I saw my dad with his meat in my GF. v

Hokage4354 · 06-07-2009, 04:27 PM

I’ve had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) – small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on vacation for a week, come back and something just doesn’t seem right . I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later… I’m coming home from work when, bam, clear as day right in my kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was PISSED, told him to get his meat out of GF, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn’t get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it’s been 2 weeks since the incident and that I’ve been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been. – when he’s the damn reason we ain’t together no more.

Here are pics of my GF.

The Madness · 06-07-2009, 05:02 PM

That would have almost been kind of funny if...actually no..it just wasn't funny.

As clever as it is to use the word meat over and over as an innuendo for cock, and GF for George Foreman.

Kina · 06-07-2009, 05:05 PM

If you're going to use 'GF', you need to reduce your level of grammar.

OG · 06-07-2009, 05:09 PM

ur Father wins.

you lost everything.

***Demi-God*** · 06-07-2009, 05:14 PM

I've seen a lot of things in this world, but having a relationship with a grill is something new. I suggest you seek help. You're a sick, sick person.

Trey · 06-07-2009, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demi-God

I've seen a lot of things in this world, but having a relationship with a grill is something new. I suggest you seek help. You're a sick, sick person.

Especially if his grill breaks. If he tries that ham then, he'll be the cause of thirteen schools local to him closing.

G · 06-07-2009, 06:44 PM

A lean mean grillin' machine!

***Demi-God*** · 06-07-2009, 06:56 PM

Fuck yo grill.

**Miburo** · 06-07-2009, 09:59 PM

The only thing humorous about this thread is Hokagay implying that he might have had a girlfriend.

Myth · 06-07-2009, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miburo

The only thing humorous about this thread is Hokagay implying that he might have had a girlfriend.

If he did have a Gf nd caught his dad, then that just shows u he wasn't good enough anyways.. so he fails... nd his daddy wins.

The Madness · 06-07-2009, 10:05 PM

^Fails?

Kinda like that joke?

Myth · 06-07-2009, 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by themadness0308

^Fails?

Kinda like that joke?

i wasn't making a joke

The Madness · 06-07-2009, 10:42 PM

Yes...you were.

Myth · 06-07-2009, 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by themadness0308

Yes...you were.

no i wasn't man...

The Madness · 06-07-2009, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Myth

If he did have a Gf nd caught his dad, then that just shows u he wasn't good enough anyways.. so he fails... nd his daddy wins.

This is a joke.

Not a knock-knock joke, but it was a joke. You were trying to make fun of him for not satisfying his girlfriend.

06-07-2009, 04:27 PM	#1
Hokage4354 SOTW Host Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: New Jersey Posts: 956 Thanks: 8 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	I saw my dad with his meat in my GF. v I’ve had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) – small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me. I go away on vacation for a week, come back and something just doesn’t seem right . I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless. So fast forward to 3 weeks later… I’m coming home from work when, bam, clear as day right in my kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF. I was PISSED, told him to get his meat out of GF, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn’t get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb. Now it’s been 2 weeks since the incident and that I’ve been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been. – when he’s the damn reason we ain’t together no more. Here are pics of my GF. __________________ ~~~~~~~~~~ Join Kongregate today!

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