their way out of the nomination. Oh and Jon Hunstman... who?
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Old 01-04-2012, 09:58 AM   #14675
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

No no no, Santorum is the guy who said this:

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Rick Santorum also tried to assign blame for the Catholic Church Pedophile Priest scandal on parties other than pedophile priests and church hierarchy.

Santorum fingered "the media" "Boston" and "academic, political and cultural liberalism" which he says "lies at the center of the storm."

It is startling that those in the media and academia appear most disturbed by this aberrant behavior, since they have zealously promoted moral relativism by sanctioning "private" moral matters such as alternative lifestyles. Priests, like all of us, are affected by culture. When the culture is sick, every element in it becomes infected. While it is no excuse for this scandal, it is no surprise that Boston, a seat of academic, political and cultural liberalism in America, lies at the center of the storm.
http://www.universalhub.com/2011/ric...ship-tue-530pm

The priests are not vile pedophile rapists, but just victims of society that liberalism wants to promote. Why are people so shocked?
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Old 01-04-2012, 10:41 AM   #14676
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

He's both. =D This gem:

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"Every society in the history of man has upheld the institution of marriage as a bond between a man and a woman.... In every society, the definition of marriage has not ever to my knowledge included homosexuality. That's not to pick on homosexuality. It's not, you know, man on child, man on dog, or whatever the case may be. It is one thing. And when you destroy that you have a dramatic impact on the quality".
Santorum is up there because frankly all of the others with the exception of Ron Paul and Romney have had their media hype and been shat out again. Huntsman is basically Romney Jr. and isn't a complete retard but he'll never have the Republicans fully on his side.

But yeah, Santorum is the anal lube froth guy. He doesn't have a chance of going further than this, give him a week or two and he'll be back to his usual ratings. Romney will most likely get it unless Ron Paul surprises the fuck out of everyone, which I hope he does.
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Old 01-04-2012, 11:49 AM   #14677
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

Like Demi-God said, he's both. And he's also an avid supporter of "Teach the Controversy". He's quite the triple dumbass.

About the pedo priests, Tim Minchin said it best.

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Santorum is up there because frankly all of the others with the exception of Ron Paul and Romney have had their media hype and been shat out again
Now that I see Iowa's tendencies for the GOP:


Consistency isn't in their dictionary, it seems. So probably Santorum will just hang there as long as the buttsex jokes with his name are made.
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Old 01-04-2012, 12:00 PM   #14678
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

First of all, I love Minchin and love that song.

Second, yeah, that's how it's been going. Cain with his affairs, Perry with his being a complete fucking idiot and his advert (Gays in the military? Oh noes! How dare they protect their country?!), Gingrich had a little surge but every speech he ever makes makes him sound like more of a complete moron without a grip on reality (also, had an affair), Bachman isn't on their but hers is similar to the others and she's just Sarah Palin without glasses.

Only Romney is really slightly consistent but he's always been the safe choice, though he flip flops a lot on issues and it's generally believed he isn't human. Though I'm really happy to see Ron Paul going up, he has a few issues but he's the best of the worst and I would rather he get a chance than the other fuckwits.
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Old 01-04-2012, 01:03 PM   #14679
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

Well, another fuckwit has dropped. The crazy broad that made Palin look good is gone.
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Old 01-04-2012, 01:06 PM   #14680
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

Cain, Perry and Bachman down. Anal froth and fat dough boy to go.
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Old 01-04-2012, 01:08 PM   #14681
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First of all, I love Minchin and love that song.
Me too. Minchin's delivery is just awesome. The theory of gravity punchline has me in stitches every time I hear it.

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Perry with his being a complete fucking idiot and his advert (Gays in the military? Oh noes! How dare they protect their country?!)
That always baffled me. If he hates gays so much, wouldn't he be in favor of them serving in the army? I mean, in a right-wing nut kind of logic, that'd mean they'd have less chances to spread their icky gayness in the US, since they'd sent away to wars (or at least to military bases, away from the populace) and the chances of them dying would be much higher. Or maybe that kind of eugenics is too smart for your regular GOP runner?

To complete the ephemeral trends rant, Santorum is pretty much the political version of Bryan Fischer and I wouldn't be surprised they're somehow buddies.

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Only Romney is really slightly consistent but he's always been the safe choice, though he flip flops a lot on issues and it's generally believed he isn't human. Though I'm really happy to see Ron Paul going up, he has a few issues but he's the best of the worst and I would rather he get a chance than the other fuckwits.
To be honest, Ron Paul would get a guaranteed nominee if not for the bipartidary system of the US. If there were at least two right-wing parties, one more down-to-earth than the other, Ron Paul would definitely be the nominee of the former. But since that's not the case, he pretty much has to depend on the votes of (much) more extreme points of view which would rather vote for the Nut Of The Month or Romney (which I agree is too politically amorphous to be human).

The only way Ron Paul can be nominated with some margin of relief is if Romney somehow sunks his own ship or Republicans get a sudden case of centralism. Otherwise, it'll be a fluke.

Edit: Geez, is Bachmann's mission in life to look like she's about to devour everyone's soul with her creepy stare? The video frame just scares me senseless.
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

My favorite part of the article:

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"She doesn't see where she made mistakes," Stewart said. "None of us, you know, see where there were mistakes made."
The fact that she's a batshit crazy, hyper religious dipshit didn't factor into "mistakes", apparently.
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Old 01-04-2012, 01:24 PM   #14683
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The fact that she's a batshit crazy, hyper religious dipshit didn't factor into "mistakes", apparently.
That was her whole shtick, she had nothing else to push her campaign.

And I loved the Daily show sketch on the Iowa Caucuses. Specially since it was made before them and nailed it.
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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

I watched that this morning, I laughed a little too hard when he got a some Santorum on Romney.

My favourite thing is when Republicans go on and on about the sanctity of marriage and how homosexuality is ruining everything and then half of them end up having affairs.

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Re: The Longest Thread Ever v28

You know what the craziest thing about the Republican party right now? If Palin suddenly jumped in, she'd probably win.
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