ITT: Nothing. - Page 2

Tzu Men · 06-03-2009, 06:23 PM

I think the topic title was quite deceptive. Shame.

UchihaTaijiya · 06-03-2009, 07:17 PM

Fuck yeah Mal.

Louis CK is so damn funny. Ppl srsly check 'em out.

**Mal** · 06-03-2009, 07:18 PM

Indeed. On a related note, fuck Dane Cook.

The Madness · 06-03-2009, 07:19 PM

Joe Rogan is actually a pretty hilarious son of a bitch.

Dane Cooke is an unfunny twat nose.

**Mal** · 06-03-2009, 07:20 PM

Demetri Martin <3333333333
Mitch Hedberg <33333333
Brian Regan <333333

UchihaTaijiya · 06-03-2009, 07:46 PM

^ Mitch <3 fo sho.

I'll have to check out the other two.
And the guy Maddness mentioned.

& yes, fuck Dane Cook.

**Mal** · 06-03-2009, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UchihaTaijiya

^ Mitch <3 fo sho.

I'll have to check out the other two.
And the guy Maddness mentioned.

& yes, fuck Dane Cook.

Brian Regan

Demetri Martin and here

UchihaTaijiya · 06-03-2009, 07:54 PM

Oh! I know who Demetri is. I've seen his show Important Things before.

**Mal** · 06-03-2009, 07:55 PM

You should watch his "Person" video, he is either a very interesting person or a very convincing liar. I am leaning more towards "interesting person".

ShinobiKnight · 06-03-2009, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal

Demetri Martin <3333333333
Mitch Hedberg <33333333
Brian Regan <333333

THIS. I don't really know many stand-up comics, but Brian Regan is absolutely hilarious. Highly recommended.

Babyface BK · 06-03-2009, 08:39 PM

I say this all the time and I'll say it again.

Dave Chappelle>All

UchihaTaijiya · 06-03-2009, 09:04 PM

I love Chappelle, got all his stuff on DVD, but I think I prefer Richard Pryor to him... Pryor was just... revolutionary. XD lol.

Trey · 06-03-2009, 09:06 PM

Eddie Murphy was pretty funny in his stand-up prime as well.

**Miburo** · 06-03-2009, 09:11 PM

I saw part of a Dane Cook act the other night. Oh man. He was all like "Man, I wish I was a snake. I'd be all like "hiss" and stuff. Then I'd be all like "hiss" and curl up in a little ball. And when someone gets near me I'd be all like *rattle rattle* with my tail telling the dude to go away. Man, I wish I was a snake. That'd be so cool."

And then the audience started laughing. So I just turned off my TV and sat there for like an hour thinking that they must be the most polite people ever. That's really nice, yo.

The Madness · 06-03-2009, 09:14 PM

I was in the mood to become enraged over petty bullshit so I downloaded his Isolated Incident shitstorm show. I almost went columbine.

Then I wanted to calm down a bit so I watched some Joe Rogan and Dave Chapelle and sat there giggling like a retard.

06-03-2009, 06:23 PM	#16
Tzu Men hostis humani generis Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 715 Thanks: 4,027 Thanked 2,707 Times in 864 Posts	Re: ITT: Nothing. I think the topic title was quite deceptive. Shame.

06-03-2009, 07:17 PM	#17
UchihaTaijiya sublimis ab unda Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 2,777 Thanks: 7,387 Thanked 3,312 Times in 1,249 Posts	Re: ITT: Nothing. Fuck yeah Mal. Louis CK is so damn funny. Ppl srsly check 'em out. __________________ If the elephants have past lives yet are destined to always remember It's no wonder how they scream Like you and I they must have some temper And I am dreaming of them on the plains Dirtying up their beds Watching for some sign of rain to cool their hot heads And how dare that you send me that card when I'm doing all that I can do You are forcing me to remember when all I want is to just forget you If the tiger shall protect her young then tell me how did you slip by All my instincts have failed me for once I must have somehow slept the whole night And I am dreaming of them with their kill Tearing it all apart Blood dripping from their lips and teeth sinking into heart And how dare that you say you'll call When you know I need some peace of mind If you have to take sides with the animals Won't you do it with one who is kind And if the hawks in the trees need the dead If you're living you don't stand a chance For a time though you share the same bed There are only two ends to this dance You can flee with your wounds just in time or lie there as he feeds Watching yourself ripped to shreds and laughing as you bleed So for those of you falling in love keep it kind Keep it good Keep it right Throw yourself in the midst of danger but keep one eye open at night

06-03-2009, 07:18 PM	#18
Mal Scotch Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,112 Thanks: 12,947 Thanked 10,883 Times in 3,862 Posts	Re: ITT: Nothing. Indeed. On a related note, fuck Dane Cook.

06-03-2009, 07:19 PM	#19
The Madness Passion Rules Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: MA, US Age: 24 Posts: 1,102 Thanks: 2,546 Thanked 4,643 Times in 1,768 Posts	Re: ITT: Nothing. Joe Rogan is actually a pretty hilarious son of a bitch. Dane Cooke is an unfunny twat nose.

06-03-2009, 07:20 PM	#20
Mal Scotch Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,112 Thanks: 12,947 Thanked 10,883 Times in 3,862 Posts	Re: ITT: Nothing. Demetri Martin <3333333333 Mitch Hedberg <33333333 Brian Regan <333333

06-03-2009, 07:46 PM	#21
UchihaTaijiya sublimis ab unda Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 2,777 Thanks: 7,387 Thanked 3,312 Times in 1,249 Posts	Re: ITT: Nothing. ^ Mitch <3 fo sho. I'll have to check out the other two. And the guy Maddness mentioned. & yes, fuck Dane Cook. __________________ If the elephants have past lives yet are destined to always remember It's no wonder how they scream Like you and I they must have some temper And I am dreaming of them on the plains Dirtying up their beds Watching for some sign of rain to cool their hot heads And how dare that you send me that card when I'm doing all that I can do You are forcing me to remember when all I want is to just forget you If the tiger shall protect her young then tell me how did you slip by All my instincts have failed me for once I must have somehow slept the whole night And I am dreaming of them with their kill Tearing it all apart Blood dripping from their lips and teeth sinking into heart And how dare that you say you'll call When you know I need some peace of mind If you have to take sides with the animals Won't you do it with one who is kind And if the hawks in the trees need the dead If you're living you don't stand a chance For a time though you share the same bed There are only two ends to this dance You can flee with your wounds just in time or lie there as he feeds Watching yourself ripped to shreds and laughing as you bleed So for those of you falling in love keep it kind Keep it good Keep it right Throw yourself in the midst of danger but keep one eye open at night

06-03-2009, 07:54 PM	#23
UchihaTaijiya sublimis ab unda Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 2,777 Thanks: 7,387 Thanked 3,312 Times in 1,249 Posts	Re: ITT: Nothing. Oh! I know who Demetri is. I've seen his show Important Things before. __________________ If the elephants have past lives yet are destined to always remember It's no wonder how they scream Like you and I they must have some temper And I am dreaming of them on the plains Dirtying up their beds Watching for some sign of rain to cool their hot heads And how dare that you send me that card when I'm doing all that I can do You are forcing me to remember when all I want is to just forget you If the tiger shall protect her young then tell me how did you slip by All my instincts have failed me for once I must have somehow slept the whole night And I am dreaming of them with their kill Tearing it all apart Blood dripping from their lips and teeth sinking into heart And how dare that you say you'll call When you know I need some peace of mind If you have to take sides with the animals Won't you do it with one who is kind And if the hawks in the trees need the dead If you're living you don't stand a chance For a time though you share the same bed There are only two ends to this dance You can flee with your wounds just in time or lie there as he feeds Watching yourself ripped to shreds and laughing as you bleed So for those of you falling in love keep it kind Keep it good Keep it right Throw yourself in the midst of danger but keep one eye open at night

06-03-2009, 07:55 PM	#24
Mal Scotch Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,112 Thanks: 12,947 Thanked 10,883 Times in 3,862 Posts	Re: ITT: Nothing. You should watch his "Person" video, he is either a very interesting person or a very convincing liar. I am leaning more towards "interesting person".

06-03-2009, 08:39 PM	#26
Babyface BK <3===BK Join Date: Mar 1988 Location: With My Babeh Age: 25 Posts: 2,245 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1,856 Times in 844 Posts	Re: ITT: Nothing. I say this all the time and I'll say it again. Dave Chappelle>All __________________ "The road to success is always under construction. "

06-03-2009, 09:04 PM	#27
UchihaTaijiya sublimis ab unda Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 2,777 Thanks: 7,387 Thanked 3,312 Times in 1,249 Posts	Re: ITT: Nothing. I love Chappelle, got all his stuff on DVD, but I think I prefer Richard Pryor to him... Pryor was just... revolutionary. XD lol. __________________ If the elephants have past lives yet are destined to always remember It's no wonder how they scream Like you and I they must have some temper And I am dreaming of them on the plains Dirtying up their beds Watching for some sign of rain to cool their hot heads And how dare that you send me that card when I'm doing all that I can do You are forcing me to remember when all I want is to just forget you If the tiger shall protect her young then tell me how did you slip by All my instincts have failed me for once I must have somehow slept the whole night And I am dreaming of them with their kill Tearing it all apart Blood dripping from their lips and teeth sinking into heart And how dare that you say you'll call When you know I need some peace of mind If you have to take sides with the animals Won't you do it with one who is kind And if the hawks in the trees need the dead If you're living you don't stand a chance For a time though you share the same bed There are only two ends to this dance You can flee with your wounds just in time or lie there as he feeds Watching yourself ripped to shreds and laughing as you bleed So for those of you falling in love keep it kind Keep it good Keep it right Throw yourself in the midst of danger but keep one eye open at night

06-03-2009, 09:06 PM	#28
Trey Legendary Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 2,251 Thanks: 139 Thanked 538 Times in 300 Posts	Re: ITT: Nothing. Eddie Murphy was pretty funny in his stand-up prime as well.

06-03-2009, 09:11 PM	#29
Miburo Deos Fortioribus Adesse Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Valhalla Posts: 3,543 Thanks: 34,417 Thanked 17,643 Times in 5,442 Posts	Re: ITT: Nothing. I saw part of a Dane Cook act the other night. Oh man. He was all like "Man, I wish I was a snake. I'd be all like "hiss" and stuff. Then I'd be all like "hiss" and curl up in a little ball. And when someone gets near me I'd be all like rattle rattle with my tail telling the dude to go away. Man, I wish I was a snake. That'd be so cool." And then the audience started laughing. So I just turned off my TV and sat there for like an hour thinking that they must be the most polite people ever. That's really nice, yo.

06-03-2009, 09:14 PM	#30
The Madness Passion Rules Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: MA, US Age: 24 Posts: 1,102 Thanks: 2,546 Thanked 4,643 Times in 1,768 Posts	Re: ITT: Nothing. I was in the mood to become enraged over petty bullshit so I downloaded his Isolated Incident shitstorm show. I almost went columbine. Then I wanted to calm down a bit so I watched some Joe Rogan and Dave Chapelle and sat there giggling like a retard.

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