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Old 03-24-2009, 04:20 AM   #31
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Re: wtf? PUT A BIBLE OVER YOUR PENIS, SAYS POPE

Believed in it? As in you think the pope is right? As in you agree that condoms are making the aids situation worse?
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Old 03-24-2009, 04:41 AM   #32
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Re: wtf? PUT A BIBLE OVER YOUR PENIS, SAYS POPE

Yeah, dont use condoms, just be abstinent lol. As if the catholic church is known for abstinence, not free reach arounds to the quire boys in the confession booth.
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Old 03-24-2009, 04:45 AM   #33
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Re: wtf? PUT A BIBLE OVER YOUR PENIS, SAYS POPE

As a believers I believed in these
The Roman Catholic church encourages sexual abstinence and fidelity to prevent the disease from spreading.
to those non-believers you can use condoms as long as it is safe,check it properly before using it
to make my explanation short..
self pleasure(all by ourself)for single only, is the safest way for us believers..

for married person..(only your wife/husband)

to those SEX MANIAC non believer..use double or triple condom or buy some sex dolls/dildo! ...or try to insert your dick at the elevator/lift entrance then close it!hahahaha
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Old 03-24-2009, 05:33 AM   #34
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Re: wtf? PUT A BIBLE OVER YOUR PENIS, SAYS POPE

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self pleasure(all by ourself)for single only, is the safest way for us believers..

for married person..(only your wife/husband)

to those SEX MANIAC non believer..use double or triple condom or buy some sex dolls/dildo! ...or try to insert your dick at the elevator/lift & close it!hahahaha
Translated into,

believers are wankers

married people are cool

non believers are sex maniacs that go around humping mailboxes and shoving sex toys up all sorts of orifices when dial-a-whore is not available.

^I just had to for the LULZ
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Old 03-24-2009, 12:25 PM   #35
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Re: wtf? PUT A BIBLE OVER YOUR PENIS, SAYS POPE

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self pleasure(all by ourself)for single only, is the safest way for us believers..

for married person..(only your wife/husband)

to those SEX MANIAC non believer..use double or triple condom or buy some sex dolls/dildo! ...or try to insert your dick at the elevator/lift entrance then close it!hahahaha
Show me where it says masturbation is any more Holy than sex with someone else....by all means I'm curious cuz fuck... I missed that part where I'm supposed to feel more dignified and redeemed by fapping.

OMFGPERSONALINFOALERT: I suppose you could consider me a SEX MANIAC.... But I don't pounce on everything that has a cock [only with one person really, I just happen to ENJOY it...], and where it is MY sin and my fault, I don't think you have any right to generalize so grossly :|

In a nutshell~ You're being a wang. Shut up.
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Old 03-24-2009, 06:25 PM   #36
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Re: wtf? PUT A BIBLE OVER YOUR PENIS, SAYS POPE

Did someone just suggest double/triple condom use?

The IQ median in this thread just dropped way down.
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Old 03-24-2009, 08:58 PM   #37
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Re: wtf? PUT A BIBLE OVER YOUR PENIS, SAYS POPE

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No fornication before marriage and no fooling around with someone else while you are married.
exactly.

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You know that's a spoof article right. The pontiff didn't physically suggest using the book itself as a contraceptive.
^^ i agree.

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Believed in it? As in you think the pope is right? As in you agree that condoms are making the aids situation worse?
the pope is just trying to say that a lil bit of abstinence from sex wouldnt hurt, and that it can help you prevent from having AIDS (that is if you are having multi-sex partners)

coz what happens today, people are using condoms irresponsibly. im not judging anybody, but because they know that condoms can prevent their partner from getting preggy and it can protect them as well from STDs, they tend to have different partners (one-night stands, usually), and we all know that condoms dont always do its job.

i just hope you get my point. ^_^

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believers are wankers

married people are cool

non believers are sex maniacs that go around humping mailboxes and shoving sex toys up all sorts of orifices when dial-a-whore is not available.
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Re: wtf? PUT A BIBLE OVER YOUR PENIS, SAYS POPE

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Show me where it says masturbation is any more Holy than sex with someone else....by all means I'm curious cuz fuck... I missed that part where I'm supposed to feel more dignified and redeemed by fapping.


OMFGPERSONALINFOALERT: I suppose you could consider me a SEX MANIAC.... But I don't pounce on everything that has a cock [only with one person really, I just happen to ENJOY it...], and where it is MY sin and my fault, I don't think you have any right to generalize so grossly :|


In a nutshell~ You're being a wang. Shut up.
who said masturbation?did I said that? I said self pleasure when you say self pleasure,it is Something or someone that provides a source of happiness by ourselves,we will watch action movies,drama(excluding porn movie hehe),playing video games,psp,ps2,ps3 etc,singing just to divert our attention from temptation,know what I mean?
but we humans are not perfect,there are times that our mind is filled with lust,so in that case I will just pray for my sin. o yeahhh

Did I mention that to those sex maniac non believers ladies they must pounce on everything that has a cock? o dear tsk!tsk! read my post very well, I said that to those sex maniac ladies(non believers only),they must used dildo! to prevent from aids & to stay safe also do you believe in GOD if yes,then I'll advice you stop premarital sex k?,
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Re: wtf? PUT A BIBLE OVER YOUR PENIS, SAYS POPE

Here's an idea: Make her have a complete STD test preformed with certified results, review, fuck. If she makes baby, headbutt to the ovaries till the thing is dislodged. Might take a few goes at it.
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Re: wtf? PUT A BIBLE OVER YOUR PENIS, SAYS POPE

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to prevent from aids & to stay safe also do you believe in GOD if yes,then I'll advice you stop premarital sex k?,
Why must you discriminate? Non-believers are just as capable of refraining from premarital sex as believers are, its just that believers have a stronger reason to do it. Sounds to me like you think that only believers deserve your amazing advice, and only believers deserve to not contract aids?
Edit: And why point fingers at the ladies as well? Its just as much the guy's responsibility to abstain/be responsible as it is the ladies.

Anyway this has nothing to do with believers and non-believers, it has to do with the pope being an irresponsible twat.

And why on earth must humans not enjoy each others bodies and pleasures responsibly? The idea is to teach responsibility before abstinence because it is easier to be responsible while doing what you want, than to abstain from doing it all together. Human's are lazy creatures, we will always choose the easiest way out of something. So the best thing to do is to teach the easy solution to a population of 5+ billion, dont you think? Condoms are the easy-safe-cost effective solution, so that is the one that you push as hard as you can while trying to teach abstinence.

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Why must you discriminate? Non-believers are just as capable of refraining from premarital sex as believers are, its just that believers have a stronger reason to do it. Sounds to me like you think that only believers deserve your amazing advice,
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And why on earth must humans not enjoy each others bodies and pleasures responsibly? The idea is to teach responsibility before abstinence because it is easier to be responsible while doing what you want, than to abstain from doing it all together. Human's are lazy creatures, we will always choose the easiest way out of something. So the best thing to do is to teach the easy solution to a population of 5+ billion, dont you think? Condoms are the easy-safe-cost effective solution, so that is the one that you push as hard as you can while trying to teach abstinence.
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because if your a true believer you don't do this wrong doing(premarital sex).,its hard to explain to you because your not,try to be a believer first then you'll find the answer
yah I accept ,even I made a mistake because we are only human but atleast
we believers know that its wrong.,so we only pray for our mistake,atleast our sin will be lessen.

we know that AIDS cannot be attained during intercourse only,so we believers is not exempted of AIDS but our risk for having it is only small because we don't do premarital sex hehe.
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Re: wtf? PUT A BIBLE OVER YOUR PENIS, SAYS POPE

ummmmm....... kay.
*Shines reality bat*
Protip: Most believers have sex before marriage. Even when one day your significant other says...."Oh yes im still a virgin" You are going to have to understand that they are very possibly lying. Sorry to hit you with the reality bat there buddy. I understand the religious PoV, but i also understand the human mind far better than you seem to.

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because if your a true believer you don't do this wrong doing(premarital sex)
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we believers know that its wrong.,so we only pray for our mistake,atleast our sin will be lessen.
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but we humans are not perfect,there are times that our mind is filled with lust,so in that case I will just pray for my sin. o yeahhh

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ummmmm....... kay.
*Shines reality bat*
Protip: Most believers have sex before marriage. Even when one day your significant other says...."Oh yes im still a virgin" You are going to have to understand that they are very possibly lying. Sorry to hit you with the reality bat there buddy. I understand the religious PoV, but i also understand the human mind far better than you seem to.

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And i have found the forum definition of hypocrisy:

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thats why I said to you that we are only humans & humans are not perfect k? hehe even I make mistake,but atleast I pray for my sin
in other words temptation for not having sex before marriage is one of the most difficult for us to deny,its like "thirsty fields under a rainless sky"
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in other words temptation for not having sex before marriage is one of the most difficult for us to deny,its like having thirsty for not dringking a water...
exactly why telling people that condoms should not be used to prevent aids is a very dumb thing to say..... Get it now?
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I wish Orvell's parents used a condom. Goddamn.
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