jericho Uzimaki

How the Naruto Kyuubi "thing" should have went:

Bee, "now that we are here this is where you make yourself clear. let em know your the boss, flex on him then use a right cross!"

Naruto." well if i have to fight the Fox then that's what i will do."

Inside his mind. We see the Fox. Naruto has used the key to the seal to engage the Fox.
Fox, "so what is it now? you need me to help your weak ass again?!"

Naruto looking down then slightly looks up casting a shadow on his face, "Eat shit."

Fox, "what did you say?"

Naruto, " i told you years ago you are in MY body and I am charging rent. it's been 16 years Fox. I been trying not to rely on you. bu the truth is we are both relying on each other. If you don't wanna cooperate with me? Fine, i will beat you ass until you do!"

Fox, "you have lost your pathetic mind!"

"Rasengan Storm!"

Naruto clones of at least 1000 hit him with Rasengans from behind.

He is knocked almost on his face but he is now on all fours.

Fox, "you little shit!"

"Shadow Clone Wind Storm!"

All the clones that attacked are surrounding him and concentrating a wind blast on him just like the water fall.

Fox, "ahhhh. fuck you1 for cutting me you little bitch!"
he roars and all clones disperse.
he knocks the original back but Naruto is blocking with arms crossed at the time. He lands and disperse, he was a clone.

Fox, "what?!"
"Double Giant Rasengans!"
To Sage Narutos are on both sides coming at him with Giant Rasengans

Naruto lands them and creates a giant crater that the fox is inside of on his back.

Naruto, "this is MY world my body my mind MY RULES. there is NO limit i can't break!"

"Multi sage clone Jutsu!"

He makes enough Sage Clones to surround the crater. they all are charging up Rasenshurikens slowly.

Fox, "looking up, " ha hah ahaha, it's about fucking time you grew a pair Naruto."

Naruto says nothing. the many Rasenshurikens are ready,

Fox, "No need for that, i feel the power in you without me now, i am not your lap dog by any means But i now respect you enough for me NOT to kill, for now"

Naruto disperses the clones but is still in Sage mode, "so now?"

Fox, "now I train you."

next issue " Kyuubi sensei?!"

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Joshua the Rogue

Transformers:Generations
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The Question

k-lai

^LMAOOOOOO Kyuubi Sensei lmaooooooo

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“Kyuubi Sensei- Naruto has a New teacher that was unexpected!”

Naruto is standing in front of Bee with his back to us.

Bee, “This some weird shit, I don’t know about this. This kinda deal is too strange to be real.”

Naruto with a strange voice, “We don’t need your permission bull boy.”

We see Naruto with Kyuubi eyes and sharp teeth. It is the Kyuubi speaking NOT Naruto.

Kyuubi, “If we are gonna be on equal ground then I will have to show him true power, as much as his flesh bag of a body can take.”

Hacibi, ”Bee let me talk to him,” Bee allows it, “It is not he same as me and Bee, we have become actual partners even friends.”

Kyuubi, “You always were one of the soft ones. I don’t care what your and you boyfriend do! I don’t fall in love w/ Naruto I am going to train him in a way ONLY the Fox Spirit can!”

Hacibi, “ You do realize that him using your chakra cloak will slowly kill him even though it is healing him at the same time? From what I understand you are not supposed to harm him or attempt to in any way.”

Kyuubi, “You so fucking stupid, it’ hard to believe you’re the right below me in power. I am going to prevent by showing him how to use his OWN chakra as if it were mine. Without me he has one of the greatest chakra pools I have seen in a human. Damn near as much as that fucking Sage of 6 paths!”

Hacibi, “ I see you two are going to do what you want, Naruto if you can hear me I hope you did the right thing.”

An Image of Naruto beside the Kyuubi, “I hope so too.”

Bee is in control once more, “I gotcha back Naruto but your on your own yo. But if shit goes wrong I will know.” He leaves the area it seems.

Kyuubi, “Now Naruto, we begin.”

Flash Back:

We see Darui and team Shika-Ino-cho engaging the Kyuubi twin.

Off to the side we see the Element Fan on the Ground. Feet approach, a hand reaches down and grabs it.

Back to Kyuubi/Naruto.

Naruto. “Okay Fox, that’s enough of you in control I need my body back! How are you gonna train me from in there anyway?”

Kyuubi, “simple I am part of your chakra as you know, make a shadow clone and I will show you.”

Naruto,“ Shadow clone jutsu, now what?”

Kyuubi talking through the clone, “now this!” He makes a seal and transforms into the 9 tailed Fox only a human sized version w/ no cloak.

“This is a little better, Now you are good at transformation and shadow clones. We both know that and your chakra control is excellent now.”

Naruto, “yes I am on the way to becoming the greatest Hokage ever!”

Kyuubi, “Shut up you half wit1 You think your big shit because you can do Shadow clones, and that piss poor reproduction of a Bijuu ball?! Naruto, you ain’t shit.”

Naruto looking angry and clenching his fist.

“You got some nerver fox, after I …”

Kyuubi, “shut up kid, you don’t have the right jutsu for all occasions. Yeah you put wind into the rasengan but what about vs. fire attacks or water?”

Naruto, “ didn’t think of that, I guess. Well you can teach me how to do chidori or fire ball jutsu or maybe wood style like captain Yamato?”

Kyuubi, “No. I can do better. All those jutsu are based on your human body and the affinity it has. You have two but that Uchiha wanna be only discovered wind.”

Flash back.

We see Naruto when he held up the split paper for Kakashi.
“he saw the split, so he knew it was wind. But what he didn’t see was the tiny water droplest on the corners. I gues he figured it was your sweat cause you were tryin fso hard.”

Present.

Naruto, “ so your saying i can do water jutsu? Alright right what style can I make with that, Hurricane style!
?”

Kyuubi, “Shut the fuck up and let me finish, Asshole, that’s why your so fucking dumb you never let anyone finish1 besides Hurricane Style is the dumbest shit I ever heard. No wait that Orange Hokage Shit you said was stupid too!”

Kyuubi, “first I want you to bring up my cloak, but this time think about healing NOT destroying.”

Naruto, “okay, think about healing, healing healing.”
A blue chakra cloak surrounds him similar to the Fox cloak.

Kyuubi, “wow you did that right let’s try this. Makes 3 clones, they all have the cloak.”

Naruto, “okay, you want me to do a rasengan?”
Kyuubi, “No, I hate that shit, perfection ha! how can you perfect something if you do it the same way as when you first learned it?!”

Kyuubi jumps on top of a downed pillar a few feet higher than Naruto.
“picture in the empty head of yours a clone using the signs Kakashi does making a chidori. Do you see his hand signs? Picture them slowly in your mind.
Next picture That Uchiha boy when he made fire ball jutsu, pay attention and make your clone do what he did, in your mind. And lastly, make some wind chakra with the 3rd one.”

Naruto concentrating, “okay, okay. Now what?”

Kyuubi, “open you eyes stupid.”


Naruto’s clones all are covered in elemental cloaks. Wind, lightning, and even fire!

Naruto, “shit how did I do that? Just by thinking of those jutsu? But why aren’t they popping out or burnin or anything?”

Kyuubi, “they are protected by your chakra cloak it’s like a barrier between them and the elements. I was just showing you what our bond has given you the ability to do. That will be later on.”

Naruto, “ how do I get rid of them?”

Fox , “just think it.”

They disappear.

Naruto, “great now we can combine a whole bunch of elements into the Rasengan ,Sage mode is gonna be awesome!”

Kyuubi, “there you go again talking.. Next lesson is turning into a full size Fox the all powerful prince of the demon spirits!

Naruto, “you want me to release you and turn full 9 tails? That will kill me!”

Kyuubi, “nope it won’t be me. You , you will be the new 9 tailed fox.”

Next “Naruto the bijuu and Kyuubi the Jinchuriki?!”

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Joshua the Rogue

Transformers:Generations
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First Orange knuckle head ninja

The Question

stubborn_d0nkey

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As Stubborn Donkey, More!!

I Would prefer a plot though where the natruto Kyubii alliance is based on the Kyubis traights, specifically hate.

If you think of naruto using Hate greed and logic to convince the kyubbi to ally with him (i think) it makes more sense.

for example:

logic: if naruto dies kyubbi dies, so best interest keep him alive. The chances of him taking control of naruto and being free that way now is alomst nil.
If naruto loses by madarra kyubbi becomes his puppet to dance to his tune (not what he wants) so best interest jhelp naruto win.

Greed: we know Kushina could survive after the kyubbi was taken out, (naruto knows this now) whether she could have recovered or would have slowly died is debateable. But naruto could promise to release the kyubbi on certain conditions after all this is over etc.

Hate: Kyubbi hates madarra for controlling him so that kyubbi has no control over himself. So kyubbi helps naruto for revenge on madarra and obviously to make sure he doesn't become his puppet again.

The kyubbi allying himself to naruto for his own interests is a lot more in character than a new found respect for naruto.

jericho Uzimaki

Okay here it goes.

Ever since Hanzo made that statement about Samurai becoming Ninja it made me think of some things.

1.I wondered WHY certain ninja were dressed like Samurai.
2.Samurai DID come b4 NINJA.
3.SO6P may have been a Samurai
4.Senju clan may have started as Samurai(just look at the garb the 1st is wearing).
5.The Sarutobi clan may have been Samurai(peep the 3rd's head gear)
6.The Uchiha & Senju may have been rival Samurai clans

So anyway Since the Samurai fled and became ninja then that would be a reason why they used the Iron country as a neutral spot.
Hmm also it seems that Ex-Samurai founded the Leaf. That may explain their mixed village make up. it has many different clans not just a couple and many different affinities as well. THAT versatility makes them so dangerous. they have so many powerful clans(in their own right)

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The Question

Senkradlol

Madara's plan was to use the moon to put everyone in a genjutsu, http://manga.animea.net/naruto-chapter-467-page-15.html

The 10 tails body is supposedly the moon, in the moon, whatever.

Now that Madara has rinnigan as well could it be that he for whatever reason has to use the rinnigan and moon's eye plan to awaken the 10tail's body and at that moment it fuses the other beasts in the statue thus bringing back the 10tails?

stubborn_d0nkey

Reread the manga, you'll get your answer (hopefully)

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Senkradlol

Fail ty. He needs the Jubi to cast the thing in the first place. I had my events mixed up ^_-

batonnoir

I don't know that there is a thread for mistakes in the manga or that there have actually been many or any...but I just noticed...

During Dariu's fight with Gin and Kin, he was in the process of being sucked into the gourd for saying words that sounded like dull. He was saved because he started saying sorry repeatedly and consequently his most used word changed...this was evidenced by the work sorry appearing on the blade.
The problem is that in the next chapter, he actually says the word sorry again, but is not sucked into the gourd.

It could be that the holder of the gourd is protected from the curse, but I'm going to say that this is just a good old fashioned boo-boo.

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1. Kimmimaru's Disease no jutsu
2. Itachi's Disease no Jutsu
3. Izuna's "Death"?
4. Obito's other eye
5. Nagato's Disease no jutsu

stubborn_d0nkey

he was holding both (the sword too) so maybe thats it, it could be the gourd or maybe its the sword or maybe it has a time limit (I do think that it having a time (or distance level) makes sense cause what about after the fight, though I'm sure it'd be so short) Or maybe there is some other kind of limit

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Well, one thing that bothers me now regarding Naruto manga/anime is the fact chuunin exams were way too brutal. It's basically a fight to the death between fellow villagers and that just doesn't seem right logically and morally.
That reminds me, when Zabuza was introduced there was a big deal out of him killing his fellow ninja graduates for his graduation. That kind of showed how cruel the mist village was in contrast to Konoha. But now the chuunin exams are pretty similar since you have situations where fellow rookies have to fight to the death (or K.O) to get the promotion.
Now if you don't have moral issues with ppl killing each other for promotion, here is a logical issue. Why would a village jeopardize their strongest fighters for no good reason? For example Neji, Naruto, Lee, Sasuke and most of Konoha rookies were very strong and promising ninjas. So why would you risk losing some of them in a motherfucking exam? What would hokage do if Naruto lost to Neji (got killed), "heh we lost the kyuubi jinchuriki but at least we know Neji is a pretty strong guy."

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kael03

Um...you're a little off on Zabuza's massacre. First off, he had just been admitted into the academy when that happened. He wasn't even a part of that class. Second, that bloodbath ended the "Bloody Mist" era. Third, the exams are to prove the students have what it takes to be a team leader. It weeds out the weak (sometimes permanently). Aside from the potential death, there's really nothing wrong with wanting your strongest people leading and using the matches of the chuunin exams to show who deserves to lead. I mean, would you want someone like Naruto to lead a team?

superninja

I don't know if it was a part of Zabuza's exam or it was just him going on killing ppl for no reason or in self defense (but going by what we have seen about Zabuza personality he doesn't look like he would kill for no good reason).
Ok, now I don't agree that this event ended the bloody mist era, why do you think that? It looks to me that the bloody mist era lasted as long as Tobi/Madara was manipulating their kage from the shadows. For example Haku's clan was being wiped out from the face of the earth after Zabuza graduated from academy, that was no doubt workings of our genocidal friend Tobi. He weakened the mist village severely with his lunatic policies.
Now for the chuunin exam thing, there is no point in "eradicating the weak" policy (sounds like some nazi shit). That is extremely flawed because as you have seen Naruto, Lee, Neji, Shikamaru, Shino were all pretty strong then already and are extremely strong now in the story. What if they eliminated each other back then, Konoha would lose a lot of it's power. Also, Chouji who was pretty weak back then is now a strong guy so going by that way of thinking Chouji would have died and again Konoha would lose on it's potential power. So as you can see, chuunin exams make no sense. They were fun to watch though.

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kael03

I stand slightly corrected, he wasn't even a student and he slaughtered 100 graduates.

It was called the "Bloody Mist" because of the graduation death match practice. As shown in the link above, this practice ended when Zabuza killed students when he wasn't even in the academy. So, the reason I think that is because KISHI SAID SO.

Actually, Haku was the one that killed his clan when they tried to kill him for having a Kekkei Genkai. Much like his dad killed his mom.

Ninja live in constant combat. They need to be strong or they would die on their first mission. No getting around it. Yes, it sounds like the eugenics policy that the Nazis used, but it's how things are done in war. You don't put weak people on the front lines.

Of those, the strongest is still a genin because he's retarded (and because he left for 3 years). I ask again, would you want someone like Naruto as a team leader?

Actually, it wouldn't. Konoha never had the death match policy. The losers of the chuunin exam were forced to wait until the next round before having the opportunity to try again. This gives them another 6 months to train and get better. They still participate in missions.

It does make sense for the reasons I listed above. The Chuunin exams were meant to find team leaders in the graduates that made it to the finals. Those that didn't make the cut were sent back to try again during the next exams.