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Old 04-24-2009, 06:49 PM   #16
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Re: Man tries to rob a salon, but only to end up a sex slave...


^From the pic she doesn't seem particularly fat, unless it's a fat-angle shot in disguise. Saying that though he face might be acne ridden or something. Maybe a face like a foetal michael jackson.

Guy's a twat anyway really, he should have just got to the hospital and considered himself lucky.
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Old 04-24-2009, 07:05 PM   #17
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Old 04-24-2009, 07:11 PM   #18
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Artan and Kluangs relatives are fucking crazy.
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Old 04-24-2009, 09:00 PM   #19
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Re: Man tries to rob a salon, but only to end up a sex slave...

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^From the pic she doesn't seem particularly fat, unless it's a fat-angle shot in disguise. Saying that though he face might be acne ridden or something. Maybe a face like a foetal michael jackson.

Guy's a twat anyway really, he should have just got to the hospital and considered himself lucky.
Pfft, I'd be gay for her =/
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Re: Man tries to rob a salon, but only to end up a sex slave...

Is she balding and is that a mustache i see or just a dark blur around her upper lip or what lol. If she looks good in person, i bang that big foreheaded girl and tear it up. Not to be too picky just want to make sure if im not gonna accidentally cross swords.
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Old 04-24-2009, 10:46 PM   #21
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Re: Man tries to rob a salon, but only to end up a sex slave...

I'd let my hair dresser rape me, but then it wouldn't be rape just me giving her what she wants, and i don't think i'd have any problem pitching a tent either...
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Re: Man tries to rob a salon, but only to end up a sex slave...

Wow, what a pussy. Even she knows black belt stuff, at least proof your manliness by your 1.5 inches penor
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Re: Man tries to rob a salon, but only to end up a sex slave...

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Word. Guy is a pussy. What kind of dude gets his ass kicked by a woman, can't get his penor up without meds, gets raped, tears his dong, and then snitches? For shame.

If a chick disabled me with a crushing body blow then I'd have a raging boner that would pierce the heavens. Assuming she's not fat, of course.
i agree the guy like, got man-handled by a woman,i eonder if shes hot
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Re: Man tries to rob a salon, but only to end up a sex slave...

I dont give a flying fck if she has a black belt in martial arts, if some girl tore up my penis, i'd go to my closet and get a black belt of my own and come back to whiip that blonde bitch into submission rather than calling the police. Indeed, a man pussy.
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^You'd still be a pussy since you got your dong shredded from having sex with a chick.
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Re: Man tries to rob a salon, but only to end up a sex slave...

lol thats why its better to practice it everyday to make it hard & tough as a rock! jokes
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^why jokes? i use mine to cut diamonds everyday
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^You'd still be a pussy since you got your dong shredded from having sex with a chick.
Isn't that what im tryin to say? lol. Just suggesting that rather than calling the cops and being more of a pussy he should go back to where she was and do somethin about it.


Maybe the dude can get a new penis with this (scroll down to the pic).... It's an herbal or eco-friendly penis:

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It's an amusing story, but I can't think of what possessed her to rape a random burglar... STDs/STIs..... =.=; I suppose though she probably didn't give shit about protecting herself and may have had a few of her own already, part of the revenge, ya know?
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Re: Man tries to rob a salon, but only to end up a sex slave...

Lmao.


Anyways, he was a terrible thief. There's no fun in simply taking it at gun point. You got do that shit with finesse. Having said that, I wonder if this girl had any STD's? lol.

I'd like to hold her at gun point some time and see what happens from there. Exciting just thinking about it.
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