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Old 02-21-2009, 06:29 AM   #1
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Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes!





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Well, stories don't get much worse than this. A 14-year-old boy in China was killed when his chair exploded, sending chunks of metal into his rectum. The bleeding this caused killed him.

The alleged explosion came from the gas cylinder that was in the base of the chair, the part that allowed the user to adjust the seat up and down. The canister gets compressed when you sit on it, but can it actually create enough energy to make the seat cushion explode like that and kill a man? I doubt it, but this is what people are reporting.

In other news, I am working from a beanbag from now on. Sweet merciful crap.

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So how do you people that are sitting on them chairs feeling right now, hawhaw!
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Old 02-21-2009, 03:49 PM   #2
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Re: Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes!

I don't know how to respond to that. I sit on those types of chairs a lot so now I will be think about it when I sit down and hope that my ass doesn't explode.
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Old 02-21-2009, 03:58 PM   #3
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Re: Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes!

Well... After reading that I've shifted on the seat to the edge of it. And I haven't moved...

I think if I adjust it from now one I'll get off it first. Whoopie cushions will also be prohibited as a precaution.

Seriously that's a messed up way to die, what the hell will they put in the obituary without making it sound comical?
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Old 02-21-2009, 04:08 PM   #4
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Re: Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes!

That is fucking jokes and that title aswell. I still don't believe that seat just suddenly exploded, it must've been a prank that went wrong. Also he fucking died, bleeding from the ass lol. How the fuck do you stop your ass bleeding if you cut it haha.
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Old 02-21-2009, 04:27 PM   #5
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Re: Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes!

I would be pissed too if I was a chair and someone made a habit of farting in my face.
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Old 02-21-2009, 04:42 PM   #6
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Re: Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes!

K, now I feel distincly uncomfortable sitting here on my ANAL DEATH THRONE.
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Old 02-21-2009, 05:59 PM   #7
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Re: Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes!

its the worst thing to die... dying in your bleeding butt.
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Re: Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes!

I see IKEA failed to keep this under wraps!
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Re: Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes!

IKEA is in Sweden (the most manly of all countries BTW). Chinese probably tried to undercut an already cheap product by making it CHINESE-class cheap.

EDIT: What I meant was, Chinese aren't going to buy Swedish stuff when they could just use their own stuff.
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Re: Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes!

I lol'd pretty hard.
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Old 02-21-2009, 10:06 PM   #11
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Re: Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes!

Here's what happened:

1) goku100 posts a funny news story
2) FG actually makes a decent post
3) Jaxon inserts awesomely funny post

Good thread I say.
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Old 02-21-2009, 11:02 PM   #12
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Re: Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes!

I'm sitting on that exact same chair.
Hell, it's even the same color.
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Fuck this, I'm getting a comfortable, non-exploding plus anal-death chair.
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Re: Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes!

Time to go buy that $500 kevlar seat cushion.
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Old 02-22-2009, 07:47 AM   #14
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Re: Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes!

wow, that is actually really weird and strangely hilarious. I know I speak for many when I say, I am never sitting in one of those chairs the same way again
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Old 02-22-2009, 07:11 PM   #15
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Re: Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes!

Wouldnt it be bitch if you went to hell after that lol that would just top it off
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