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Re: wtf? PUT A BIBLE OVER YOUR PENIS, SAYS POPE
Believed in it? As in you think the pope is right? As in you agree that condoms are making the aids situation worse?
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Re: wtf? PUT A BIBLE OVER YOUR PENIS, SAYS POPE
Yeah, dont use condoms, just be abstinent lol. As if the catholic church is known for abstinence, not free reach arounds to the quire boys in the confession booth.
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Re: wtf? PUT A BIBLE OVER YOUR PENIS, SAYS POPE
As a believers I believed in these
![]() The Roman Catholic church encourages sexual abstinence and fidelity to prevent the disease from spreading. to those non-believers you can use condoms as long as it is safe,check it properly before using it ![]() to make my explanation short.. self pleasure(all by ourself)for single only, is the safest way for us believers.. ![]() for married person..(only your wife/husband) to those SEX MANIAC non believer..use double or triple condom or buy some sex dolls/dildo! ...or try to insert your dick at the elevator/lift entrance then close it!hahahaha
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Re: wtf? PUT A BIBLE OVER YOUR PENIS, SAYS POPE
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believers are wankers married people are cool non believers are sex maniacs that go around humping mailboxes and shoving sex toys up all sorts of orifices when dial-a-whore is not available. ^I just had to for the LULZ
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Re: wtf? PUT A BIBLE OVER YOUR PENIS, SAYS POPE
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OMFGPERSONALINFOALERT: I suppose you could consider me a SEX MANIAC.... But I don't pounce on everything that has a cock [only with one person really, I just happen to ENJOY it...], and where it is MY sin and my fault, I don't think you have any right to generalize so grossly :| In a nutshell~ You're being a wang. Shut up.
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Re: wtf? PUT A BIBLE OVER YOUR PENIS, SAYS POPE
Did someone just suggest double/triple condom use?
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coz what happens today, people are using condoms irresponsibly. im not judging anybody, but because they know that condoms can prevent their partner from getting preggy and it can protect them as well from STDs, they tend to have different partners (one-night stands, usually), and we all know that condoms dont always do its job. i just hope you get my point. ^_^ and Quote:
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Re: wtf? PUT A BIBLE OVER YOUR PENIS, SAYS POPE
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when you say self pleasure,it is Something or someone that provides a source of happiness by ourselves,we will watch action movies,drama(excluding porn movie hehe),playing video games,psp,ps2,ps3 etc,singing just to divert our attention from temptation,know what I mean?but we humans are not perfect,there are times that our mind is filled with lust,so in that case I will just pray for my sin. o yeahhhDid I mention that to those sex maniac non believers ladies they must pounce on everything that has a cock? o dear tsk!tsk! read my post very well, I said that to those sex maniac ladies(non believers only),they must used dildo! to prevent from aids & to stay safe also do you believe in GOD if yes,then I'll advice you stop premarital sex k? ,
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Re: wtf? PUT A BIBLE OVER YOUR PENIS, SAYS POPE
Here's an idea: Make her have a complete STD test preformed with certified results, review, fuck. If she makes baby, headbutt to the ovaries till the thing is dislodged. Might take a few goes at it.
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Edit: And why point fingers at the ladies as well? Its just as much the guy's responsibility to abstain/be responsible as it is the ladies. Anyway this has nothing to do with believers and non-believers, it has to do with the pope being an irresponsible twat. And why on earth must humans not enjoy each others bodies and pleasures responsibly? The idea is to teach responsibility before abstinence because it is easier to be responsible while doing what you want, than to abstain from doing it all together. Human's are lazy creatures, we will always choose the easiest way out of something. So the best thing to do is to teach the easy solution to a population of 5+ billion, dont you think? Condoms are the easy-safe-cost effective solution, so that is the one that you push as hard as you can while trying to teach abstinence. /discuss. Last edited by Nakaichiro; 03-25-2009 at 04:13 AM. |
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![]() yah I accept ,even I made a mistake because we are only human but atleast we believers know that its wrong.,so we only pray for our mistake,atleast our sin will be lessen. we know that AIDS cannot be attained during intercourse only,so we believers is not exempted of AIDS but our risk for having it is only small because we don't do premarital sex hehe.
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Re: wtf? PUT A BIBLE OVER YOUR PENIS, SAYS POPE
ummmmm....... kay.
*Shines reality bat* Protip: Most believers have sex before marriage. Even when one day your significant other says...."Oh yes im still a virgin" You are going to have to understand that they are very possibly lying. Sorry to hit you with the reality bat there buddy. I understand the religious PoV, but i also understand the human mind far better than you seem to. EDIT: And i have found the forum definition of hypocrisy: Quote:
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,but atleast I pray for my sin![]() in other words temptation for not having sex before marriage is one of the most difficult for us to deny,its like "thirsty fields under a rainless sky"
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Re: wtf? PUT A BIBLE OVER YOUR PENIS, SAYS POPE
I wish Orvell's parents used a condom. Goddamn.
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