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Old 06-15-2009, 06:58 PM   #1
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Gentlemen,

I present to you the greatest fanfiction ever written:

http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm
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Old 06-15-2009, 07:03 PM   #2
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Re: Gentlemen,

SK is a noob.
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Old 06-15-2009, 07:04 PM   #3
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Re: Gentlemen,

SK is a n00b
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Old 06-15-2009, 07:08 PM   #4
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Re: Gentlemen,

Stopped reading here:

Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way

Erhm. I mean, SK is noob.
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Old 06-15-2009, 07:14 PM   #5
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Re: Gentlemen,

Stop reading here:

Oh wait I didn't click the link.

SK is a noob.
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Old 06-15-2009, 07:16 PM   #6
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Re: Gentlemen,

I just scrolled down to check what the fic is about. I came across this:
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“Oh Draco, Draco!” I screamed while getting an orgasm when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Draco’s arm. It was a black heart with an arrow through it. On it in bloody gothic writing were the words………… Vampire!

I was so angry.

“You bastard!” I shouted angrily, jumping out of the bed.

“No! No! But you don’t understand!” Draco pleaded. But I knew too much.

“No, you fucking idiot!” I shouted. “You probably have AIDs anyway!”

I put on my clothes all huffily and then stomped out. Draco ran out even though he was naked. He had a really big you-know-what but I was too mad to care. I stomped out and did so until I was in Vampire’s classroom where he was having a lesson with Professor Snape and some other people.

“VAMPIRE POTTER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!” I yelled.
I ain't a Christian...but Jesus Christ what was that fucking faggotry???
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Old 06-15-2009, 07:35 PM   #7
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Re: Gentlemen,

Sounds terrible. Fuck, G's story was way better.
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Old 06-15-2009, 08:10 PM   #8
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Re: Gentlemen,

Why would you want to be related to a "fucking hottie"?
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Old 06-15-2009, 08:14 PM   #9
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Re: Gentlemen,

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AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!
This person's grammar makes me cry.
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Old 06-15-2009, 08:18 PM   #10
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Re: Gentlemen,

Trey: Wincest.
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Old 06-15-2009, 09:05 PM   #11
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Re: Gentlemen,

There are several strange, sort of self-censored, out-of-the-blue sex scenes in the first few chapters alone. I laughed so hard when I read this.

@Everyone who didn't read it: Do so. At least read the first paragraph; you'll see why.
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Old 06-15-2009, 09:09 PM   #12
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Re: Gentlemen,

sex scene? copypasta that.
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Old 06-15-2009, 09:49 PM   #13
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Re: Gentlemen,

and then like, wow, he's just like, so hot

anyways, did she mention if she sparkles in the sun or not?
i didn't read very far, although apparently i managed to get further than most people

my brain is all melty poo poo
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Old 06-15-2009, 09:53 PM   #14
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Re: Gentlemen,

Do you mean greatest as in "so shit it's great" type great? I'm not insulting it, I'm just asking the question, cuz I haven't read it. If we're talking "so shit it's great" type great, then Half Life: Full Life Consequences is god tier.
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Old 06-15-2009, 10:49 PM   #15
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Re: Gentlemen,

I'm too lazy to read this right now but I'll skim through it leytar. 8]
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